Adam Ray & The Tumor Coyote
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What is the Bathmate ad and why are they promoting it?
Bath mate. Bath mate for your penis. Ooh, I have one. Yeah, I know. Barely. Bath let's get the crap. Yeah,
you're
right. If you could have bigger, harder, longer lasting erection, you take it, right, guys? Right, right, right, right. So why are you using Bath Mate right now? I use it in the shower. And so um you meet Bath Mate, the number one hydropowered penis pump that actually delivers results. It's
not a gimmick, I hear it. It's
not a gimmick. It's not no.
I hear it's science back. Is that true, Gild? Yeah,
yes. Yes.
Proven and apparently guys worldwide who want better performance and a partner who can't get enough, they use Bathmaid.
Luke. Yeah,
you use it.
More
size,
right?
Yeah.
More girth now, right? That'd be amazing. Yeah. That's the dream. More confidence, right? You you have a stagger to your stance.
Yes.
Yeah, I really like it.
Yeah, thank you.
Harder, stronger performance every single time, everybody. Use it for a few minutes a day when you shower, everybody. And watch what happens in the bedroom, baby.
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like you. Then be atta attached to you in any sort of way. Imagine this. No sleep. No, I do snore. No, it's the poundings of the night.
Пока. Go on the Caia
capa.
Chico Loucumola Dave.
Hey. Dave
can you vouch for me, man? You said What's this guy's name? You said I was
chill.
Oh, this is uh
You're not allowed through, you lying bastard. Come on, man. Sorry, James. I also know Alan. No? Hey. Yeah, are you a Jew? Uh do I have to show you my penis? Check that out. Yeah,
yeah, yeah. Gotta keep it
in. You gotta keep it in the night. My bad. You are a Jew. Circle down, I'll get down. I'll double down on that. Yeah, yeah. Hey, it's me. Who are you? It's me, Alan. Alan, thanks. You knew Alan is? He's a wisp. Yeah, I I know. Have you ever have you seen wisps? Alan, I went to high school. What's up, bro? Do the noise. Do the wisp noise. So Yeah Yeah. I could do it too 'cause he taught me the language. Hey Lupe. What is it?
Right? Go ahead. What's going on with it? What's going Alan, what's going on with this improv? I have no idea what's going on with this Emperor of Alan. We're just fine. Ron in. Yep. Oh. Oh. Anyway, good to see you. Good to see you. Good to see Adam Ray. On tour.
On tour uh all over the place, Adam Raycomedy dot com for tickets. I'll be in your hometown of San Diego soon. Don't go to that one. At the Balboa Theater. Uh the battery. Going to Hawaii, your other hometown. I'm gonna be there. Um when?
When am I gone?
Uh you're there at the same
time.
Whoa. Wait. I'm playing the Washington State Fair. I'm playing uh Building Comedy Chicago Where is
he? Oh bummer. He's there, he's hang you're there a week after uh after even. How do you pronounce it? So when is he
in
town? Honolulu. I'm there the eighteenth or the twenty four.
You leave the seventeenth. Oh I leave. I get to the sixteenth. Oh. Maybe a night of fun. No, uh you get to the sixteenth? Yeah. Because we're having a birthday dinner. Wha on what day? I guess it's the sixteenth. Oh And I'll make re I'll make reservations.
Oh, let's go. Yeah. Dan's you
have to sit at a different table. Fine. I just want to be around. What characters are you gonna bring? That's the whole thing about Adam. You know what, everyone listen up. You wanna go to dinner with Adam? He brings characters. Oh he brings lightsabers. I don't know if that bad a personality disorder.
That's kinda fun though. I mean multiple pers Yeah.
In fact I can make a noise right now and you could turn it into a character right now. Great. Oh, is let's do it.
Oh fun.
Wait.
Hoo le boli. Hi guys. Barry here. Yeah, Barry's here. Barry Katz, man.
Hey man. Barry Katz, man. I'm an old manager
myself. Barry Katz, man.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What is the Bathmate ad and why are they promoting it?
0:02–14:48
2
What crazy story does the host tell about the “tumor coyote” he saw?
14:48–22:53
3
How do the hosts discuss parenting, kids, and future family plans?
22:53–31:43
4
What is Calci and how does the conversation explain its betting platform?
31:43–35:56
5
What crazy Antarctic cruise scenario do the hosts imagine?
35:56–44:13
6
How does the improvised wedding speech for Bobby Lee unfold?
44:13–53:07
7
What baby‑name ideas do the panel pitch and how do they decide?
53:07–1:00:59
8
How do the hosts wrap up the episode and promote upcoming shows?
1:00:59–1:10:24