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Toni and Ryan

NORMAL or NAH with Monica Geldart

26 May 2026

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Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?

0.031 - 3.62 Unknown

This could either be the best podcast episode we ever do or the worst.

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3.761 - 8.713 Toni Lodge

We rescued our second dog, Pippa. No, wait, what is it?

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Chapter 2: How did Monica's dog rescue story begin?

8.733 - 12.343 Toni Lodge

Tell me now. Tell me now or I'm going to be sick. What is it?

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12.363 - 16.634 Monica Geldart

I'm going to vomit. I'm going to shit. My dog's called Pippa.

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19.707 - 26.097 Unknown

No way. I'm not joking. Pippa.

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26.498 - 29.623 Ryan Jon

Pippa. That is crazy.

29.663 - 31.126 Dan

I'm about to say something.

31.166 - 32.488 Ryan Jon

Don't. Let me hold your hand.

32.648 - 33.93 Dan

I love coincidences.

37.075 - 37.736 Demi

I'm Demi.

Chapter 3: What interesting coincidences are shared during the episode?

109.409 - 113.056 Ryan Jon

A Yorkshire pudding wrap. Empty. Empty Yorkshire pudding on the side of a roast.

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113.076 - 114.218 Unknown

It's like we bit into it and then it was just like.

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114.498 - 132.359 Ryan Jon

But it was just really stiff. It wasn't like dense and yum. No graves. Oh, it was and that didn't even help it. No. I know. That's really saying something. Anyway, Monica, welcome. Yay. Thank you. Hi, everyone. It's not live. Not live. Yeah, sorry.

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132.379 - 137.969 Toni Lodge

I would love an audience to clap. Okay, Charles, could you clap? Thank you.

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138.389 - 160.873 Ryan Jon

Beautiful. So I have this thing with like names and colours and numbers and we've already been doing coincidence chat before we walked in and I had the feeling that Monica in my mind was yellow and it has been confirmed in the room 1000%. I love that. Does that feel accurate to you? Thank you for being such a great reactor. Yeah, I think so too.

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Yeah. Does that feel true to you?

163.871 - 172.464 Ryan Jon

Yeah, I'm so yellow. Yeah. And not just because you're blonde. Like that feels like an easy gimme, but I don't think it's because you're blonde. I think it's just, it's the name is yellow.

172.724 - 172.825 Toni Lodge

Yeah.

173.005 - 175.128 Ryan Jon

And I just give sunshine. Yeah.

Chapter 4: How does the conversation shift to the topic of love and relationships?

185.785 - 198.24 Ryan Jon

Can I just reveal something? Yeah. You just get your cock out. I just had to make new friends. There's two ladies in the room today. You don't know what to do. It got really weird really quick. Yeah, it did. Yeah. Your penis is blushing.

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Before today, I'd never met anyone else in the world besides Tony who thought that time zone shouldn't exist. But ladies and gents, we've found one.

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208.997 - 229.064 Toni Lodge

Yeah. Yeah. What's all that about? Yeah. I don't like it. And what was your idea? Yeah. Easy. NASA, create another sun. Second sun. Put it up the other side. We're all on the same time zone. But then would it just be day all day? No, because they could create another moon to block it. Is that not what happens?

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229.084 - 231.246 Ryan Jon

No, so true. No, that is true.

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231.266 - 245.007 Toni Lodge

That happens. Yeah. Doesn't it? Yeah. And then as it turns. Yeah. Which one do we turn though? Does the sun turn with us? And I learned this the other day. No. No. No.

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No.

246.269 - 253.361 Toni Lodge

It's just us. We're the only ones moving around. Oh. Yeah. We're cruising around then. Is the moon coming with us? No. Because that's why you can see it all day.

Chapter 5: What are the cultural differences discussed between Australia and the UK?

253.401 - 257.468 Toni Lodge

They're chilling. The moon absolutely can't be asked. Is that true?

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257.508 - 261.554 Ryan Jon

But then how can we see the moon all day? Charles, Google it.

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261.795 - 264.119 Dan

Oh, that's a lot to Google.

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264.379 - 269.848 Ryan Jon

No, but the moon can't be moving because, no, the moon must be moving because we see it all day.

