Bill Bailey, JB Not Happy With Someone From Breakfast, Reverse Brag Artist - The Rush Hour podcast - Monday 14th September 2026
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What is the opening banter and theme of this Rush Hour episode?
This is Triple M's rush hour. Thanks to Penrite Oil. 100 Years Aussie. Now proudly wearing the Australian-made green and gold logo.
I see assholes like you every day. James Brayshaw. Every Dang. Billy Brownless. Is this moron number one? Heaviest offensive lines with 186 kilos. Put moron number two on the phone.
Only about 26 more than we. What the hell is wrong with you two?
Everybody's working! Listen to the rush hour. I
feel good! Font hole crisis and I see that, but you gotta wave that, you two. What? Oh mate, great. W-A-Z-D, the app that uh you put up on your Apple CarPlay. But it comes up with pothole reported ahead. Oh, really? And then a second later, pothole reported ahead. And there's like 40 in a row. Now facts. Yeah, tell you what we got, Tamiya and Barrett, in uh Damo. Because we're getting to the sharpest end. Oh, green grass demo. Out on the ground. It was. We're gonna get to the bottom of that. We're getting to We we're doing a different brag artist. Are we? Are we? What are we doing? What are we doing? We're reversing it. So and sadly I've got to throw myself under the bus to kick it off. So it's a bad bad artist. That's it.
That's it. I'd just say that. Five and five. Not really. We might we might have a look at that. I've got some good stuff to add. I've got I I've got something a bone to pick with a member of the breakfast team and it's not who you think it is. Yes. Of course. Bill Bailey. We love him. Comedian. He's in later. Yep. And then we'll finish with a joke that well, I get the feeling that it might be a little blue and it it shouldn't be blue on a Monday. It's not blue, it's how you uh categorize it. What's that even? What? How you what? The acoustics. The acoustics. That's how you hear it. It's how you hear you hear it. Yeah, it's exactly interpret interpretation. Interpret interpret whatever word you want to use. Acoustics.
Proto fac Hello Fat Hello, Tracky Top. Yeah, so what about this? Oh look at this. This is the new I know you can't see it on radio. Uh the new triple M footy jacket. What do you think, Jim? Yep. Now
It's the longest cab anyway. What spins can you do in it? But very nice. Well done there. So everyone's got one. You're gonna wear that around? I will. Right. Not if it helped save the world of poverty, would I wear that? Be proud. It's a footy jacket. I am proud to work here. It's a magnificent. I'm not wearing that fat.
Oh fair dinkum. Uh hello, Reb. Steven Zoice with you. Can we get a welfare check on Fat and the Cat Man, Nesavo? It comes after the Dockers rock their way to a prelim final after a fourteen point win against Toulon last night. You didn't have a great Friday night. So how's the
rest of your weekend? It was good actually. Uh caught up with Jim and Les when we had a lovely lunch Subiaco. Beautiful out there. Yep. I had to pay, I see. And then Well you had to pay half. No, uh very good, Perth. A very, very nice spot to be, wasn't it, Jimmy Boy? We had a great time. So and well done to everyone, actually. We'll go we'll have a chat about this in the Rappi. Now on Triple M's rush hour, well let's have a nice little get together with
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It's Billy's All Sports Report. Lift your game with a 29990 cap from United Forklifts. Can you just unspin? 'Cause you're gonna forget that you're wrapped up and you're gonna ruin these, I think. Is
he going the same one? No,
he's gone he's he's reversing. Lift your game with a twenty nine nine ninety cat for United Forklifts. He's clever because he remembered which way he went the first one. Yeah, exactly. Well
A great weekend of footage. NFL horse racing. Proud to be an Aussie. Were you? Yes, I was. Just like Penright. Because uh well done to the MCG, AFL, Melbourne major events and the Vic government. Yes. Because we watched it on TV. NFL, yeah, we were in Perth, but it looked magnificent. And it the day helped. It was a beautiful day. The drone shots up up above the G going down the arrow into the sea. Sly by the Thousand. Hundred thousand. And twenty one fans went to the G, reached two point one nine million viewers. In Australia. In Australia. On a Friday morning.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What is the opening banter and theme of this Rush Hour episode?
0:00–9:43
2
How do JB and Billy introduce the ‘Reverse Brag Artist’ segment?
9:43–22:11
3
What insights does Damian Barrett share about the AFL semi‑finals?
22:11–34:18
4
How does Bill Bailey describe his new national tour and comedy style?
34:18–46:17
5
Which Australian bird does Bill Bailey name as his favourite and why?
46:17–58:55
6
What is Billy’s final joke and how does it wrap up the show?
58:55–1:03:17
7
How do the hosts recap the episode’s highlights before signing off?
1:03:17–1:05:51
8
What are the closing remarks and upcoming show promotions?
1:05:51–1:06:30
Speakers
4 identifiedMore from The Rush Hour with JB & Billy
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