Tex Walker Returns Serve to Billy, Ricky Ponting, Lachie Schultz - The Rush Hour podcast - Tuesday 11th August 2026
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What does Billy’s All Sports Report cover at the start of the episode?
This is Triple M's rush hour. Thanks to Penrite Oil. 100 Years Aussie. Now proudly wearing the Australian-made green and gold logo.
Yeah. Why? Uh
I see assholes like you every day. James Brayshaw. Every day. Billy Brownless.
Is this Moron number one? Claremont Football Club. Team of the Century. You're not in it. Put Moron number two on the phone.
There'll be lots of surprise that I'm not.
What the hell is wrong with you two? Listen to the rush hour. I feel good!
Yes, you feel good, Gosh you do. You're listening to us, Lucky Schultz in. I can't wait for it. Shortly. Shortly. Uh topic frownless worries me a lot. Because I I've got half an idea where he's headed. I don't see it being remotely successful. Uh Ricky Ponting joins us. Oh. Test match about to start Thursday. Clicky. Top end. I wouldn't go with that if I were you for it. Uh Texan. Texan! On the line from Adelaide. Good. Just before he goes into a team meeting, of course, massive game for them on Friday night in Perth. But he's uh come out and said he does not play beyond this year, and he has been a bloody superstar. So looking forward to that. And then a joke that maybe just maybe Works. Good feelings. I I don't know why.
Maybe 'cause it's Watson. Yes, yeah. United
Fort Lifts, yeah. So
maybe because of that. Oh hello
to you,
Fat. Okay, Jimmy boy. Great to be with you. I tell you what, I'm ticking some boxes today. Why? I just doing stuff, Jimmy.
Oh, right.
Yeah. Yes. I'm just ticking. So you're not giving us any detail. You're just saying you're ticking boxes. Ticking boxes. Okay, next couple of hours I'll tick another box. Cash rate on hold. We like that. Well we like that, Jim, especially when we borrowed uh a lot of money to buy houses. All three of us. All of a sudden I'm taking notes. I know. Mm, wow, weed. You have to pay a lot per month. Too much. Hello, uh He opens his mouth, the wrong words come
out. There you go. What the hell did Billy just say now?
Yep. Was that another segment that didn't last? I think Maddie must have built there's about half a dozen of them and they are un might have to get some new a new batch made. Because they are amazing.
They are. Who liked uh his intro yesterday? Jocky. Oh yeah. Jock Landal, didn't he love that? Brilliant. Uh but you'll love this too, let me tell you. Rap rip rap.
Now on Triple M's rush hour. Well let's have a nice little get together with What? It's Billy's All Sports Report. Lift your game with a 29990 cat from United Forecliffs. Yes. That's it. Lift your game with a 29990 cat from United Forecliffs. And for our friends at United Falkliffs, here's another little joke jingle.
He opens his mouth the runway's gone out.
Hmm, bockamalia. Nice joint. Near Zanzibar. Guatemala Bill. Stephen King, what about all happening at Melbourne? They're getting quietly confident, aren't they? Which is good to see. Has confirmed Jack Viney will make his long away to return via the VFL Jim. Has not played his last game round twenty four against Collingwood last year. Yep. So they got him knocking on the door now. Where do you put him in that midfield? Yeah. Interesting. Interesting. Very interesting. Because Jack Steele's probably um done a great job in replacing uh uh Jack Varney. Uh Tim English is expected to miss the rest of the home and away season with a knee injury. No. No. They need him the doggies. No. They've dropped off a little bit, haven't they, the dogs?
Well, they're gonna play a wild card unless something miraculous happens. So they need him. So they
need to turn it around. One of the two games. Who do they play this week? 'Cause the big game for him is Carlton. Oh speaking of Carlton. Uh Taylor Byrne and Jack Ison have signed contract extensions, Jim.
Taylor Byrne's the one I keep talking about, a little Karut barrel. Yes. And you like that. You were talking
about
Jack
too. You saw him kicking from goal with his left foot. He played a bit about a month
ago. He's out of the
side now, but he's only But he's only
a youngster.
Uh the AFL has announced prize uh price freeze on entry levels for finals tickets, Jim. Good 11th straight year. Right. So frozen at thirty five bucks for the semifinals.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What does Billy’s All Sports Report cover at the start of the episode?
0:00–6:02
2
Why does the show move from the All Sports Report to the ‘Topics Brownless’ segment?
6:02–13:06
3
How does Lachie Schultz describe his season and the impact of his wildcard spot?
13:06–22:10
4
What inspired Darcy Tucker and the former teammates to launch the PEAKED sports underwear brand?
22:10–31:47
5
What are Ricky Ponting’s thoughts on Australia’s upcoming Test series against Bangladesh?
31:47–41:09
6
Why did Taylor Walker announce his retirement and what does he reflect on about his career?
41:09–53:15
7
How do the hosts wrap up the show with a joke and final thoughts?
53:15–1:01:52
8
What are the key take‑aways and upcoming events mentioned before the closing credits?
1:01:52–1:04:14
Speakers
4 identifiedMore from The Rush Hour with JB & Billy
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