Millennial dads, UK's under-16s social media ban & are Gen Z employees actually lazy?!
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Do you have some tea for us today?
Okay. Okay. No. What's the code to this again for the 19th time?
96. Okay. Let's do it.
Are you born in 96?
Yes.
She was. And when was I born?
93.
Harrison yesterday said I was millennial. I was really upset.
You are not.
I'm like technically a millennial, but no one would call me a millennial.
You're very millennial.
Me? She has a millennial work ethic. Is that allowed to say?
Yeah, but I'm just not very millennial at all.
Thank you. She is so Gen Z. Thank you. She identifies as Gen Z. My favorite. Do you guys know Sirus? No. Spelled Cyrus. a guy yes on tick tock yes yes i thought his name was cyrus but yeah me too but in the in the bio his pronunciation says c roots so i guess i have no idea who this is oh i love him yeah but he made a pronoun video today and he was like my pronouns for anyone who's wondering are they wish and i was like i love you and i was like good morning and so he he dates he they dates a boy right But his boyfriend is so into sports, like watches all these sports. So he started being like, to the New York Knicks, like those divas, not your best game. We just didn't try hard enough. And that was the problem.
So he started... commentating on sports it's so funny and then whenever nice whenever the nfl ended because he got into the nfl and the vikings sent him a jersey he was like you guys didn't think i was going to do hockey oh those divas are hot i'm into hockey now like he's very i love that guy i love him yeah he's great okay let's send me his link so i can watch some videos please i would love to on your desktop you'll be watching it on your desktop because you still don't have your socials I love watching you. I love scooting over there once the kids go to bed and Harrison just has his laptop open and he's just doing his little scroll.
I do love most of the stories on Instagram. I catch up.
Story time? Stories?
Like Instagram stories.
well it is actually the appropriate amount of time to scroll stories like once every 24 hours because they haven't disappeared so you haven't missed anything so you really are probably doing a better use of social media okay welcome back to another episode of two parents in a podcast because it is podcast and jules was correct she sent me i couldn't believe it i couldn't believe it I still don't believe it. Happy Friday. So this is our first week of doing three episodes and a sub stack. Very exciting week. And if you're not watching, then you're missing Harrison's outfit, which is a faulty American jersey.
What we thought was a classic vintage U.S. jersey that appears to have come and arrived fake and one size too small.
It was one of the listeners that said, like, I went to the website and, like, it's just, it says right on there, it's not real.
Only Harrison. So you can sell fake jerseys if you say that they're fake on the website?
Yeah, it says, like, they're not a verified reseller or something like that is what it says in the About Us section. Not authentic.
Yeah, I'm sure you can do that. An inauthentic jersey.
I just, I literally one-click bought it. I, like, came up, click, Apple Pay, boom, done.
Yeah, well, they got you, honey.
Hit me with another ad. I was like, ooh, another vintage jersey. It's okay.
So hold on. Don't let me forget where we're at because we're going to hop right down into this. Is that a things we DMed? Yeah. Yeah, we're going to do our things we DMed first. But subscribe to this. Subscribe to the Substack. I was in the chat this morning. I sent a photo of me pumping.
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Chapters
6 chapters
1
What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
0:00–12:22
2
What is Substack and how are Two Parents launching their newsletter?
12:22–24:25
3
Where can you find Flock turkey bacon strips and why are the hosts excited?
24:25–35:43
4
What are South Korea’s ‘dopamine’ fake-shopping sites and how do they trick shoppers?
35:43–44:12
5
Why did nearly every World Cup player wear pink cleats and what marketing trend caused it?
44:12–1:09:43
6
What happened when Alex found a bug in her Sweetgreen — should you be worried?
1:09:43–1:22:11
Speakers
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