Chris Goulding, Logan Morris, Billy's Answer to the AFL Media Awards - The Rush Hour podcast - Tuesday 15th September 2026
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What happened in Billy’s first game at Football Park and why is it a nostalgic opening?
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5, 4, 3, 2,
1. Ow! I see assholes like you every day. James Brayshaw. Everyday. Billy Brown. Is this moron number one? Are you going to wear yours? Put moron number two on the phone.
Not if it helped save the world of poverty. What
the hell is wrong with you two?
What
the hell is wrong with you two? He is captain of the best list of this comp scene, Fat, for a long, long time. A lot of pressure on him, Jim. All right, we're going to get to the bottom of that with one of our all-time favourites. Fat's got a thing called the Fatmas. Yes. I don't know what that is. You'll find out. That's coming up. Logan Morris is going to join
us. Just
re-signed with the Brisbane Lions. Couple of years, but a star. Yes. Topics Brayshaw, I like that, just to get things back on track. And then a joke at the end. I'm not sure if I've heard it before or not because I haven't heard it yet. So that's coming up. What, Fat? It should be good. Anyway, hello to you. G'day, Jimmy boy. G'day, everyone. Listeners, of course. We love yous all. And hello to you, Ryan.
And
he has put
it through. We've got a game at Football Park. 9-4-56. 9-4-58.
Here's 8-4. Hang on a second. I'm just waiting on the scoreboard here. Are we
8-4? We're
9-4-58. There we go. Yeah, that's it. Jim. Well, when you haven't got a scoreboard, Fat, it's hard to tell the score. Where were you then? Footy
Park. That was round one, 1999. That
was
JB's first game of
calling footy, I reckon. Footy Park. Footy Park. Cold, windy, bloody dump of a joint. I liked it out there. It was good to play. All the players loved playing there. I know. But from
a
broadcasting point of view, it wasn't a great choice. We did the guard of honour for the Crows to run out onto the ground with Malcolm Blight. Guard of honour,
Jim. I was
there when you did. I watched you do it. They all ran
out. Nigel
Smart came out last. Nigel Smart came out
last and gave
it to us, Jim, which was fair. And then they kicked the first, what, seven? Kicked first five or something. But I think I actually kicked five or six that night. But, gee, we got belted. It was Blighty's first game as coach of Geelong back in Adelaide. So he
tried
to prove something or do something. And he lied 10 each side of the Adelaide race. We had to line up, clap them onto their home ground. That's
weird. I
watched it happen from the commentary box. That is weird. I want Herb or Busy to find out if he did actually kick five or six because I very much doubt that happened. What year do you reckon it was?
Hmm.
remember
now. We'll look it up. Oh,
geez, we felt like fool's heads.
Anyway, time now for a wrap, wrap, wrap, wrap.
Now
on Triple M's Rush Hour... Well, let's have a nice little get-together with... It's Billy's All Sports Report. Lift your game with a $29,990 cat from United Forklifts.
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Thank you, Ryan. Logan Morris, as you said, has signed a two-year contract, so he's got next year and then two years after that, Jimmy boy. Right. Only 21, two premierships, All-Australian. How many finals has he played already? This will be game 11 this week. 11 finals at that age. That's nuts. We'll speak to him at 5.30. Good week for the Lions, of course. Zach Bailey and Dane Zorka, I think, is about to sign one. Some trade news. Sam Edmund has reported that the Giants have quietly indicated, have quietly indicated to clubs that they will consider offers for Lockie Whitfield and or Harry Himmelberg. Wow. Wow. Wowee. Lockie Whitfield's quality. I'm not saying Himmelberg isn't, but Lockie's one of their prime moves, I would have said.
He's been a great player for the Giants there. Interesting to see how they go to the Giants. They like to be called the Giants. They like to be called the Giants. If anyone's ever called them the Giants. Because they've also moved on Stringer and Hogan, so a lot leaving their gym. Riccardi remains unsigned also at the Giants. But Tom Green didn't play a game this year, did he?
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Chapters
5 chapters
1
What happened in Billy’s first game at Football Park and why is it a nostalgic opening?
0:00–6:56
2
How did Travis Bazzana’s “piss missile” impact the All Sports Report segment?
6:56–23:08
3
What is Brayshaw’s “apprentice dob” segment and why is it a fan‑favorite?
23:08–24:17
4
What is the Milwaukee Packout Low‑Profile Toolbox prize and who won it?
24:17–42:00
5
How does Melbourne United captain Chris Goulding describe the team’s chances this season?
42:00–1:02:07
Speakers
6 identifiedMore from The Rush Hour with JB & Billy
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