“Be Careful with the Toilet”
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Previously on the Tony Kornheiser Show.
So if this was the Belmont, he could maybe run, but not two weeks with the Preakness, right? Correct. Oh, okay. I wasn't aware of that. I sort of thought that they would face off in the Preakness, that that would be fun.
No, Forte's also under some suspicions of drug use back from when he was a two-year-old. He actually was, there's a case against him. It hasn't been ruled on yet, which is suspicious in and of itself.
I love when you say he's suspected of drug use, like he's sitting with the other horses in the barn and they have cocaine. The Tony Kornheiser Show is on now. All righty then. So I had my high school weekend over the weekend. I went out to Delaware with my high school friends from George W. Hewlett High School. What did you guys break this year? We didn't break anything. Well, normally we find about the closets months later a toilet seat was broken to be fair in Michael Kerr's room a toilet seat was broken don't name names and he brought it out and he said the toilet seat is broken I said there's a lot of bathrooms in this house and we'll get it fixed and we got it fixed indeed we got it fixed so it's Michael Kerr and Eddie Plutzer and Steven Pearsall and myself and we played golf for three days and then I came back and played golf yesterday because I couldn't believe I'd be this bad with with my normal set of clubs I have a set of clubs out in Delaware and I have a set of clubs here
And in my last day in Delaware, I lost the most money. I lost $75. We play 5-5-5 for three rounds. I lost $75, which is the maximum you can lose, 105. I lost close to the max. It's never happened to me before. I used to win. Not win big, but win 10 bucks or something like that. I never lost. If I lost, I lost $20. Pearsall lost all the time. So I kept $100 of Pearsall's and I've had it for 10 years. in my house and it says property of Gooch, his nickname, $100. It was from 2012 or something like that. And I dipped into it to pay. I dipped into my legitimate winnings to pay my legitimate losings. Okay. I dipped into it. Um, On the last day, I shot 57 on the back. This is terrible. This is absolutely terrible. Water does come into play.
57. I couldn't make a single chip shot. I couldn't make a swing. I was terrible on the back.
What happened on Tony’s annual high‑school golf weekend and why did he lose so much money?
I was 45-57. It's 102. 45 is fine. Totally fine. Yesterday, I was 45 or 46 on the front. It's at Columbia. It's a shorter course because I play from the gold tees. And I shot 54 on the back. That's six per hole. I shot 54. Are you posting these scores? Yeah. What's your handicap now? It's got to be 50. I'm terrible now, and I don't understand it. I started out yesterday, and nobody really wants to hear about somebody else's golf game, but I started out... bogey bogey bogey par that's fine and then i just totally collapsed i just i'm really terrible and it's concerning to me because it's the only thing i like to do yeah is to play golf it's terrible we had a lovely weekend i will say that we do the same thing all the time we go to and and everyone has the same response when they do this in their lives if you go to a great butcher shop
If you get great meat and chicken right in front of you and you watch them cut it and you watch them prepare it and you grill it or you put it in an oven and it's great, you say the following sentence, I wish I had something like this near me.
Same thing for a seafood market. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And part of it's just the show of as they're presenting it to you and they're telling you the story. Here's where it's, you know, here's where it came from. Here's how you're going to prep it. Rub this on right before you put it on the grill.
And all of that is true. And you know the place I'm talking about in Rehoboth, Hickman's Meat Market. Yes. Family butcher shop. Yes. For years and years and years. Where the scars to show it. That's right. Because you're using tough knives and you're missing every once in a while. You're landing on your own hands, your arms. They do something for us every single year. And I call up and they know the order.
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Chapters
6 chapters
1
What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
0:03–2:25
2
What happened on Tony’s annual high‑school golf weekend and why did he lose so much money?
2:25–9:50
3
How does Tony describe the experience and food at Hickman’s Meat Market in Rehoboth?
9:50–19:53
4
What went wrong when Michael tried assembling the wooden planters and who ended up building them?
19:53–30:08
5
Why does Tony say he can’t build things and when should you hire a handyman or furniture assembly service?
30:08–51:31
6
What are Tony and Michael’s immediate reactions to Ja Morant’s latest gun video and what should Memphis do?
51:31–1:04:00