Friday Club | I Believe in a Thing Called Love
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What is the Friday Club intro and opening banter about?
Sirkuus Finland vuoden liput myynnissä! Oima miehiä, klobneja, ilmaakropatia, kuoleman pyörä! Mahtava sirkusorkisteri, suomen suurin sirkus elämäys, tuo huippu artisti, tähtikupolin alle. Sirkus Finlandia 50 vuotta. Osta liput Sirkus Finlandia 5.fi.
Hey hey, it's a Friday club, the weekends here, get in that pub. It's Friday club, bing bang, bosh, with all of your favorites from under the custle. If you wanna share a story or reliver for my glory, Futter the weak or clapping them cheeks, maybe you got caught by the mother-in-law having a wank. It's all here on the Friday club!
So you're not a fan? More of free swinging testicles. Oh. Oh yeah, you've just been saying. Yes. No, I'm not a fan. So we obviously down in London for three days, you fetch one pair of pants, you've been out for a run this morning, realize you've no no pants and swinging free. Mm. The boys are not in the barracks? I
think it's 'cause this is gonna sound pretty disgusting, but I do suffer from S B S Sweaty
Ball
syndrome syndrome. And it just gets a bit uncomfortable, at least if I've got boxes on. It doesn't there's no chirfin, there's no
good you know when you regulate and it's hot, do you not get the old chirfage? What on the inside of shorts? Yeah. Oh no. Or like trousers. Jeans? Never chafe. It is good for a little grab of them though. A tickle, all right? Uh yeah, just like somebody appreciates you. Even if it's me. Maybe not as big a tickle as that, but I can see why you do it. Self praise is no praise. So n like do you not feel like free and relaxed? The opposite. See, Matt obviously now mine are getting ri a lot saggier. They do stick to inside of your legs a little bit. That's why you know when you think I'm just playing with Mickey? I'm not peeling. I'm just like But do you not think your balls are getting so much saggier because they are very, very low hangers.
They're low I mean, I've not seen many, but they're the lowest swingers I've ever seen. Yeah, I'd agree. You're like a a camel. You're not tempted to start wearing them. And I think it's because you don't wear 'em. They've no support. Is there a bit of like you can't be asked to put them on? How? Right. It's a bit of a ball ache to get them on and off. So do you know last week when we went camping?
Mm-hmm.
Right, so obviously there's me and and Katie in our bed, Violet's in the roof thing above youngest. You were in the camper van, weren't you? Yeah, youngest. I had to wear shorts to sleep in. Obviously because You don't want to expose yourself to if she gets up in the night, whatever. Yeah. She never she didn't want to see what we've seen. Well, no, obviously not. But uh I I I I didn't feel comfortable asleep in bed with shorts on the side. Yeah, shorts is different. I don't like sleeping in shorts. No. Proper like boxer shorts are all right. But not shorts. Yeah, see how uh no. Well my dad's turned into a proper campavan
wanker. Sport him on the way down here on the train and I may as well have passed the phone to you. You're asking about me that many questions.
How many manner? How many manner? I'll tell you what, Dad, I'll just put you on the phone to him. By the way, tomorrow. I I think I could get in me. Do you think I I could. I think I could get in. Yeah. Luckily, like there's Three uh three of my pals have got camper vans or motor one's got a motor home. So he went on one of 'em went on Friday as we went on the Sat we went on the Saturday. So we set it all up. So he got his van, he got a tent off his van, then he got another tent thing like communal area off that tent. Yeah. So basically we've got a good setup with chairs in the middle. Uh table in the middle. I thought I like this. Yeah. I think if there's a few here I think Nice weather. I don't know if it's a fal yeah, but that's the thing.
Like for me is it a false economy? Because how much is a like decent camper van? Where it's not breaking down and you've got twenty five grand. Twenty five grand and then you've got all the gear. All your own in and all that stuff. I'm not an egg I I I'm just that's roughly what me dad might depend.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What is the Friday Club intro and opening banter about?
0:01–8:57
2
How do the hosts describe their recent camper‑van holiday and camping setup?
8:57–17:31
3
Why did the group argue over the black thong story and what were the reactions?
17:31–24:24
4
What health issue is discussed regarding the friend’s migraines after intimacy?
24:24–33:05
5
How do the hosts feel about participating in Part Run and its competitive aspect?
33:05–42:36
6
What are the pros and cons of sharing Strava activity data and getting kudos?
42:36–51:42
7
Why do the hosts debate the merits of wearing Crocs and their features?
51:42–59:28
8
What final thoughts and upcoming live shows do the hosts share before signing off?
59:28–1:07:05