Rick Glassman & The Spotlight
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I want to help help. Well, why don't you start by zipping it up and letting us talk for a little bit. Shut up. I'm asking you a question, and instead of even thinking about what I'm asking you, you're not even listening to me right now. You put the microphone back. Hold on. You didn't thank us for lunch. Hey, just relax, man. Do you think that's for lunch? Are you nervous? Are you scared? What are you feeling? Because I didn't realize that this was real until I started this a couple of minutes ago. And I realized, oh, we're making jokes and stuff. And like, there's something going on. Breathe. Thank you for lunch. You're welcome. It's very good. Hey, funny. Thank you. We're on Spotify video. Hey, Tiger Belly video now available to watch on Spotify, everybody.
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Hi, Bobby. How are you? Good, thanks. How are you? Good, pal. Can, nice to meet you. I'm a little sarcastic sometimes.
Why do the hosts jump into a chaotic lunch/Spotify intro and start the episode?
My intention is play, and that's not to make any excuses, but I think everything's in focus because, well, you're the sharpest thing I've ever seen. Wow. Oh, Jesus, I got confused. I thought Bobby had a glow-up. both of them? We're gonna use both of them? So Diet Coke is back in, I've noticed. Diet Coke and boobs are back in the zeitgeist. And cigarettes. Okay, we started. Okay, good. Okay. Oh, Bobby's starting the episode with I. It's a good one. Anyway. I've never been able to roll my tongues. Really? Yeah. How many? None of them? None of them. Yeah.
All the tongues.
Yeah. I have a fat North Korean tongue. No, you don't like it? Can? Not. Yeah. I don't have. Who's can? Your editor. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah. Cut that out? That's right. That's right. Yeah.
Bobby, can you whistle?
Wait.
Okay, that's good. Everyone whistle. I can't do it.
Can you whistle? He won't do it. All right, how about, that's really good. You want to do a competition on how long we can go?
I can't, okay. This isn't great for the audio listeners.
This is terrible content. Put on some misometrics. It's terrible content, yeah. Maybe edit it out since Bobby came in and then we can do it again. You want me to start over? No. Yeah, okay, I would. I used to put those, okay, put those on. Welcome back to another episode of Tiger Belly. This week's sponsor is our... Yeah, Hello Kitty. No, I'm kidding. I don't know.
Good.
I'd like us to have our headphones on, at least for a little. Can you do that again? Because I want to cut that part out. Which part? That whole thing. Because Hello Kitty wasn't funny. Oh. Yeah. Well, you don't have to cut out everything. You could just cut out the Hello Kitty part, and you could just do your pickup. Oh, let's pick it up. Put those on. Welcome back to another episode of Tiger Belly. This week's sponsor is our... Cabbages. Funny.
Yummy. Funnier.
Dan? That's not funnier?
Fermented.
Yeah. So... Welcome back. This is my show. May I do the introductions? If I may. Say May a few more.
May, June, July.
We have Catbird in the house.
How do the hosts introduce Bobby, discuss their ages, and talk about their comedy careers?
Give her a round of applause. The Steam Show. Comics Unleashed.
Oh, yes. I got asked back. Did I tell you that?
Are you going to do it?
No, I don't think so.
Oh. Oh, somebody just put their collar on. And apparently, you know what I mean, UTA signed you. Give her a round of applause for that. In the big leagues.
All right. You passed yet?
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What is the Freezer Pop Firework Freeze 5‑Hour Energy ad being promoted?
0:00–2:28
2
Why do the hosts jump into a chaotic lunch/Spotify intro and start the episode?
2:28–5:05
3
How do the hosts introduce Bobby, discuss their ages, and talk about their comedy careers?
5:05–8:32
4
What edits are considered for the Hello Kitty bit and how does the show’s direction change?
8:32–38:26
5
Why are we joking about Batman villains like Carmine Falcone and Mr. Freeze?
38:26–43:20
6
What does Rick say about feeling nervous and the pressure of being on stage?
43:20–55:05
7
Why do the hosts keep circling back to the topic of churros and their texture?
55:05–1:13:21
8
How does Rick reflect on his comedy career and upcoming tour dates?
1:13:21–1:25:10