Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
Recorded live in Austin, Texas, USA. It's the William Montgomery Show. Starring William Montgomery.
Chapter 2: What unique facts about bananas and potassium are discussed?
With the Tony Chin Orchestra. The William Montgomery Junior Dancers. This week, Rattlesnake Dave. A performance by the Great Gorbini. And a mysterious loaf of raisin bread. And now, here he is, the big red machine, the Memphis Strangler, William Montgomery!
Aloha. Aloha also means goodbye. I know. What is it? So in Hawaiian, aloha means all kinds of things. It means hello, goodbye. Doesn't it mean other things as well? I have no idea. I just like saying that. That it means goodbye. It means hello, and it also means goodbye. I think that's a Lilo and Stitch thing. Isn't Lilo and Stitch set in Hawaii?
That's one of the few Disney movies I haven't been able to see. Like the new one? Yeah, the new one. I never saw. What? Is there already like an old one?
Wait, there's a. Yeah, the cartoon, the original cartoon. Original cartoon.
Chapter 3: How does the conversation shift to the topic of fake urine?
That's the best one.
See, that's what I need to see. Yeah. So there's now a live action one.
Yeah, the live-action one, though, everyone said it was pretty bad, and it kind of went away from the concept of family or something like that. People didn't like that.
Oh, my gosh. I thought with those live-action Disney movies, it was pretty much the same movie, but they just had the actors and the animals and everything... They were just doing the exact same thing as the cartoon. But I guess that's maybe not how Disney was doing it. I never saw them.
Not on the new one, I don't think. I think most of all the new ones that they've been doing, I don't know, haven't really followed what the originals were supposed to be or whatever. Fair enough.
It's hard to compare. I do know. Who was the new genie? Will Smith?
People like that one. Oh, is that a good one? I think so. I don't know. India. I didn't watch it.
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Chapter 4: What insights are shared about the 'Doctor Death' case?
I just like the original Aladdin. I love that one. And that was also a good video game for the Super Nintendo. I used to play that on the Super Nintendo. And also, for those wondering, this is Chandler Rohn. This is my dear friend Chandler Rohn, very hilarious Austin comedian. Oh, thank you. That's very sweet of you.
Yeah, oh my gosh, the first time, because I'm so bad about ever going out in Austin, but we did shows together in Tulsa. Grant, is everything okay? Yeah, everything's fine. Oh. I was just checking. I was looking over my shoulder. Sorry. Uh, yeah. Oh, my gosh. We did the show shows in Tulsa, which was a bunch of fun. Oh, yeah. No, those were a ton of fun. It was a ton of fun.
And I didn't freak out this year because the year before when I was in Tulsa. Hold on. Do I have cancer? Is this cancer? No, that's just my beard looking weird. I'm sorry, I got cancer on the mind right now.
I've been, this is scary, Taylor, because this is maybe going to be the beginning of people being like, oh, this is when William first mentioned it, like when it's showing me dying or something. But on my back, you can't feel, can you feel cancer? Wait, obviously you can feel cancer, but I wonder from like your body, can you feel it?
Because I know like if a girl's touching her bosom or something, she feels a lump.
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Chapter 5: How do the hosts discuss their experiences with sobriety?
But can you feel it on your body, I wonder, or only when you're touching your body?
I don't know. I've never had cancer. Well, my cousin just became cancer free. He had ball cancer.
Oh, my gosh. Congratulations to your cousin. Would they have to cut it out? Yeah, they cut out his ball. Well, he needs to start bicycling a bunch because maybe he could get good at biking. I'm kidding. That's what happened to Lance Armstrong. Oh, really? Yeah, I think Lance Armstrong was already biking a bunch. And then when they cut it, so it wasn't like they did that.
And then he got good at biking. Oh, I don't think that's what it was. But maybe it was. I don't. Yeah, I don't think that's what it was.
Yeah. Well, yeah, I don't know. I don't know. I've never had cancer before. I hope I don't have cancer. You don't have cancer for real, do you? Yeah, I don't know.
Yeah, just on my back. And I don't know because I was doing the row machine all bunch, but I haven't done it recently. I don't know if it's just some like new muscle I've formed in my back or lung cancer. That's my... It's either that. It's either maybe some muscle I've strained in my back or lung cancer. Those are my two options right now in my brain.
