Maid From Manhattan: Monday, June 29th, 2026
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What celebrities are set to perform at Taylor Swift's wedding?
morning girlies it's the toast it's jackson claude and we're your hosts it's your favorite show the fast five things you need to know we'll start your day off swirly it's the toast they sound amazing Welcome back to The Toast and happy Monday. Hope everybody had an amazing weekend. And speaking of amazing, today's co-host is sort of this mysterious figure who we've been dying to get on the podcast. I think a lot of people weren't expecting you to be the co-host when they knew Jackie was going to be out today. Yeah, that's right. It's very elusive celebrity chef, my husband, Ben Soffer. Hey, Swirly, how you doing? Hi.
I'm doing excellent on this warm morning. How are you, darling?
It's so warm in Manhattan. I'm so unhappy. I realized actually over the weekend, I used to think my personal trigger was being hungry. If I'm hungry, I become a monster.
How did Jalen Brunson support Mariska Hargitay?
Now, I do become a monster when I'm hungry, but that's not my trigger.
Your trigger is heat. We've all known this for quite some time.
When I get overheated, like I'm not okay. And the fact that it is so hot and people are not respecting air conditioning as much as I need them to. It is such an unpleasant way. I cannot wait for swirly summer to begin. I got to get out of the city. The city is like 15 degrees hotter than all the suburbs.
I was going to say, and the city is 15 degrees hotter. Well, really seven degrees hotter than the actual temperature. You ask Alexa, how hot is it today, Alexa? It's 75, but feels like 82. And let me tell you, that feels like seven degrees moisture.
It's the heat of people, of buildings, of subways.
What surprise did Jennifer Lopez make at Obsessed Fest?
It's just fucking insufferable.
It's really disgusting. We went to the Natural History Museum this weekend.
We did.
Which is really my favorite place on earth. And let me tell you, I think you were too warm.
So we went last weekend, and it was so magical. It was. It was freezing.
It was.
And it was kind of empty. It was just like a really beautiful afternoon. It was. We were seeing the magic of the museum through the eyes of children. Like, it was just insanely beautiful.
Which reality TV couple was spotted vacationing in Wisconsin?
So this weekend, we tried to recreate it. Plus, it was raining, so we were like, okay, great, an indoor activity. We were obviously not the only people who thought that, because not only was the museum so packed, we dressed really warm. Like... We dressed warm.
What unseen footage are Love Island USA fans demanding?
That was a mistake.
We put ruby in pants. I was in a sweatshirt and leggings because it was so fucking cold inside the museum. Oh my God, it was so fucking hot. Let me tell you, it was the least magical experience I've had in my life.
So you know, I am always dressed for warm weather. Yeah. I'm just saying. That's male privilege, by the way. A sweatshirt to the museum was unnecessary.
That's male privilege. It's the middle of the summer. Not all of us can have our legs out on a podcast. Okay, by the way. Some of us are just held to a higher beauty standard.
It doesn't have to be legs.
So you're like,
you couldn't have worn a t-shirt to the museum i forgot to tell you you couldn't have worn a t-shirt to the museum the most annoying thing at the museum like when we hopped out of the car by the way i'm sure i said a lot of annoying things when we hopped out of the car it was like so hot and he was like well you're wearing a sweatshirt by the way i just had a baby like that's insane by the way you need to start i think you need to buy more long sleeve t-shirts okay the long sleeve t-shirt accomplish t-shirt toast march.com
accomplishes exactly what you're looking to accomplish out of this sweater except it's made of cotton i didn't intend for this episode to become like a referendum on my wardrobe like obviously i'm in a transitional period and i don't want to talk about it you fucking dick i mean i think you brought it up i'm pretty sure you did um we watched so much tv this weekend that we're going to talk about in the stories so before we dive in how are you
I'm good.
What are the latest updates on the Love Island recoupling drama?
I'm warm.
You're warm.
I'm warm, but I'm wonderful.
Let's talk about that. I'm wonderful. Yeah. Anything new you want to update everyone on?
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What celebrities are set to perform at Taylor Swift's wedding?
0:03–0:57
2
How did Jalen Brunson support Mariska Hargitay?
0:57–1:37
3
What surprise did Jennifer Lopez make at Obsessed Fest?
1:37–2:01
4
Which reality TV couple was spotted vacationing in Wisconsin?
2:01–2:14
5
What unseen footage are Love Island USA fans demanding?
2:14–3:26
6
What are the latest updates on the Love Island recoupling drama?
3:26–3:52
7
How are the dynamics changing in the Love Island villa?
3:52–4:38
8
What are the hosts' final thoughts on the discussed topics?
4:38–1:04:54
Speakers
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