Firstly, Feckn feel good films hi, who needs them? Hello, is it me you’re looking for??? The Vigilante Cannibal Nun, and no, I’m not parading around in frilly underwear, neither am I running for Fanny of the Week…But I’m still your least favourite Agony Aunt, of the eating the colonisers, but not the mushrooms, kind. Each week I solve two horror and SCI FI emotional problems, sent in by my fans, in less than 10 minutes. So, forget about your willful sexual fantasies and the girl next door with the mountain of neurosis including a vampire bunny crossing as a psychotic wolf, and here we go, jumping out of the frying pan straight into the cauldron and lapping up the time-warped lace around thigh-high stretch marks, or someone else’s wet dream. Rationality is for the birds man, I mean, hi.Ok so let me tell you about meeting King Henry VIII, hanging out in limbo, picking daisy petals because he can’t make up his mind as to where his allegiance lies, is it with the taigs or the prods, HENCE no one will take him in. Not quite “NO ROOM AT THE INN” with his history of sex, murder, the reformation, the dissolution of the monasteries and his rotten big toe. But here we go…..And our next letter is from Jenny from 1980’s LA who says that her dead husband has come back as a killer chair. Back from where?REFERENCESCAROL MURPHY -https://www.instagram.com/thevigilantecannibalnun/THE BODY & BLOOD – https://www.thebodyandblood.co.ukGHOULS ON FILM -https://www.ghoulsonfilmbelfast.comHELLO by Lionel Richie - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHONNcZbwDYSAINT KATHERINE – https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catherine_of_AlexandriaKING HENRY VIII - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Henry_VIII

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