Friday Club | Standing In The Splash Zone
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What tech platforms are the hosts using for remote recording?
Johnny P coming live in exclusive from the Dominican Republic. You fucking stitched me up again, ain't you? Right. What's Riverside? Right. I come back to my room three hours ago and I downloaded Zoom. Make sure I've got Zoom. Come to get on. We're on Riverside. We've got to shift technology, John. You know, with a few of these coming up, Bet you should have let me know that before, like, five to four. What are you drinking anyway? This is an all-inclusive app. So get one of these, these cups. You get probably double, and they keep it cold. Lager, obviously, you know it's lager. Do they sell them at the hotel? No, Katie bought it on plane. Oh, so you bought your own? Yeah, it's Rhodes Island, Greece. Nowhere near Greece.
But yeah, it's the future.
It's like when Alan Partridge took his own 15-inch plate to the buffet.
Yeah, exactly. And another little act for you. So you can order that. So you've got double your amount. Then you get a normal glass of lager. Get that as well. Every mouthful, chop up. Every mouthful, chop up. Bit Barry. What, taking your own glass? Yeah. No. I would say it's probably the best thing I've ever done. I don't need to go to the bar as much, and it keeps it cold. By the way, I can tell you haven't taken your jabs. I've supposed to take one today, but I've not. I know. Don't blame you either. You're on your honeymoon, John. I know. I'll be honest with you, we're on scales this morning, and I've put £4 on. Have you been bloated yet? No. Afternoon naps? Not once. After lunch? Yeah, we've not been in court apart from Saturday.
We went to Coco Bongo's Saturday.
So basically... How's your moods?
All right. Basically, our latest night so far, apart from Saturday, we went to Coco Bongo's has been ten past nine. Ten past nine is our latest night. So the plan was we're going to Coco Bongo's. We're getting picked up at seven. We're going to be back at, he said, half twelve. I'm furious at that fucker and all because minibus didn't leave till half one. So I was raging at that. Minibus left Coco Bongo's at half one. So got pissed in the morning. Went to bed at two o'clock till five. Got up, went to Coco Bongo's, managed to last the night. Going at three o'clock. What chap do you want? I forgot to fetch it, you know. I could have sold it for you and all. No, it's still for sale, the book, by the way. I do look like that cunt off Benidorm.
You know, the one who works at hairdressers. Have you watched it?
I did see another lookalike. It's the new look, John. Have you seen Graham Hall from Dogs Behaving Very Badly?
Yeah, the one who wears the nickname on there.
Yeah. What a sound.
I've not seen it.
Have you not? It's like when he wears his after-dinner attire as well. He gets the tweed involved in that.
Are you having fun? Yeah, very much so. I need some soda cream. What for?
I need some soda cream.
Bit of chaffage. You've not put that much on. For the thighs? Are your bellies rubbing together? For the one wood. The one wood has been absolutely on fire. Are you on your honeymoon? I know, yeah. I know. I know. They are too, aren't they? You've been to Kendall, haven't you? Yeah, I got back this afternoon. I was ready for an afternoon sleep, but you booked a boat trip tomorrow, so here we are. Attention-seeking Chris we're at, weren't we? Tell you what, I'll wear a Mary Poppins in Qatar. I'll get loads of attention. Yeah, sound. I'll wear a... Little white fucking nightie in Kendall calling. Oh, everybody will see it's Chris Bravo under the couch. If it's a group fancy dress, it's fine, isn't it? Teaming. Yeah.
But yeah, it was a good weekend. It was a good weekend. Fun to be out. I dropped a bit of a... last night last last night in in the uh tent and my mum and dad dropped juno off i've never heard her laugh so much in her life uh she dropped her off on the saturday so we had a saturday sunday this is last we got back about one o'clock all just getting ready and um i can feel the tummy rumbling a bit And it was a silent, just a tsss. I thought it was safe, but then the smell. Have you shit your head? No, but in a confined space, obviously you're in a tent.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What tech platforms are the hosts using for remote recording?
0:00–7:49
2
How did the catfishing email story unfold and what did they learn?
7:49–19:03
3
What went wrong during the camping trip and how did they handle the tent incident?
19:03–26:54
4
How did the group’s double‑date experiment play out and what were the outcomes?
26:54–37:35
5
What are the hosts’ opinions on band and restaurant T‑shirts as fashion statements?
37:35–47:31
6
Is darts a sport or just a social activity, according to the discussion?
47:31–55:54
7
What advice do they give about dating age gaps and expectations?
55:54–1:03:12
8
What are the final takeaways and upcoming plans for the next episode?
1:03:12–1:11:26