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272.63 - 274.695 Toni Lodge

Do you know what I'm saying? Connor, you know things.

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But we don't see it all day.

275.637 - 280.369 Toni Lodge

Yeah, it's up all day. You see the moon all day. Sometimes you do see it in the day. I've seen it in the day.

281.772 - 298.823 Ryan Jon

So do you reckon that the sun and the moon know each other? I think like it's a love-hate relationship. Sometimes they're like, oh, yeah, good to see you at the shops. And then someone's like, fucking, that slut again. You're doing my agent. Yeah. Dude, there is nothing that makes me feel more boring than talking to someone with an accent.

299.284 - 309.98 Ryan Jon

Because for me, I'm just like, oh, I'm just talking my regular old shit voice. But then you're like, oh, imagine if we got a second moon, you know. It's like talking to a Spice Girl.

Chapter 6: What insights are shared about personal growth and overcoming challenges?

412.625 - 416.206 Toni Lodge

Oh, so university. No, no. High school.

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416.226 - 418.72 Unknown

Yeah, so... How old are you at sixth form?

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418.818 - 444.235 Toni Lodge

um so you finish year 11 and you're like 16 yeah and then you still need to be in education so you can do sixth form which is like an extra two years at high school and you get a levels and those a levels get you into university or you can go off to college oh and on skins that's what they're doing yeah they're in sixth form yeah yeah i think yeah yeah so i was in sixth form but i i didn't really get in because i failed so many things

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444.215 - 449.984 Toni Lodge

What? All these D's and E's and I thought, has anyone else got these? No.

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No. What subjects were the D's and E's in?

453.108 - 464.164 Toni Lodge

Everything. Apart from drama. Congratulations. Congratulations. Yeah, it's so good. So I didn't actually get into sixth form and I was like, oh.

464.485 - 465.486 Ryan Jon

I'm going to have to go to college.

465.506 - 484.094 Toni Lodge

Yeah, but I really wanted to go to sixth form because all my friends would go in. So I spoke to a drama teacher and I was like, please. And she was like, I got you. She got me in. Big up Miss McClurg. Miss McClurg. Shout out Miss McClurg. What a good slut. Oh, she's the best. So she got me in sixth form. Still didn't do that great though.

484.194 - 484.795 Ryan Jon

Yeah, shocker.

Chapter 7: How do the hosts engage with their audience's stories?

534.361 - 536.863 Toni Lodge

Because you were colleagues all of a sudden. Because I was a colleague.

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Oh, no.

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537.704 - 539.366 Toni Lodge

And it was weird. It was weird.

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539.386 - 544.45 Unknown

Your face changed when you said the word Amanda just then. It's like you still feel uncomfortable.

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544.831 - 563.608 Ryan Jon

Trauma. Well, I think also the dynamic shift of being like, oh, you're not now in charge of me. Like I'm no longer your student. I'm like an equal. I'm just a person. Yeah. Because if I told, I think I've told this on the pod before, but when I saw Mrs. Hunt, who was the school like secretary, I saw her at the shops and I was buying condoms.

563.791 - 564.893 Toni Lodge

No way.

564.913 - 565.694 Ryan Jon

And I was just like.

567.518 - 571.625 Toni Lodge

I think she would be pleased about that. She'd be like, yeah, my girl. Be safe. Protecting herself.

571.645 - 572.647 Ryan Jon

Thank you so much.

Chapter 8: What final thoughts do the hosts share about their experiences?

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Normal or nah from Elizabeth.

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613.882 - 614.824 Ryan Jon

Hi, Elizabeth.

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No, not her. Coincidence chat. She's also dead. That's Tony's mum.

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617.865 - 618.606 Ryan Jon

That's my mum.

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Sniffy. I hope it's not your.

621.411 - 625.038 Ryan Jon

So sorry. The queen. Sorry. We pay our respects. Oh, they're both dead. Yeah.

625.599 - 626.46 Toni Lodge

It's awful.

626.48 - 627.903 Ryan Jon

Oh, shocker. Tough run for Lizzie.

627.923 - 629.385 Toni Lodge

Yeah. Oh, yeah.

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