Rambling About Why Every NFC Team Is Bad Until I Lose Patience

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What is the host’s overall outlook on the NFC teams for the upcoming season?

Unknown 0:00

Okay, so hello everyone. I've it's been a fat minute since I've made a a football video, I guess, on the Bathtoe channel, but Yeah, this isn't like the official preview, obviously. I mean that'll that'll be in what? Late. August, if not early September, something like that. But I kinda just wanna go through every single uh team and talk about their off season editions. This isn't just free agency. This was like just basically how good I think they're gonna be next season. Right now, obviously the draft hasn't happened. There'll be a lot more trades. I'd I'd still bet like my bank account that AJ Brown will be on a different team in three months or so, but Yeah, so I'm gonna break this up. I guess I'll start with the the this will probably just be the NFC teams video.

Unknown 0:41

Um But we'll do AFC another time, probably very, very soon, if not in a day or two, so be on the lookout for that. You beautiful soul watching this video, thank you for checking out the second channel, which is Greatly appreciated, but let's let's just start right away. With oh oh mercy, we are we we're gonna talk about the Arizona Football Cardinals and um I guess I can pull this up on the screen right here. I've just got the uh the the PFF little little page here showing all of their their moves, but yeah, oh I can bring I can bring Tom into frame too. He wants to join me. I think he does, but It's interesting how they kinda haven't done that much, but at the same time people are still very positive about a lot of their decisions, which I'm not sure I can agree on.

Unknown 1:27

I mean, I guess you could argue that bringing in fucking Tyler Algier is like cool and all that, but At the end of the day, do you really think that's gonna be a needle mover? I guess the question to be asked for the draft is Is Tyler Augier their plan to be the starting running back or they want to take like Jeremiah Love? I mean, in a lot of my drafts or mock drafts that I've done myself, I believe that they are going to take Jeremiah Love. Do I think that's a good decision? No. But again, when you're doing like mock drafts, you y you can't be using logic. You can't be doing that. Because NFL teams sometimes don't use logic. They make decisions that don't fucking make sense. And I think the Carol er fuck, not the Panthers.

Unknown 2:07

The Cardinals Being a poverty ass franchise, they're gonna take a running back, third overall, because why wouldn't they? Now, if they end up taking like Um if if fuck dude, in one of my videos I said Desmond Bain. I almost want to like keep calling him that at that point. If they go for like Reuben Bain or some shit. Or take basically they can take their second best defender off the board if they want it. I think that's good for them. I think they should go all in on defense. I really think that's how they should build the um the shell of this team and hope that Marvin Harrison can develop, but Yeah, this is gonna be a bad team next season. They without a quarterback they're not gonna be a good team, so yeah.

Unknown 2:46

I think I would give them a um I don't know, a record of potentially four wins next season, three wins. Who really knows, but It's just gonna be the the Cardinals again. And then the Falcons, bro. Like

How will the Arizona Cardinals’ offseason moves affect their 2024 performance?

Unknown 2:59

If i i all they needed fuck, I just fucked up my lighting. But all they needed uh you get to see my bedhead here as well, under this beanie. I'm looking I'm looking pretty good here. But um all they needed was for their best rookie defender to not just go to jail. All he needed to do was not stalk and try to kill his fucking ex girlfriend. Is i i is the bar that high? Is it that high, man? I I don't know, dude. They they brought back Austin Hooper, so there's your fucking Vietnam twenty eight to three veteran back on the team. That's that's good stuff. But what what do you want me to say here, man? You want me to look you in the eyes and tell you that bringing in Tua is gonna change this fucking team? It's not.

Unknown 3:36

They're not gonna do anything. This Falcons team is going to win absolutely nothing. Like what who else, man? Samson abucam? They released Kirk Cousins.