“In Lucerne We Trust”
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What does Tony say about the Nationals' season as it draws to a close?
Hey, it's Tony. On today's show, Chuck Todd will call in to make his weekly football picks against Reginald the Monkey. We'll also get a preview of the President's Cup in Medina from Doug Ferguson, but first commerce.
Previously on the Tony Kornheiser Show?
I've had two hours sleep because I was writing that story basically all night. And a very nice listener to your show uh pops me with a little cheeserie and we talk for five minutes waiting for the plane to take off and I just fall asleep.
Oh
and so I felt bad for him, you know. He he wanted to talk about your show, he wanna talk about college football, he wanna talk about everything, and I'm just out. But he would like you and Wilbon to be nicer to Lamar Jackson.
Okay.
Okay.
This is General George Washington and you're listening to the Tony Kornheiser show.
That was the familiar voice of Pat Forty. Five voice minutes, nicely done. Yes. All all voices are familiar on this show 'cause we only have people that we know and we like. And and this brings up a letter I got from Josh. Not everyone responds to email. Right. I don't respond to email. I don't even look at it. I get like a hundred and fifty a day, maybe more.
How did Tony’s garden perform this summer and what lessons did he learn?
I don't like 'em.
Anyway. Do you still get the text messages, hey, we're in the neighbor doing tree work? Do you want us to come by and give you a free estimate? No, I get those all the time. I
haven't gotten anything like that recently. I get and I've mentioned this before, at least six times a day, someone calling and leaving a voicemail that a sixty thousand dollar loan has been approved from me and if I press two, I can get it. And I I always hit spam and spam and delete. Yes. And it comes from another area code later in the day. I started to get
trademark scam.
Right. Yeah, just I mean, everything they do. Makes you nuts. Yes. It just makes you nuts. I I must get six to eight a day of these every single day. And they're recorded voices. You know, like a woman's voice w will say, Everybody says you're hard to get a hold of, but I don't think so. W what? And you know that the loan has come through, and if you need it, just press two. And you speak to the loan officer right now. The loan you wanted. I d I didn't want it. I didn't ask for it. I don't want it. Leave me alone. Yeah, just please stop. Prime rates are so low. Leave me alone. Anyway, let me get back to Pat 40. Um Pat Forty, uh th this is why I want to read this from Josh in Jacksonville Beach. No surprise that Tony's memory failed him, but I'm rather disappointed at Pat Forty.
Ole Miss has won six Southeast Conference titles, 47, 54, 55, 60, 62, 63. Johnny Vort was the coach then. Ole Miss has been recognized as a national champion three times by NCAA designated major selectors. Okay, in nineteen fifty nine, nineteen sixty, and nineteen sixty two, but it's been a while.
Major selectors, let's underline that.
Yeah. Better luck next time, which I'm pretty sure they said to Kiffin on his way out the tunnel. Um So Pat Forte in fact said there was some thought that Ole Miss had won national titles. Was one of those disputed
where
there was Yeah. Um so when you say has been recognized by NCAA designated major selectors in nineteen fifty nine, nineteen sixty, and nineteen sixty two, I dare say that none of them are alive. So we have no idea, you know, anything about them. Or if someone is alive, just call the show and we'll put you on. We'll talk about Ole Miss.
Why is Tony annoyed by spam calls and voicemail scams?
It's okay. But Pat did say that he thought Ole Miss had qualified as a major, you know, as as a
national
champion. National Championship. Have
you seen some of the photos that continue to come uh from that game, particularly uh Lane Kiffin in sort of the corner frame of the shots with players sort of pointing at him as they're running, celebrating, uh getting off the field? No, I
tremendous sports would that would that be on the internet? Because I don't go to the internet if I can avoid the internet. Unless you're looking for a loan. Yeah. Well I'm which I'm not selling. We're coming to the end of the NAT season. Uh and I'm gonna miss it terribly because I really like watching the games when they're on at a reasonable hour for me.
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Chapters
4 chapters
1
What does Tony say about the Nationals' season as it draws to a close?
0:00–1:17
2
How did Tony’s garden perform this summer and what lessons did he learn?
1:17–3:37
3
Why is Tony annoyed by spam calls and voicemail scams?
3:37–39:13
4
What weekly NFL picks does Chuck Todd make against Reginald the Monkey?
39:13–1:02:05