Commending The Cojones: Friday, July 24th, 2026
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I sound amazing. Welcome back to The Toast and happy Friday. Hope everybody's having an amazing kickoff to the weekend. Period. Kickoff. Kickoff. Kick it off, girl. Gotta kick it up. It's summer kickoff. It's the weekend kickoff with The Toast. It's a summer kickoff, even though summer's in full swing. I know, but it always feels like summer's just about to get started. Summer. Summer. summer summer yes it's friday it's very exciting huge news for the community yeah and it feels like friday because miss margo came to the house and she's our weekend warrior weekend ward so wet and that too but you know they call them weekend warriors like the the young professionals who like live for the weekend are always like traveling and so margo so she's a weekend warrior and that's how you know it's the weekend when margo has landed
Well, the eagle has landed. The statue has landed. We haven't seen her, but. No, but she's allegedly in the house. I haven't seen her, though. We heard her stomping around last night. We did. She actually woke me up with those big feet. Stomping around with those big feet. But yeah, legend says she's somewhere in the house. I didn't see her car, actually. I didn't look for it, though.
What weekend updates and house gossip kick off the episode?
Not that the driveway is so huge, but. But I didn't see it either. The ghost of statues passed. Maybe she caught a ride. Maybe she left early this morning and like went somewhere. No. I didn't see it. Sachi Liu, where are you? Where are you? That's a good point. I really did not see her car. No, me neither. It was actually like nice. I was able to like breeze out of the driveway. No one. Unencumbered. No obstacles. Unencumbered. You're so unencumbered. By the family vehicles. Yeah. We have a lot to discuss, because obviously things are happening. Things are developing. As the leading source on Nicolandria Incorporated, colon, the most fraudulent scandal of the 21st century, things are happening. Alindra's, you know, fighting back.
Yeah, fighting back against what?
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure. Punching the air, as the kids say. Of course, that's our lead story. And I don't want to I don't want to die right now because I don't want to give air to the allegations that we're hiding our personal lives. Of course. Of course. Sorry, I didn't mean to skip ahead and dive into the allegations. People love the PFFB. So like much like you won't let Queenie and Weenie die. I won't let the pre. That's my favorite part of the show. The only thing is that like. you like are actively trying to get Queenie and we need to die. I'm not trying to get PFFB to die. No, I feel like you do it subtly. No, I just like, you're subtle in your one thing about me. Um, it's like I get the bills paid here. Like I do the advertisements.
So I'm just eager to, I'm not eager. I'm just like always keeping top of mind for like the flow of the show. We can't let too much time go by. We can't let too much little go by. Like, sorry, I'm keeping us on track in that sense. I understand. But like the PFFB is why they come. come of course we will never suffer no no never however yesterday we did vlog pretty much the whole day we're such vloggers like i'm about to get like i don't want to give away too much of the vlog but like it's giving like vlogmas up in here we are we're at a vlog a day because we did one on wednesday we did one yesterday and we actually are filming something today it's a vlog but it's are just different the Hamptons are ripe for vlog like there's so many like viral establishments it's so pargy you could go like the Ina route you could go like the surf lodge route like go rage we're obviously not doing that but like we're actually filming a documentary tonight that's like the format of the vlog let's yeah we want to spoil it but like big things coming to patreon yeah including the vlog we filmed yesterday so I don't want to give away too much of what we did yesterday because it's in the vlog right so we won't pff be too hard
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Chapters
5 chapters
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What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
0:00–2:00
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What weekend updates and house gossip kick off the episode?
2:00–11:12
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How did the hosts react to vlogging, back pain, and Hamptons life?
11:12–38:51
4
What are the Fast Five headlines introduced after sponsor reads?
38:51–53:14
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How did Olandria respond to DeuxMoi dating rumors and legal threats?
53:14–1:04:07
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