Callum Wilkie's Car Wash, Ben Graham's Rams 49ers Preview, Billy's New Joke Song - The Rush Hour podcast - Monday 7th September 2026
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What’s the latest news in the All Sports Report and the bad news for the German runner?
This is Triple M's rush hour. Thanks to Penrite Oil. 100 Years Aussie. Now proudly wearing the Australian-made green and gold logo.
Two. One.
I see assholes like you every day. James Brayshaw. Every Dave. Billy Brownless. Is this moron number one? Brownless, he's been desperately caught. Put moron number two on the phone. What the hell is wrong with you two?
Everybody's working! Listen to the Russia. Абрил!
Pat, I'll tell you what happens. This happens every year. It's a marathon the footy season. It feels like it goes for a bloody hundred years. Yes. And then you arrive at today. Yeah. Three weekends left. Three. Three. And then we're done. Right. All finished. How many teams are left? Six. I know. Six. It's nuts. Damian Barrett in to talk about what was an amazing weekend and some big footy coming up, of course. Your former teammate Ben Graham. Benny boy. He played in the Super Bowl. He did. So looking forward to that. Looking forward to that. We've got big tickets to give away. We've got a replay of something that was amazing on the weekend. In fact, quite a few things that were amazing. Cal Wilkie joins us back in because he's opening a car wash.
We're gonna find out where. It's controversial. Yes. And then a joke that I think Fat's happy with. Let's put it that way. I think he's got a happy look about his stupid head. Gotta happen. Yeah, it is. Yes. He already thinks it's good and it's two hours away. Hello to you, fat. I get it.
Jimmy Boy, yes, go cats going along nicely, but I hope you like the joke because if you like the joke, we've got something special for the listeners. Yes. We can't say too much. Uh copyright it and do we. Yeah, and go through uh legal. Exactly, Jim. Exactly. Uh but the man who's running it all is this man here. Hello, Ryan. Thanks boys. What does MMM stand for? Uh
music, madness, and mystery. That is NFL legend George Kittle, who was on the rub on Saturday and was amazing. He was unbul we couldn't get him off.
He got on her Herb did a great job. Herb went and uh lassooed him down at the end. She had the hair done and put him some fake tan. And uh she he came along, George Kittle, who is, by the way, a a superstar. Good blood. And Rabs, we we tried to wrap him up four times. No, I have to. No, I just
kept talking. And then he goes, Mate, I well want to go out for dinner tonight. Where's a good restaurant? And Bill said just put some veggie mite on toast. On toast. I wonder if he tried that. Say supernormal or something. Well I couldn't think.
Gostasio we did in the end. Yeah, we did, yes, exactly. But I tell you what,
he's not playing. He's just over here to have a few fries.
That's exactly what he's doing.
I don't think he is playing. And I'm good at that as I'm good at this. Rap rap rap. Now on Triple M's rush hour. Well
let's have a nice little get together with WHAP WAP WAP WHAP! It's Billy's All Sports Report. Lift your game with a 29-990 cat from United Falklands. They're back.
They're back We might celebrate it a bit more later on in the show, but United Forecliffs are back. Lift your game with a twenty nine nine ninety cat from United Forecliffs. Oh it's
like having an old girlfriend back. Good on you, United Forecliffs. Well done. Not I hope it's nothing like that, actually. I don't know
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we'll clip that
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Uh great crowds, Jim. Not so great footy over the weekend, was there? The Frio Hawks game, fifty-nine thousand four hundred and forty six. Highest ever home final crowd ever. Fortunately it didn't turn up. What about the Cats and the Blues? 96,646.
6,680, Jim. See, I thought that was a record until I was told by Swamp. It's not, because the record was Hawthorne and the Western Bulldogs. This was a weird combination to have the most watched elimination final in the history of the country.
Pardio, SCG, thirty-seven thousand there, Adelaide fifty-one thousand, a total of two hundred and forty-four thousand, I reckon, by my
Figures. That is good. I ran into Andrew Dillon after the game on uh Saturday. He had a smile you could see from the bloody moon. He would be because that's money straight into their coffers.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What’s the latest news in the All Sports Report and the bad news for the German runner?
0:00–6:53
2
How does Damian Barrett recap the first week of AFL finals and preview the upcoming big games?
6:53–16:09
3
What insights does former AFL‑NFL star Ben Graham share about the LA Rams vs. San Francisco 49ers game at the MCG?
16:09–25:54
4
Why did Ben Graham travel to London for an NFL game and end up getting cut immediately after?
25:54–35:16
5
What were Billy’s favourite moments from the Triple M footy weekend and JB’s special shout‑outs?
35:16–43:53
6
How did Callum Wilkie end up buying a car‑wash business in Moe and what’s the plan for it?
43:53–51:05
7
What’s the story behind Billy’s new joke about Little Johnny and his cats?
51:05–59:24
8
What’s the brand‑new song Billy plays to close the episode and how can listeners hear it?
59:24–1:09:12
Speakers
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