Undr The Cosh

Friday Club | Nooks and Crannies

07 May 2026

Contributed by Lukas

More chaos down the club this week, discussing goat/human hybrids, desert Islands, nose bleeds by the bins, chunky midriffs and Ekitike's achilles he...

Perry Groves | Law Of The Jungle

04 May 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Perry Groves up today to close up series number……. At this point your guesses are as good as mine. Starting out training with Wolves, Perry would ...

Friday Club | Where's Wally?

30 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Theres disappearances down the club this Friday as a search party is sent out for Wally, balloons are popping at a baby shower, and theres a contami...

Chris Samba | Homeless To Russian Riches

27 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

What a journey our guest has had. From choosing to make himself homeless at a young age to chase his dream of becoming a footballer—sleeping in stan...

Friday Club | Thick as Mince

23 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

It's all going off down the club this week, discussing second hand clothes , shot gun weddings, bathroom antics, soft-top w*nkers. Get in touch: Fr...

Sean Davis | Eggy Boff King

20 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

In the hot seat today is Sean Davis, diving head into stories around his time at Fulham including seeing Michael Jackson, how bumping a taxi lead to t...

Friday Club | Fly Me to the Moon

16 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

This week’s Friday Club is completely out of this world. Diving headfirst into the recent moon expedition, asking the big questions: who the hell ac...

Martin Tyler | Clough's Shoe Cleaners

13 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

AND IT'S LIVE! Up this week is the iconic voice of football, Martin Tyler.  Having witnessed some of the greatest moments in the sport first hand,...

Friday Club | Spam The Man

09 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

It's messy, it's greasy, and it's unapologetically Northern down the club kitchen this week, chew the fat over Kompany's City shirt, ankle underpants,...

Dean Holdsworth | Kidnapped By Sam Hamman

06 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Dean Holdsworth joins us this week, taking us inside the madness of the Crazy Gang and the sheer brilliance (and chaos) of eccentric owner Sam Hammam,...

Friday Club | The Masterplan

03 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Heads are rolling, and Harry is flying down the club this week. A masterplan confessions is revealed, and instructions are ignored from beyond the g...

Elliot Bennet | Stink Bombs, Fireworks & Super Car Fridays | Undr The Cosh

30 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Up in the hot seat this week is Elliot Bennet, older brother of Kyle Bennet. Browny kicks things off by calling Elliot the calm, sensible one—but af...

Friday Club | Hanky Panky

27 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Minds are being blown down the club this Friday with more tales of debauchery, including kidnaped dwarfs, randy bikers, hanky's, fringes, and ozempr...

Paul Huntington | Graham ‘The Messiah’ Westley

23 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Joining us this week is Paul Huntington starting out at Newcastle it wasn’t long into his career before he started pocketing Arjen Robben but with l...

Friday Club | Man In a Van

20 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Back down for the club for another Friday covering some of the worlds hottest topics, including removal vans, back pain, pants, underwear, and soverei...

Jason Cundy | The Art Of Winding Up Fans | Feud With Alan Sugar | Spurs & O’Hara | Undr The Cosh

16 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Haaaaaaas anyone seen Jason Cundy? 👀 This week we’re joined by TalkSport royalty Jason Cundy, who’s somehow managed to take a break from rui...

Friday Club | Three Men & a Baby

13 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Another week down the club covering more of the worlds hottest topics , including dirty underwear, peeping window cleaners, knee shuffles, and baby g...

Jack Colback | "Ginger P*ss Biscuit"

09 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

This week we are joined by former Sunderland, Newcastle and Nottingham Forest midfielder Jack Colback… and there’s plenty to get into. From comin...

Friday Club | Bodies In The Park

06 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Back down the club for another Friday, talking more waffle about nothing. Including drunks on trains, topless karaoke , teenage house parties, and st...

Pascal Chimbonda | Transfer Request In The Sock

02 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

New series. Eight years deep. Same nonsense. We’re kicking things off with a belter… Pascal Chimbonda and trust us, he delivers. Perhaps the most...

Friday Club | Freaky Friday

27 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Another Friday down the club, and theres more hot topics to be discussed . Including Games Workshop, LARPing, scent failures, inverted willies, and t...

WE ARE BACK! Behind The Scenes Fails & Best Moments

23 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

We are BACK. 👀 The brand new series launches very, very soon and we’re kicking things off with none other than Pascal Chimbonda… what a guy. S...

Friday Club | The Golden Glove

20 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

There's a chilly breeze sweeping through the club this week, with the Winter Olympics dominating conversation—right alongside debates over goalie gl...

Friday Club | Golden Balls

13 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

More chaos down the club as David Beckham steps up for a free kick against Greece, first date squints gets the better of some, and Facebook market is ...

