Jay Chandrasekhar & Steve Lemme and The Patrick Swayze Escape Signal
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I go
fatty and
I poked
his
belly. Oh my god. Yeah. I crashed and burned with Patrick
Swayze. Oh what was this? Oh punching, just right here. Boom. And I said to his assistant, I'm like, is he gonna hit me? And he goes, I've seen it before.
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Пока. Ganoda. Caia kapitul. You colour aí
Como?
Was it good? Was Pepsi cooler than Coke back in the day? What do you know? There was
a t there was a time. See? That was the Britney the Britney Spears time. That's what I said. Yeah, yeah. Michael Jackson, remember the Michael? The hair burning?
That's the pivotal moment.
Yeah. Smoking crack hair? Yeah, that's crack hair I'll tell you
Cindy Cindy uh Crawford.
Jade Changa Jashar. Wait a minute. With
this sound
Filipino
for some weird reason. That was your big attempt? Did I add? Well, there's a G in it then
It felt like you didn't even try. Yeah, it didn't
feel like
Oh, give me give me a give me a go and then I'll give me I'll give it a shot.
Chandra Sakar.
That was so off, brother. Chan. You know what? That was so off. I know, I was off. I know. Say it one more time, please. Why? Because he distracted me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yes, he distracted me, dude. Chandra Sekar. Chandrashaikar. Yeah, pretty good. Yeah, that's pretty good.
Give them the whole name.
Giant Jumbalingum Chandrasekar. Whoa. Which translates to Victorious Large Penis Rising Moon.
Oh, rising moon. Wow. I heard elephant in there. There was no elephant in there. Anyway, um Victorian You have a big penis too, Steve. Yes. I'm good. Steve, your penis is fine, okay? Thank you.
Victorian large penis.
Victorious.
Oh Victorious. I thought you were talking about a Victorian person.
How does the story about crashing with Patrick Swayze unfold?
These are very important guests. Can you get it right?
There's no G in my name.
Thank
you.
I did did I do a G the second time?
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What is the firework‑flavored energy shot being advertised at the start?
0:00–1:48
2
Which penile‑pump product is introduced after the energy‑shot promo?
1:48–4:30
3
How does the story about crashing with Patrick Swayze unfold?
4:30–23:29
4
What details are shared about the promotion of Super Troopers 3?
23:29–36:49
5
What do the hosts say about Hobbiton and the hobbits?
36:49–49:13
6
How does the conversation shift to Ultra pouches and their benefits?
49:13–1:02:16
7
What stories do they share about audition tapes, Burt Reynolds, and on‑set mishaps?
1:02:16–1:12:56
8
Why do they start debating watermelons vs. pumpkins and wrap up with show promos?
1:12:56–1:17:01