Steve Foster | Homeless, Drunk & Player Of The Season
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What crazy anecdotes open the episode and set the tone?
Ladon.
Rakastu aina uudelleen. Maistuu aina kuin italialaisessa ravintolassa. Pizaristorante. No niin, löytyykö sieltä listaltä mielestä? Joo, mattaisin Felix majoneisia ja ketsupia. Loista valinta. Ai oli kurkkumaisia. Ai, ai oli. Ja tulisko siihen kylkeä vielä jotain? No, vaikkapa Tomma Hoppiivi. Hienoa. Eli Felix, ai oli majoneisia ketsupitaivillä. Pääosassa VeLIX. Följks, föliks, föks, herkku ja ruoka.
1, 2, 3. 4. 5.
Ota lähitapiolon henkivakuutus ja lepät rauhassa. Henkivakuutuksen myöntää lähitapiolla keskinäinen henkivakuutusyhtiö. Lähitapiolla samalla puolella.
Just like that, episode four. I'm gonna say this is my favourite episode thus far.
Of the series or ever?
Of the series.
This is outrageous. It's like a an old school one, innit?
It's classic. Don't wanna say it. It's a classic episode. I I was gonna say this is classic under the kosh.
Should we just go classic kosh?
Yeah, sure, good. Is that alright?
Yeah, I think it used the same as classic under the cost. No, it's just a bit drawn out, isn't it?
How this man was a footballer?
I'll never know. Snap. Unbeliev I thought I were half half half bad, but fuck me drunk.
But I played with him at Doncaster and I was of the same opinion. But on a Saturday You want 'em in the trench in the trenches, will ya? Put it that way, uh. It
sounds like you want them in the on the trenches out off the pitch at all? Sending
to bloody Falklands.
But I think it would be a classic. If you've not if you don't follow the teams or you don't not follow the League One, League Two, people might go, Ooh. They'll be them. But like when we put the questions out and people go, Ooh. Mm-hmm. But some of the best stories
Come from the moose. Played over six hundred and fifty games. That's
no mean feat that by the way. I know. No mean feat whatsoever. Mr Stephen Foster.
Yes. You got me caught me before my finger then. Can we say just say thank you very quickly to Batano before we get Mr. Foster in? Mm-hmm.
I'll tell you what as well, it's like he's oblivious to what actually went off in it. And how surprised people will be. He'll be like
What they're on about?
I've just I've just been got up on a Saturday,
played, scored some goals.
I just went out five times a week, got up Saturday, sound. You think he could have been unbelievable?
I don't know 'cause I Yeah. It's a tough one. Mm. Because that I think sometimes that suit would have that he'd just turn up
Yeah. Got on a bit.
Very good player.
Didn't actually say thank you then. Thank you, Batardo, for sponsoring this entire series. Sent us to the World Cup. They've been unbelievable. Unbelievable offer for the for the um followers of Under the Cosh. So thank you.
And if you're thinking o who's this, just give it a whirl. Honestly, you'll not be disappointed, I can promise you.
You got this far, might as well go the old log anymore.
So get him in. Stay just at the bar.
Fuzzy! Fat. I believe you want to right some wrongs. Yeah. N uh Ricky Ravenhill did we have on? Telling a few tales about you. Harmless. It's harmless. Stretch the
truth. Yeah, yeah. Oh, dude it was when when we went away to Maggers, wasn't it? So he says that I got there, uh, I got to the coach, I was in my suit and I stayed in my coat uh in my suit for four days. That wasn't quite true. Um I did I did take a bag with me or someone took the bag for me. I did turn up about ten o'clock, slightly like
Wish for work.
Yeah, yeah. Um Is
this
after winning the league? Sorry, just
and I I can't remember much. Did we did we fly on the 'cause we had the open top Wind to the
thing, yeah. We had the open top, it was on the Sunday and then we went on the Monday. So I was in a I woke up in a hotel like in the foyer about nine o'clock in the morning and we were flying at ten o'clock, so I thought I had to get myself sorted, got to the ground Got on the plane. Still in my suit. Got to the hotel, And all the lads like w it did me head in, like, to be honest, 'cause all the lads like got there and they went, Right, we're gonna go get changed and I was like, What are you on about? We're straight out, come on and there was a bar across the road, so it was like
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Chapters
6 chapters
1
What crazy anecdotes open the episode and set the tone?
0:00–18:14
2
How does Steve Foster describe his wild night skinny‑dip in Magaluf?
18:14–1:00:17
3
What warning does the podcast give about drug‑driving and why is it important for listeners?
1:00:17–1:17:41
4
How did Steve and his friends end up sneaking into the Real Madrid stadium and what happened there?
1:17:41–1:32:34
5
Why did Steve feel undervalued as a captain and how did contract disputes affect his career?
1:32:34–1:48:15
6
What does Steve consider his greatest achievements and regrets after retiring from professional football?
1:48:15–2:02:43