Rob Lowe and The Laconic Shirtless Bobby
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What embarrassing moments has Rob Lowe experienced on the red carpet?
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I'm sorry. All right. I'm sorry. You're doing this production. I'd like another minute of dancing. All right. So sit down. Thanks.
Many mumbling mice are making their music in the moonlight.
Mighty nice. What is it? Stop, stop, stop singing show tunes. I don't know. Teach me it. Teach me it. Did you do theater? Yeah. What do I do with this? Add a profile picture. No? Skip. Mighty nice. Many mumbling
mice. Who needs a piano?
What are you talking about?
Oh, you can't open a Google Doc?
No.
You'll
get an email letting you know if your request was approved.
What are you talking about,
dude? You
have to go to your email and approve it. What do
you mean? Do I have to be anthropic to fucking hack this? What's going on here, man? Am I Sam Altman? Your shoulders are covered. Text it
to me,
man.
You're not meeting the president. You're not meeting Obama.
I have a British accent.
Coming to town. With Gaysian fairies in the house.
Ooh.
We come. Midwestern white girl.
Anyway,
um. That's not Rob Lowe. That's the opposite of Rob Lowe.
That was the opposite of Rob Lowe.
That's Rob Tall.
Dude, that's not. We gotta start over, dude. It's not working. Whatever
it is, it's
not working. Rob Tall? Not Rob High? Rob High would have been better. Rob Tall is not good. You're a comedian, right? How long have you been doing comedy?
Four
years. Pretty good. Not good yet, but pretty
good.
I was watching you perform. No, where were we at the last gig we did? What's going
on? Someone's watching TikToks back there.
No.
What are you watching TikTok? No. Hey, honey, we have a show going on here, dude. He goes, no. We are live. We're live. We're recording. Yeah. Anyway, it's not going well so far. It's tough, man. It's a tough one.
With Rob Tall?
Can you call him Rob Tall when he walks in here? No. It'll ruin. Just straight face. Hey, you're Rob Tall, right? That's not even funny. Even if he would have said Rob High, he's probably gotten his whole life. He would have left. So it comes across weird. Yeah. Yeah. You know, I'm going to tell you the most embarrassing thing. that's ever happened to me. So I was doing the red carpet at the Emmys. I used to interview people. This year.
Keep it. Keep
it. It's getting bad. My career is going bad. I'm going back. Meanwhile, I'm like, oh, I wish I could do that. Oh, my God. What a gig. So William H. Macy, I'm interviewing. Oh, my God. And I didn't know what to say because I was a kid. Yeah. And I'm like, hey, how's the department stores? Stop
it.
Stop it. Stop it. Like Macy's,
like 34th Street. You
know what he goes? He goes, ha ha. No. Yes. He goes, ha ha. Walks away. And in my mind, I'm like, that's a Rob. Hi. Yeah. Rob. Rob. That's a Rob. That's a Rob. Wow. It's like an awkward thing that didn't work. It's actually funnier than Rob Tall because Macy's kind of makes sense. That's right. It's
better. It's a better joke. It's
actually better. It's a better joke than
Rob
Tall. Yeah. Anyway, it's one of those moments where you go, I
shouldn't. Why did you?
When it's coming out, you're like, you have no skills. Did you want to just end it right there? Like, was that the lowest thing? Well, I remember one of my producers. So he goes, ha ha. Walks away. I would never forget that.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What embarrassing moments has Rob Lowe experienced on the red carpet?
0:00–9:18
2
How did Rob Lowe’s Footloose audition go wrong?
9:18–18:04
3
Why did Rob Lowe’s Snow White musical become infamous?
18:04–25:53
4
What happened during the improvised shirtless scene?
25:53–34:36
5
How did Rob Lowe end up using a body double for a shirt scene?
34:36–44:12
6
What Oscar embarrassment does Rob Lowe recall and why is 9‑11 a musical?
44:12–52:48
7
What is Rob Lowe’s new movie ‘The Musical’ about?
52:48–1:02:17
8
What upcoming projects does Rob Lowe have and how can listeners support?
1:02:17–1:10:48