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Why do the hosts keep mentioning backup recordings at the start of the episode?
Hello everyone.
Hello.
Hello.
When we record we also record a backup on our own computers. We're not fools. No. And I left my backup running last time. And it ran for days and days and days and days.
Oh my god, you've backed up the juicy, juicy stuff. You've backed up everything. On those tapes. Backed up life. You've backed up life. This is what brought down Nixon. And I did think, oh, this will be like an interesting document of the sounds within my home. That's a kind of Andy Warhol art project potentially type thing. Are you gonna put it on a rocket and fire it into space? As a warning.
What is really disturbing so I I realized it and I thought, right, I'm I'm gonna listen back to this. Yeah. And I live alone, so there's not very much noise in the house. But
uh it'd be interesting to see what there is.
Desperately sad tableau you've uh painted already. Quite alone listening back to the last three days. To see if anything happened.
Is it c is it constantly just noises you going, Ow Okay, mental reminder, you can't put your dick in that. Mentor of mine, you can't put your dick in that.
Turns out you can put your dick in that. And that's why I'm keeping the Vitamix. It really was quite depressing to be honest. Mm. The noises we make, isn't it? Yeah.
So the sounds that happen are this little room I record in. I don't really come in unless I'm doing work. Yeah. So the rest of the things happen in another room. So it was all quite faint. I had to boost the signal quite hard.
Yes. So it's mostly toilet flushing and trombone practice.
So There was there was a lot of snoring, basically. So in the night you could hear the snoring. Yeah. Wow. And then The sound of me getting up in the morning is absolutely disgusting. Yeah.
Right. 'Cause it takes a while to roll the egg off the counter in the first place, isn't it? And then there's this the smashing of the the surface of the egg and then you emerge through the gloop
Yeah. I'm reborn once more!
Because Bonjamin, yeah, you're not just um morally and ethically cold blooded, you are you are literally, aren't you? You're quite you're physically cold blooded. Which means you have to be rebirthed out of a an egg, don't you, every day. Otherwise you'd well, you wouldn't make it through the night, would you? Well, every night instead of going to bed I have to return to the egg. Yeah, so you return to the egg. And nutrients are fed directly in into your um your anus and um and armpits. Yes, aren't they? A series of sacks. A series of sacks and pouches that contain nutrients and it's all just stuff from Twixes, isn't it? And Pepper Armies or all maxed up. Yes, the
excretion buckets are a bit of a sight in the morning, it's true.
They really are. The
problem is when I was first created, um, Pepperami had brought out a promotional crossover with Twix called the Twixarami.
Yes. Which was your first name, wasn't it? You were the f you were one of the early prototypes. It was centered and the whole project had to be abandoned. And they're still trying to burn that lab down to this day. They are s trying to burn it down. It's
taking years to try and burn that thing down.
You fools, the hubris. I told you a Twixer army could never work. And that was actually it was Glenn Hoddle, wasn't it?
Yes, it was former England manager Glenn Hodle. Which is why you don't hear from him many more people. That's not a coincidence. Yeah. Is based on Glen Hoddle, isn't it? The um The Diplodocus. The Diplodocus.
That's true.
If you look at the Diplodocus, all his mannerisms are they were they were all captured, they were mo capped, weren't they from Glen Hollow? Yeah, so yeah, of course, so Ben yeah, Bonjam, of course, you were actually a prototype for a Twixler army, weren't you? I'm a negative what's the word? Like a sort of spin off.
Yeah,
you're one of the many unexpected sequili of that experiment. Sequeli?
Mm. Yeah,
so a squee sequilibri, of course, is is the plural of a sequilus. And sequillus is a a pejorative term for a loud piglet. Yes, of course the Twix
Romance it was it was the seventies.
Um
Just thought I'd stick just stick fifteen years on Ben's age as well while while we're at
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
Why do the hosts keep mentioning backup recordings at the start of the episode?
0:08–8:43
2
What weird household sounds do they discover when listening back to their recordings?
8:43–18:04
3
How do the hosts explain what shingles are and why they keep mentioning it?
18:04–26:59
4
What connection do they draw between dancing, calf muscles, and national identity?
26:59–35:46
5
Why do they spend so much time debating the meanings of ‘tacky’, ‘naff’, ‘passe’, and ‘camp’?
35:46–44:50
6
What upcoming live events and meet‑ups do they announce for the community?
44:50–54:48
7
How do they promote their Patreon, merch, and upcoming tour dates?
54:48–1:02:51
8
What final messages and thank‑you notes wrap up the episode?
1:02:51–1:12:29