Friday Club | One,Two , Skip a Few

06 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

It's all going off down the club for another Friday as Parky discusses his mates jabs.unwanted threesomes, bollock checks `& a first date shart. Vi...

Friday Club | Coconut Drop

30 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Tales of debauchery are coming thick and fast this week, including Jon dropping stealth coconuts, ring door bell dilemmas, the perfect job for a partn...

Friday Club | Babs & Barry

23 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

The club is in full swing with an invite from Babs and Barry, German breakdowns, fellatio solidarity, and saggy stomachs. Visit MedExpress.co.uk t...

Dean Saunders | Senegal Need The Diouf

19 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

This week on the pod we’re joined by the legend Dean Saunders. Now best known for his TalkSPORT appearances, but many moons ago he was managing “...

Friday Club | Under The Marital Bed

16 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Back down the club for 2026. New year, same sh#t, talking dry Jan, Bomber Brown, NYE, weight loss journeys, unaware affairs, and Browny drops a revela...

Frank Sinclair | Banged Up Abroad

12 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

This week we have Jonjo Shelvey in the hot seat, a man with one of the best talents we have ever seen in matching football players up to what boots th...

Friday Club | Best of 2025 Part 2

09 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

A final reminisce down the club before returning next week, looking back at some of the best tales of 2025. Including Creeping Coppins, gluten issues,...

Jonjo Shelvey | Rafa’s Prawns

05 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

This week we have Jonjo Shelvey in the hot seat, a man with one of the best talents we have ever seen in matching football players up to what boots th...

Friday Club | Best of 2025

02 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

We're having a reminisce down the club, looking back at some of the best tales of 2025. Including drone pilotage, Gumtree pranks, Vegas swinging, and ...

Darren Caskey | Any Luck Catching Them Swans

29 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

An ex boss for Parky on this week, one who joined him in the infamous Bull many times before away trips. Starting out his playing career at Spurs D...

Friday Club | Boxing Day Babysitter

26 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Theres a festive feel down the club, talking babysitter crushes, boxing day traditions, Westlife after parties, and classic TV. Learn more about your...

Sean Morrison | The Leaked Video

22 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Tis the season, not only for Christmas but the ‘Warnock Season’ so it only feels fitting that we have one of his ex-players in the hot seat this w...

Friday Club | Mrs Wangs Vixen Fingers

19 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Minds are blown and tows are curled in this weeks Friday club, including, some fantastic nicknames, Hong Kong balls, a mouth full of jelly, keeping t...

Seth Johnson | Houliers Booty Call

15 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Seth Johnson joins us this week to finally clear up one of football’s biggest urban myths — the legendary Leeds United contract story. From leavi...

Friday Club | Doorbell Mince

12 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

New episode, same socks, as more hot topics are discussed down the club. Including a wedding day substitution, backstage groupies, Funeral crashing &...

Sammy Lee | Jury Duty

08 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Sammy Lee joins us this week, fresh out of a huge win for Liverpool legends against Chelsea legends in a charity game.  Starting out his playing c...

Friday Club | Toupee Or Not Toupee?

05 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Toupee or not toupee? That is the question down the club this Friday along with a collection of emails that haven't been released including, a senio...

Lyle Taylor | Refusing To Take The Knee, Scapegoated By Charlton & Unstoppable Penalties | Undr The Cosh

01 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

“Hated or adored but never ignored” rings especially true in this week’s episode as Lyle Taylor steps onto the stage. Charlton fans have long he...

Friday Club | Living In a Box

28 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It's Friday down the club and more pressing topics are being covered including sex toy mishaps, sticky pyjamas, perfect pints, and the fantastic Andy...

Martyn Waghorn | Diouff, Roy Keane & a Knife

24 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

In the hot seat this week is Martyn Waghorn. Waghorn was a young pro at Sunderland during the time Browny was making waves on and off the pitch. Despi...

Friday Club | Get Big TV On

21 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Another Friday down the club and more hard pressing topics are being analysed, including pineapple or grape? How much for a bumming? afairs at the wed...

Jermaine Beckford | Bang Bus

17 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We’re back! Kicking things off in what must be series-god-only-knows-what is Jermaine Beckford and what a guy he is. From starting out as an RAC dr...

Friday Club | There's Gonna Be Fireworks

14 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It's all going off down the club for another Friday as Parky introduces a new skill. Including window bunks, honorary hostel's, guilty dreams, and McD...

Friday Club | The Panty Pirate

07 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Another week down the club putting the world to rights. Including 5-aside injuries, take-away etiquette, tubs of spunk, and bedroom trophies. "A...

Friday Club | Skyjacker

31 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Another Friday down club, putting the world to rights once again. Talking bluetooth mishaps, bad breath, lazy Jon, breast implants, and some things ar...

Friday Club | Colin The Caterpillar

23 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Back for another Friday down club. Talking through how many is TOO many, Popper mishaps, more interesting facts, and cushion love. "As heard in the p...

