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What’s the opening banter and intro to Friday Club’s weekend episode?
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Hey hey, it's the Friday club, the weekends here, get in that pub. It's Friday club, bing bang bosh with all of your favorites from under the cross. So if you wanna share a story or reliver for my glory, fatter the weak or clapping them cheeks, maybe you got caught by the mother-in-law having in a wank. It's all here on the Friday club.
There's the live feed from Portugal.
You tell me, is the signal good? You look like one of them foreign agents who's just doing a You're like just telling about his move. Do you know what I feel like? Katie Price's husband. Is she uh is she not getting rid of him or summer? I I've I've lost track, John. I th I feel like we've let a few people down because we haven't updated everybody. But there is a thing. Someone put it in the group earlier that it that she's divorcing him. Yeah. Katie Price divorces Lee Andrews at a finding he had two point two million. Not thirty seven million. No, we had two pound twenty two. All right, so well what's the point in getting divorced then? She's only gonna get she's only gonna get one eleven.
That's a mistake Katie Price made, John. You've got to count them zeros. Yeah. Oh, I read it as two two up two point two two million. Yeah. It's difficult to blag it with two
pounds twenty two in your bank. Like you said, but thing is I don't think I think I don't think two point two million is divorceable. Well, two point two two pound twenty two is like full of shit and that's just you're on your ass. Yeah. You you were just a complete blagger. How's things back home? Have you had a fresh shave, John? You look good. Yeah, too fresh.
What’s the story behind Katie Price’s divorce rumours and the money‑talk joke?
Yeah, too too fresh. Well went to Bandad Butch today, so what you want me do we have a beer? I said, Oh, I'll just take it off and then Took it off with the clippers and then he went with You know them like What office menuals and the when they're late for work on a train? Oh yeah. Yeah, it's gone too much. Like it's like a l it's it's like a little uh Little machine thing that you go out and you just go zzz and it catches all your eyes.
Mm-hmm.
Not well, one of them, so I weren't happy. Can I think he's gone an inch too short? What on top? Yeah. Yeah, but I think with uh It's only a week in it. I mean, does it look bold here? Just looks wispy. Looks there. It looks all wrong. I'm all I'm all easy or then. You know just Just looks
horrendous. I went watching. An Elvis tribute band. On Saturday.
Yeah?
He was good like the the actual Elvis. He's he's got the the full cat suit on, he's got the the hips, the locks. But I was just looking round and there's like women in the fifties and sixties. And the the The the gooey eyes. I'm thinking it's not even him.
Did he have a bit about him himself? Like even though he even though he was a knockoff? I mean he
he had the snake hips. And a bum always looks good in a cat suit, doesn't it? So do you think he could have got legs in air that night then? Oh, they'd have been queuing. Well it got you going and old, didn't it? Job. This podcast is putting a strain on our friendship. Because I'm telling you things in confidence. And say we try we're not talking about it on the podcast and then you're bringing it up.
We're not gonna go into details, but it got you going and then you ended up doing some uh Maybe you shouldn't have. That we'll just leave it at that. I don't think we can leave it at that to be honest. Not when I'm I'm not in the loop. I'll get you the loop when we've finished. But you can't leave the listeners on the knife edge. I mean after cause you're not they're not with my friend anymore. What let me just tell ya let me just tell you it got Chris it got the ball one going as well. And the rose. Right.
Jump. Yeah. My my wife is a respectable member of the community.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What’s the opening banter and intro to Friday Club’s weekend episode?
0:00–2:47
2
What’s the story behind Katie Price’s divorce rumours and the money‑talk joke?
2:47–6:10
3
What updates are shared about the Bible walk and the mysterious “Schroeder’s hemorrhoids”?
6:10–10:32
4
What’s the “bin” submission that the hosts claim is the most passionate ever?
10:32–15:11
5
What personal health update does Matty give about his piles and how does he feel about it?
15:11–20:18
6
What wild personal story does the host recount about a secret encounter with Sarah?
20:18–45:44
7
What forfeit ideas are tossed around for the loser of the podcast challenge?
45:44–57:34
8
What upcoming live shows and listener call‑to‑action are announced at the end?
57:34–1:05:06