Ep 1044 | Jase Sparks Controversy with His New Look & Where Do We Go When We Die?
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What controversial fashion choice did Jase embrace?
I am unashamed. What about you?
Did you say you brought comedy? Yeah. This is what happens when people laugh. This won't be stand-up comedy. This will be sit-down comedy. Because we're all sitting. Zach, we're all sitting. That's why.
Yeah, we'll be the judge of that, Jason. So we'll be the judge of whether it's funny or not.
Okay, I'll introduce the show today, Matty. I feel like I need some music. We'll call this segment. Can you start talking fast like that? Oh, no, I can't. My voice is not up to par with Zach's ad reads. Although he has been improving. He is. He's getting his rhythm. We'll do mail call, mail call. What's in the mail? Mail call. That was my little jingle, Matty. I feel like I need a song. Matty, could you sing it? Well, so here's what happened. We're having to do podcasts. Because one member of our team is traveling a lot. Well, we're having to do them in consecutive days. Right. So even though this is spread out in your world, Unashamed Nation... In our world... It's packed tight. It seems like I've never left this room.
So we're doing like... We're trying to set the Guinness Book of World Records for most consecutive days doing two podcasts, double barrel style. So this is like multiple days of... So I get home yesterday after the podcast, and we were planning a birthday party for the little one that we have. Is this three?
It's three. Wow. Oh, yeah. And it went by so fast.
It was dubbed the firetruck birthday party. Of course. And so he's into firetrucks. So, Missy, when I walked in, shocking that a human being could transform our house into flames, buildings. All of this was boxes and what do you call all this stuff? It looked like buildings. You know that big chandelier-looking thing over our dinner table? It looked like it was on fire, literal fire. It was crazy. There were fire trucks everywhere. So she started hollering from the kitchen while she's cooking dinner for everyone. And I said, I thought this was going to be a dinner. This is a party. Because she was like, oh, no, it's no big deal. No big deal. Oh, it's become a big deal.
So she started giving me- You don't decorate for no big deal.
She started giving me jobs. And I was like, oh, am I your assistant in the- So we kind of had a little bit of marriage. You know how it goes. And I was like, she basically wants me to help. Yeah. Do something. It's called a sous chef in the cooking world. I took the garbage out, and I did something. Well, I thought, well, I'll go ahead and get the mail because it was really cold and wet yesterday. And today, too. Not much better today. It's miserable. So I get the mail, and there's two packages. You can't make this up. That's why I'm saying this. I brought comedy to the podcast today because you cannot make this up.
99.5.
Well, you took your hat off and now you can't hear. Come on, Elmer. Get that hat back up. 99.5% of the packages that come do not have my name on it. I'm just saying on these packages.
And we're not going to tell you who the 99.5 are for, but there's only one other person that lives there, so you figure it out. So, but both of these had my name on it.
And I thought, oh. I haven't ordered anything. So I opened the first package, and it was a sippy cup. Evidently, on a previous podcast, I had said something about faulty sippy cups in my babysitting duties. I have no recollection of that. If I was in a court of law... But evidently I did because I read the note. I did, Matty? Yeah. Okay, so that was an episode.
Matty remembers everything. How do you do this many hours of podcast and remember everything? She might have looked it up in 10 seconds. These young kids today, they go.
Yeah, they're like one step ahead of me. Their thumbs, look, their thumbs move like Zach talks on an ad. Bewildering speed. Actually, Zach, I got a letter the other day from the people who made the chipmunks. Alvin and the Chick Munch. Yeah, and they said, look, do you think you can talk Zach into reading ads for us if we come out with a show again? Alvin, Zach, Zach. That was all made up.
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