Friday Club | The Knicker Knapper

16 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

More tales of the outrageous down the Club. Including a knicker sniffer, toilet troubles, interesting facts, and Download SAILY in your app store ...

Friday Club | Death By Hillman

09 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

More tales of the outrageous down the Club. Including a facial surprise, Wedding day disappointments, Richard Hillman on the Prowl, and a prank too fa...

Friday Club | The Bone Smuggler

02 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Another Friday down the club and it's all going off, reminiscing about playing out days, superstar spitters, Forest Gump dashers, and five year drough...

Paul Konchesky | Gun To My Head

29 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Paul Konchseky in the hot seat today, starting out playing Sunday League with the likes of John Terry, Bobby Zamora, Sol Campbell, and Ledley King to ...

Friday Club | Nana's Revenge

25 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Another Friday down the club and the worlds being put to rights once again. Taking home invasions, insurance claims, Suntan Jim, Nana's revenge and an...

Dave Jones | False Allegations

22 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This week we have 2 hours with Dave Jones where we are trying to get to the bottom of why on earth he thought Parkin was the answer. Along the way we ...

Friday Club | Liar Liar Pants on Fire

19 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Another Friday down the club and tensions are running high. Discussing compulsion, catfishing, sos calls, and thrush. Get in touch: Fridayclub@undr...

Ian Taylor | The Irreplaceable Entertainments Manager

15 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Ian Taylor joins us this week, remembered by fans for being at the heart of Aston Villa's midfield and remembered by teammates for being the entertai...

Friday Club | I Am the Resurrection

12 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Back in the club for another Friday, discussing more hot topics, including more furry interactions, resurrection, dick pics, and undercover blokes. ...

Charlie Austin | Killer Magpies

08 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Charlie Austin is back with us this time in person, after his stint down under, where he faced off against legends like Nani and dealt with the perils...

Friday Club | Punch Drunk

04 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

More tales of the outrageous down the Club. Including a Furry hotel, local heroes, urban legends, punch drunk taxi drivers, and a threesome conundrum....

Peter Odemwingie | Nigerian Slap

01 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

In true deadline day fashion we went to record a podcast and happened to bump into the deadline day legend himself Peter Odemwingie in the car park so...

Friday Club | Psychic Sally

28 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Friday Club is open again after an asbestos scare shut the doors last week, but a week away and nothing has changed… Jon’s struggling with technol...

Kevin Nolan | The Chicken Is Dead

25 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

On this week's episode we have Kevin Nolan, the man who has played more games under Big Sam than anyone else which also means more Dubai trips than an...

Kemar Roofe | The Roofe is on fire

18 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

In the hot seat this week is Kemar Roofe. With one hell of a line up for managers he's played under including Bielsa, Steven Gerrard, Vincent Kompany ...

Friday Club | Coppins Revenge

14 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Back in the club for another Friday discussing more hot topics, including Jon's gluten intolerance, Bob searching for a bargain, a lucky puncture and...

David Bentley Part 2 | “I Went To Russia For The Money”

11 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Back for Part 2 is Mr David Bentley, and we are picking up where we left off last week. Tottenham have just qualified for the champions league after a...

Friday Club | Too Much For a Sunday Morning

07 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Friday Club is split into two hangovers this week - Post Temple Bar and charity golf day. Heads may be fuzzy, but spirits are still high as another c...

David Bentley Part 1 | Wenger’s Schlong

04 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

In the hot seat today is David Bentley. Coming through at Arsenal with every day on the training ground being a fight, with powerful figures such as V...

Friday Club | Scores On The Doors

31 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It's all going off down the club as the score boards come out as objectification feedback comes in thick and fast, butt plug bingo is set to make it'...

Mark Clattenburg | "Chelsea Wanted Payback For John Terry"

28 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Undr The Cosh is back for Season 21 (maybe 22…) and we’re kicking things off with legendary ref Mark Clattenburg. Clattenburg opens up about his ...

Friday Club | Trouble in Bedrock

24 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Back in the club for another Friday, chewing the fat and shooting the breeze. Discussing more sexless marriages, Trouble in Bredrock, driving lessons ...

Bonus Episode - Best of Patreon. Ft Curtis Davis, Phil Brown, Matty Etherington, Peter Grant, and Richard Lee

21 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

One week before the start of the new series, we're back with a special bonus episode looking at some of our favourite clips from the last 12 months of...

Friday Club | Grandma's Silk Glove

17 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It's another Friday down the club and it's all going off. Talking sweaty fetishes, wedding moons, grandma's surprise and Jon's comprehensive Wireless...

Friday Club | Scratch and Sniff

10 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Back in the club to discuss more unusual goings on in the world. Including Rod Stewarts voice, tuna canoes, dirty cars, Greek pirates and the first Co...

