Kevin Sheedy, Billy's Failed Craft Attack, The Longest Story Ever - The Rush Hour podcast - Tuesday 14th July 2026
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What are the show openers, ratings day updates and host banter?
This is Triple M's Rush Hour. The Penrite Oil. 100 years still driven. 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. Ow! I see assholes like you every day. James Brayshaw. Everyday. day billy brown this moron number one in this show put moron number two on the phone what the hell is wrong with you Up here.
Good. Here we are. Tuesday. Ratings day. Yeah. My goodness. What's happened then? Well, we're a dominant force. That's always the case. Exactly. But the weekends, we're now taking the piss. Enormous. Triple M football. That far in front, it's now irrelevant what's behind us. Huge. Four or five points. Ten plus. See that? Ahead of the next best. Friday Huddle, Saturday Rub, Sunday Rub, Saturday Ave, Saturday Twilight, Sunday Rub. It is not a game anymore. It's a shame. It used to be that we quite anticipated a bit of a tussle with the opposition. That just doesn't happen anymore. Tommy Orr, very shortly. Because we're talking, of course, to the former Socceroo about the semis coming up. And also Australia's campaign.
And a few observations we've both got of the World Cup, which I think Tommy will be happy with. Hydration breaks. That's it. And then topics, Brayshaw, that's coming up. Brayshaw. I see craft attack. That interests me.
I haven't heard it.
I don't know anything about it. That worries me. That's coming up. Kevin Sheedy, the great man. Oh, yes. And Fat has requested one-on-one access to Sheeds. And serious stuff. Yeah, you said to me, I've done lots of gigs with Sheeds. Yep. I want a piece of him. Exactly. So I said, all right, Fat. Because he can rave on a bit. Second segment with Kev is going to be one-on-one. The easier things to Deedee. And then we get to the joke, and I've got a really bad feeling about that. It's a longish one, but you'll like it. And boring. Hello, Fat. G'day, Jimmy, boy. Great to be with you. Well done. The leader of the ship here going beautifully and with a footy. Good work by you, James. Dominant. We are on the M's. Exactly. It's good.
And great to see our mate here. Flying Ryan. No, Will and Fusey and them, but hello, Ryan. big shot coming from the bison warrior yes no he's not going to put up fish Have some of that. That was the Yellowstone Park bison.
Oh, bison. I know.
He's just parked behind a tree. And the bison chased him. And the bison chases him out and then sends him into orbit. Is that one of the best bits of vision you'll ever, ever see? They're just trying to give us the latest on the Essendon's coaching news. And they're showing it five times on the TV behind me. He's got the braces on the bloke. I'm thinking of what he's wearing. Are you two dressed the same today? What's happened? How have you got this top, Fat? This is only for the good-looking blokes. That's exactly why Fat's got it. It's good to know it comes in an L and a 3XL. This one's a bit bigger, yes. Vortec, our good friends.
Our good friends. Exactly.
Charlie and the crew over there. Exactly. Will Swale. Willie. Yep. Okay. What about a whappy? And he's Willie. Now on Triple M's Rush Hour. Well, let's have a nice little get together with whap, whap, whap, whap. It's Billy's All Sports Report. Here we go. Plenty of footy news, Jim. Here I go. Suns star forward Jed Walter has extended his contract another three years. He is a star. Ben King still hasn't signed his contract extensions. He's still out there. So that is interesting. Watch that space. Hawthorne, they reckon. They've got a few key forwards.
They've got key forwards.
They've got too many, so a couple will have to leave. And he's not getting a game ahead of our man, Mabsy. Mabsy, yeah, but there's a couple others there. Mitchie Lewis. Mm-hmm. Kelsha Deer. Kelsha Deer, exactly. Jack Gunston. All right then, Jim. All right. All-Australian defender at the Dogs, Bailey Dale, or... Here's one bloke that's getting no attention whatsoever. Daily Vale. Daily Vale. Daily Vale. Bailey Dale has been ruled out for five weeks. Five. Shoulder. And he's been bloody good. He is a star. They'll miss him. Rory Laird has been ruled out for several weeks. Stumpy. Yes, over there at the Crows. While at the Pies, Lockie Schiltz is out for one or two with the syndesmosis.
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Chapters
6 chapters
1
What are the show openers, ratings day updates and host banter?
0:00–7:33
2
What headlines and AFL injury/transfer news are in Billy's All Sports Report?
7:33–23:10
3
What shocking discovery surfaced about Senegal's national team doctor?
23:10–26:14
4
How did former Socceroo Tommy Oar review Australia’s World Cup campaign and predict the semi-finals?
26:14–49:10
5
What was Topics Brownless’ ‘lost something’ story and the Noosa metal-detector ring recovery?
49:10–58:00
6
Which callers shared memorable ‘lost and found’ stories and Roger’s long tale?
58:00–1:03:22
Speakers
4 identifiedMore from The Rush Hour with JB & Billy
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