David Koechner & The Larry David Premiere
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When did David Koechner and the hosts first work together and why was the Larry David sketch 'not funny enough'?
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I was from 2000 to 2008. Okay. Oh, wow, nice eight-year run. Yeah, I did an eight-year run, yeah.
Nice. I had SNL in 95, so I remember all the people, the sketch shows that were happening at that time.
Yeah, right. I have a feeling that you guys didn't like us.
I didn't, well, the thing is, we're on Spotify video.
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Question, why Philadelphia?
The movie. In your face. We have a sick Asian guy. Can you sit down, sick-ish? Thanks.
We tend to band together, huh?
Denzel's still in the part two, but you're the sick one. Anyway, welcome to the podcast. My name is Bobby Lee. I am your host. I am your leader for tonight. And sensei. And sensei, yeah. I was talking about the offshoot of the Lee podcast. Karate? Yes, sure. Slash Kung Fu? Martial arts. Martial arts in general, yes. And, you know, I grew up with the karate from my family.
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Yeah. They still are our podcast.
Yeah. Yeah. But we're trying to weed it out of this one. Right.
Yeah.
Yeah. Slowly.
But surely we are. Start small. Yeah.
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We're doing an order of most beautiful. Nice.
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Yeah.
Yeah, yeah. Welcome. Thank you. We have the old, you know, semen.
Oh, old semen.
Yeah, Luke. What? Well, you've just been here. You've been doing it every episode. Okay, okay. Yeah, yeah. Semen. Okay, thank you. I'm not talking about... You made it dirty. That's not what I'm talking about. He has young semen. Unless you've got some old semen on your shirt. He collects it. You have Clint Eastwood's semen. You do? Yes, he does. Yeah, he has a collection of them.
That would be a really kind of odd but very cool collection. Yeah, of semen. But nobody would want someone else to have, you wouldn't want someone to be collecting your semen. No, but people do collect, like, Napoleon's penis and stuff.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I'm sure that's, what, $500 million I'd pay for that?
Of course. I think people will start collecting semen. I think that's, and have it in, like, kind of ornate perfume bottles. You are going to have the best chance of being the best collector. I mean that in the best way.
It'd be more difficult for us to collect that semen. Yeah, yeah.
It's actually interesting you brought that up. I brought a few jars.
Jars? Yeah, yeah. You are hopeful. Oh, jars.
Yeah.
You're collecting a lot of semen. Yeah, yeah. Well, get Dick Van Dyke's semen because he's about to...
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Chapters
7 chapters
1
When did David Koechner and the hosts first work together and why was the Larry David sketch 'not funny enough'?
0:00–13:28
2
What happened at the Larry David premiere and who attended (plus why some guests missed it)?
13:28–27:45
3
How did the hosts and guests handle the tampon/menstruation conversation and makeshift solutions?
27:45–45:13
4
How did David Koechner describe his family’s fertility and surrogacy journey?
45:13–48:23
5
What dangers did the guests warn about kids and Roblox?
48:23–52:57
6
How do comedians handle auditions, touring and making money today?
52:57–1:01:19
7
What behind-the-scenes stories did they share about SNL, Mad TV and writing rooms?
1:01:19–1:31:09