Mark 'Beast' Cometti, Xavier Ellis Live In a Freo Pub, Bill's Clock Obsession - The Rush Hour podcast - Tuesday 22nd September 2026
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What’s the story behind the new studio clock and why is Billy obsessed with it?
This is Triple M's Rush Hour, thanks to Penrite Oil. 100 Years Aussie, now proudly wearing the Australian-made green and gold logo. 5,
4, 3, 2,
1. Ow! I see assholes like you every day. James Brayshaw. Everyday. Billy Brown.
Is this moron number one? Why would you be at a financial lunch? Put moron number two on the phone. That's a very good point.
Point. Oh, point. What the hell is wrong with you
two? I
feel good. Tuesday, grand final week. Here we go, Xavier Ellis. We are sending down to Freo, Fat. Oh, no. It's a dangerous
thing we're
doing.
We're
sending him into a target-rich environment. So we're going to get to him, find out where he is down in Freo. He's at a pub. You know that much. And then we've got some Lions contestants in the quiz. We have. And, of course, if they advance, they go Thursday, and they may end up with grand final tickets. So that is huge. And then back end, Mark Cometti, the beast. Because, of course, tomorrow the Great Comet is celebrated with that superb documentary. So we speak to Mark Cometti. We finish with a joke. Might have to get a couple out, actually. I get the feeling your first one is going to be underwhelming, but you might come good with a
seconder. Hello, Fat. G'day, Jimmy boy. Beautiful day here in Melbourne.
It's
currently 17 degrees. It'll be 20 degrees tomorrow. tomorrow, and then it'll be 27 and partly cloudy on Thursday for our big show there
at the Corner Hotel.
Wow, we've got a new clock here, Jim. It's got Nirvana. They haven't played yet. It just says that, but I'm just reading the
clocks. I'm very happy. He's fascinated
with
it,
Rob.
He can't stop looking at it. Look at him. The old eight day. So Gino's come in and replaced the clock and now Fat literally cannot stop staring at it. I don't think Gino called it a clock
either, actually.
No, he got it mixed up. So you know
who I am a combined of? What? Jane Bunn. A combined of? Jane Bunn and Dangerous Dave, Jim. I know all the bands and I know all the weather. Hello, Rowan. And the subject is... What is this?
What is this?
Brownlow medal...
Brownlow medalist. Oh, my God. And you can add another Brownlow medal as of last night. Yeah.
Well done, Nick. And
we'll
hear all about it right now on WAP, WAP, WAP.
Now on Triple M's Rush Hour... Well, let's have a nice little get-together with...
It's Billy's All Sports Report. Well done to Nick Dacos, of course, broken the all-time vote record, polling 47 votes. Did Dipper and those blokes, when they won it, I think they polled 17 or 18 votes.
That's
it. 47, polled in 18 games, Jim. 13. 13! Three voters, best on ground in 22 games. He polled in 18. Well done. And we all knew he was going to win, but what a win. No, amazing. And well-spoken, too. Such a classy
young
man. He loved it. Unassuming. And he talks about when he was a kid. Nick, you're only 23.
He's
still
a kid. He still is a
kid. Well done to Bazlenka. Well done. 36 votes.
Nearly could
have won it any other year. And then the Bont, of course, third. And well done to him.
That's my only sadness out of the night, Fatty. Yes, that man will now most probably retire not being a Brownlow medalist, Marcus Pontempelli. He bloody should have been. Exactly.
At least one. It looked like it at one stage there
for a while. He was
going all right last
night.
Mark of the year, Nick Watson, Jimmy Boy.
Not
sure... Not
sure.
No, I'm with you. It was a great grab, by the way, in
the
wet. Marked it on his chest. But I like Cozzy's out of those three. But you'd like
something that... No, Harvey Langford at the MCG. That was my favourite mark of the year. It didn't even get in the top three. I see that, Jimmy boy. Of all the brilliant things the Wizards have done this year, I don't think that was actually the mark of the year. But you take the money and run. Of course you
do. But the goal of
the
year was fantastic.
We love that
one from Connor McKenna. What about
Connor's
speech?
Well,
I caught up with him, Jim. Shush, shush, Jim. I caught up with him and I asked him, what are you going to do with the money you win?
Connor, what
are
you going to do with the money? It's a huge amount of money.
If my wife asks, it's probably for the house, but if I give away, I'll buy a horse probably, so...
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What’s the story behind the new studio clock and why is Billy obsessed with it?
0:00–6:41
2
How did the All‑Sports Report recap the Brownlow Medal and announce the Grand Final umpires?
6:41–15:23
3
Why did Triple M send Xavier Ellis to Benny’s Bar in Fremantle and what did he discover there?
15:23–22:04
4
How does the Lions‑vs‑Frio quiz work and what are the first two questions?
22:04–30:15
5
Who won the Lions‑vs‑Frio quiz and what tickets are at stake for Thursday’s Triple M Fest?
30:15–38:39
6
What is the AFL Coach of the Year award and who are the top contenders this season?
38:39–49:11
7
Who is Mark “Beast” Cometti and what can we expect from his Channel 7 documentary?
49:11–59:32
8
What jokes did Billy close the show with and how do they tie into the upcoming Grand Final?
59:32–59:44
Speakers
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