I don't know.
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Chapter 6: What vintage QVC rabbit holes do they explore?
Maybe it's like, do you eat a lot of bananas?
I was. I was doing really good about eating bananas a couple of months ago. And now I swear to God, I'll see my thing of bananas sitting up there and then I don't eat them and then I'll throw them away.
Oh, yeah. Bananas go bad fast. Yeah.
Yeah, you got to eat them really quick unless you get them green. But you don't want to get them too green because sometimes I've found recently you get them too green and then they get all bruised up and they're still green. And it's like, I'm not eating that one.
Yeah, you don't want to. Yeah, because they taste a little sour.
Yeah, no way. You're not supposed to eat them when they're green at all, I don't think. And they don't taste as good.
No, they don't. But yeah, it would maybe... Maybe just eat more bananas and water.
Get my potassium up.
Yeah, get your potassium up. And then after maybe a week, see how it's feeling.
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Chapter 7: How do the hosts relate personal stories to their comedic experiences?
Maybe not. I don't know. There's a lot of doctors that are like pretty progressive about that. I don't think they care.
Well, there was a guy in Memphis where I'm from, uh, went to a high school called Ecclesiastical Christian School. Uh, Dr. Death. You remember that guy? That guy's from Memphis. And he went to a place called Ecclesiastical Christian School. And then he's severing people's spines. Yeah, look up Dr. Death. That guy, that's a scary, you were talking about progressive doctors. That's a scary doctor.
What did he do? He would do surgeries on people drunk and shit like that. And he didn't even know what he was doing. He somehow like cheated his way through medical school and he somehow like cheated his way to become some sort of like spine doctor, like some sort of real serious kind of surgery doctor. Sounds like a pretty awesome doctor. Yeah, maybe he's actually really chill. I know. Yeah.
Going in there drunk as fuck. I think a couple of the times he was still up from the night before. And I remember the times when I would be up from the night before after drinking 20 blood ices and doing a gram of cocaine, just thinking, I want to die. I can't imagine going into an operating room and then doing surgery on somebody and messing them up for life. That's pretty cool, actually, maybe.
I don't know. When I think about it, like we know so many comics, it's like there's enough comics out there that, you know, some of them say that they need one beer before they go up on stage so they can feel loose, you know? Maybe that's like the same way with the doctor. It could be.
With the surgeon where he just needs a little, he just needs to get a little bit crunk before he goes in the operation room. Just a little bit crunk.
Just, yeah, maybe if, cause yeah, if I was just doing one beer and I was that doctor, I'd like shotgun a Budweiser or something. That would get your most bane for your buck. If I shotgunned a beer, it's been almost five years and I'm not going to, I promise. But if I did, it'd probably be a Budweiser. Yeah, I think I'd remember how to shotgun a beer again.
Just put my key, fucking bust the thing, fucking. Okay. But I'm not going to do it because it'd be a real bad time for me right now if I started drinking again.
Yeah, I think about it. I haven't drank in three years. Oh, it's been three?
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Chapter 8: What are the implications of AI on creativity and human expression?
Uh, no, I wish, man. Well, like Lortab? I could go back in time. I wish. No, like a lot of like hydrocodine and just like. Oh, nice.
I remember taking those every now and again.
Yeah, just a lot of like painkillers and stuff. Like my guy, my buddy, he would like he would give me some pills and he'd be like, remember, eat a whole pizza and then take these or else it's going to be a really bad time.
Oh, my gosh.
Eat a whole pizza. Because what if you take them on an empty stomach?
It'll screw you up pretty bad. It's like antibiotics. I think antibiotics. You're supposed to take those on a full stomach, I think. So anybody watching this. if you're going to take either antibiotics or painkillers, eat some food beforehand.
Eat some food. But yeah, I would do that a bunch. And then I kind of phased out of that.
What were you doing? Like playing video games? Or what would you do after you took the pills?
Oh, I would laugh uncontrollably or just have a good time. Oh, well, that's fun. Yeah. Well, it's good you stopped, because that sounds like it was just a fun time. Yeah, no, it was a good time. It was fun, but I think it messed me up, like, up here, like, in my head, and I've already... What do you mean, permanently?
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