Friday Club | Balls To The Chops

04 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It's Friday down the club and theres a hell of a lot of refection of the last week. Including Doncaster table dancers, Parky sh*ting his pants, testic...

Friday Club | Pork Purse

27 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It's Friday down the club, and more discussions are being had about swinging, a naked Parky, buying the wrong tickets, HR issues, and the Cosh Court h...

Friday Club | Off With Her Head

19 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Browny returns from his jollies for another Friday Club, discussing holiday friends, headless dolls, upside down pineapples, and the Cosh Court is off...

Friday Club | Vegas Swingers & The Teachers Drone

13 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It's Friday down the club, and theres more revelations coming out of the camp, including, What happens in Vegas, goes on the podcast, a drone revenge,...

Friday Club | Vegas Swingers & The Teachers Drone

12 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It's Friday down the club, and theres more revelations coming out of the camp, including, What happens in Vegas, goes on the podcast, a drone revenge,...

Friday Club | Played Like a Fiddle

06 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

A huge bombshell lands at this week's Friday Club, leaving everyone shocked and stunned. Other topics on the agenda include dogging, Bonnie Blue, wedd...

Jamie Ward | Speedo's Bonus

02 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Jamie Ward joins us for the final episode of the series discussing making one of the most hated transfers in English football (leaving Derby for Fores...

Friday Club | Puppies, Thongs, and Perfect Dogging

29 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

More hot topics being discussed this week down the club. Including the 4th instalment of cake and eat it, thongs in dogs, dodgy taxi drivers, trans po...

David Forde | Sleeping Lion

26 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

David Forde is with us this week. For a bloke who has quit playing football countless times Forde managed to carve out a great career and cement himse...

Friday Club | Reflection Erection

22 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It's Friday down the club again, and more hot topics are being discussed. Including a swingers paradise, nightmare neighbours, reflection erections, a...

Ravel Morrison | Misunderstood

19 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Ravel Morrison joins the podcast this week, and might just be the most surprising guest we have ever had on Undr The Cosh. Ravel lifts the lid on the ...

Friday Club | Get The Blow Dart

15 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It's Friday down the club, coming at you with more hot topics from around the globe. Including heart throb Jon, an expensive pair of melons, hand cut...

Charlie Oatway | Chairman's Got a Gun

12 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This week on Undr The Cosh, we’ve got a guest with one of the roughest upbringings we’ve ever heard. Charlie Oatway was raised in a family on the ...

Friday Club | The Toe Twitcher

08 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It's Friday down the club, talking the cyclist, never invite her in for a brew, clean-up techniques , and more phones in the river .  Exclusive ...

Keith Curle | Fash Was Dangerous

05 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Keith Curle joins us this week on Undr The Cosh to talk about completing his hat-trick, clashing with Tino Asprilla, sharing a dressing room with Bill...

Friday Club | Strong Cock

02 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It's Friday down the club, talking the cyclist, never invite her in for a brew, clean-up techniques , and more phones in the river .  Exclusive ...

Simon Lappin | The King of Spain

28 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This week, we’re joined by Simon Lappin, who shares incredible stories from carrying a crossbar across town just to train, to reaching Premier Leagu...

Friday Club | Don't Touch The Towel

25 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It's Friday down the club, talking the cyclist, never invite her in for a brew, clean-up techniques , and more phones in the river .  Exclusive De...

Jermaine Pennant | Liverpool players arrested ahead of Champions League semi-finals

21 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Jermaine Pennant is with us for this weeks episode, talking the his rise through the ranks at Notts County, a tipsy debut at Arsenal, a missing porsch...

Friday Club | God Bless Shirley

18 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It's Friday down the club, coming at you once again from across the globe, talking the drunkest man in Dubai, three's company, Australian fruit, and B...

Adam Virgo | Debagging

14 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Adam Virgo is with us this week talking through the madness of Brighton’s dressing room, car sharing with Roy Keane, fallouts with Gordon Strachan, ...

Friday Club | Dirty Sheds & Dinner Ladies

11 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It's Friday down the club, coming at you from across the globe, talking dinner lady fetishes, glitter balls, lollypops, Parky's brogue and if you've a...

Alan Stubbs | If I Wasn't a Footballer I'd Be Dead

07 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Alan Stubbs is with us for this week's episode, talking through his time at Bolton, Celtic, Everton, Sunderland and his time as manager at Hibs. Inclu...

Friday Club | The Dog House

04 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It's a freaky Friday down the club, and all the oddballs have turned out, including Dog man, an adult baby, wanking taxi drivers and a surprise in the...

Steve Bracknall | Grassroots Messiah

31 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Royal Oak assistant manager and grass roots legend Steve Bracknall is with us this week talking everything football from the Sheffield Imperial to the...