Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
This is an iHeart Podcast. Guaranteed human. Hey guys, it's us, the Jonas Brothers. I'm Joe. I'm Kevin. And I'm Nick. And guess what? We created our own podcast called Hey Jonas. We invented a podcast? Well, we didn't invent it. We just contributed to it. We're the first people to do podcasts. We get to ask other people questions because we're sick and tired of being asked questions.
Well, sick and tired is a strong way to put it, but you know. Tired and sick. Tired and sick. Listen to Hey Jonas on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Just listen. We don't care where you hear it.
Another podcast from some SNL late night comedy guy? Not quite. On Humor Me with Robert Smigel and Friends, me and hilarious guests from Jim Gaffigan to Bob Odenkirk to David Letterman help make you funnier. This week, my guests, SNL's Mikey Day and head writer Streeter Seidel help an acapella band with their between songs banter. Who's the worst singer in the group? The worst?
yeah me is there anything to the idea that because you're from harvard uh you only got in because your parents made a huge donation to the group the yard birds right that's the name the harvard yard but they're open do you have a name suggestion we're open since you guys are middle-aged uh one erection
Listen to Humor Me with Robert Smigel and friends on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Humor me. I need some jokes to make me seem funny.
I'm Michelle McPhee, and I've been unraveling the strangest criminal alliance I've ever reported on. A Mormon polygamist and an Armenian businessman.
Multi-million dollar house, Ferraris and Lamborghinis, private jets. A billion dollar fraud.
But how long can this alliance last? Tell me what you know. Is somebody coming after me? Listen to Kingdom of Fraud on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Last night, a blown call changed the game. This morning, the internet lost its mind, and nobody's telling you exactly what happened. That's where Sports Slice comes in. I'm Timbo, and every episode, we're cutting through the noise, breaking down the biggest moments in sports, and giving you the real story behind the headlines. And we're going straight to the source
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Chapter 2: What was Lala's experience with her recent surgery?
You have to go. If I ask more than twice, you're going to get yelly.
Okay. So what I first did is I said, you know what? Mom has been on edge lately. I'm really sorry. When you become a mom, you'll understand this. I gave her a hug and I said, but let me tell you something, Ocean. Do you realize I asked you? A hundred times. And you didn't listen. And did you notice that when I yelled it, you did, you did do it.
How about you listen the first time when I asked nicely, have you, you'll never experience.
Have you seen the just like videos, reels, take talks of like parents and they're like gentle parenting versus like fuck around and find out parenting. Yeah. And like, they'll be like, please take your hand out of the sink. Take your hand out. Man, get your fucking hand out of the sink. And they yank it. Yeah. And it is like the craziest thing. There's multiple.
There was a dude and his son just kept like climbing on the blinds and he just got like halfway up and he goes, you're going to fall. And he goes, get down. And the kid just drops it and just drops straight to his ass and like just scurries away. And it's like, I mean, it is to the point where like, you just have to yell. I'm sorry.
You know what, though?
We all are in this boat.
Ocean.
is to fuck around and find out. No, she is. And here's the thing. She's smart enough because even when she'll come to the back house and press my buttons because she's pressed all of your guys'. So she's like, who else can I come around and fucking fuck around and find out with? Press them. And she'll come and she's so good at just pushing it and pushing it until you have to be stern.
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Chapter 3: How do Lala and Easton handle sibling fights?
Where's my therapist? That's that team. It's across the sideline team. Don't you pull that shit with me. Yes. She's so good at the gaslight.
Sosa is the type where she'll go in ever so delicately and go point it. She'll try to get into the snack area and go, and I'll get, I'll literally say one time. So said, no, you're not having a snack. She sobs her eyes out. Like I have to be so delicate with her.
You got 10 seconds of a quivering lip. And if you don't get there in time, you've lost her.
You've lost her. She is me and I am her.
I know.
What game show would you guys be on if given the opportunity? I don't like games.
I mean, back in the day, put me on Deal or No Deal, baby.
Oh, I love Deal or No Deal.
Yeah. I think as a family, we'd have- Is that the briefcase one? Yeah. Yeah, sick. Pure luck, yeah. Pure luck. Put me on that one. Don't be testing my actual- No talent, no nothing.
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Chapter 4: What are some of Lala's most embarrassing past moments?
I'm pouring two categories. He goes, I didn't know that we had an economy for both.
I didn't know that there was a currency for my mental health, but that's good to know that like, I'm also broke there. Yeah. Hey, it's us, the Jonas Brothers, and guess what? We have some big news. What's the news, Nick? Huge news. We created our own podcast called Hey Jonas. We invented a podcast? Well, we didn't invent it. We just contributed to it. We're the first people to do podcasts.
Yeah, a pretty wide range of podcasts.
We're starting a trend.
But this one's extra special. So how did we actually come up with the name Hey Jonas, guys? I honestly don't remember. I think it was on a call about what we should call it, and... Well, we were thinking of originally calling it one of the early names of our band before Jonas Brothers. This is how you guys remember it going down? Yes. I have a very different memory of this.
We were talking about a thing, a bit for the podcast where people could call in and say, Hey, Jonas. And then I wrote down on my little notepad, Hey, Jonas, and offered it up as a potential title for the podcast. Oh, wow. But thanks for remembering that, guys. Listen to Hey Jonas on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Just listen.
We don't care where you hear it.
Another podcast from some SNL late night comedy guy? Not quite. On Humor Me with Robert Smigel and Friends, me and hilarious guests from Jim Gaffigan to Bob Odenkirk to David Letterman help make you funnier. This week, my guests, SNL's Mikey Day and head writer Streeter Seidel help an acapella band with their between songs banter. Who's the worst singer in the group? The worst?
yeah me is there anything to the idea that because you're from harvard uh you only got in because your parents made a huge donation to the group the yard birds right that's the name the harvard yard but they're open do you have a name suggestion we're open since you guys are middle-aged uh one erection
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Chapter 5: How do Lala and Easton cope with the loss of their father?
Last night, a blown call changed a game. This morning, the internet lost its mind. Highlights are trending, opinions are flying, and nobody's telling you exactly what happened. That's where Sports Slice comes in. I'm Timbo. Every episode, we're cutting through the noise, breaking down the plays, the controversies, and the stories behind the headlines.
We go straight to the source, the athletes themselves, their locker room stories, their reactions, the stuff nobody gets to hear, the laughs, the drama, the triumphs, the moments that never make the highlight reel. From viral moments to historic games, from buzzer beaters to controversial calls, we break it down, give you context, and ask the questions everybody wants answered.
Sports Slice brings you closer to the action with stories told by the people who live them. Listen to Sports Slice on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. And for more, follow Timbo Slice Life 12 and the TikTok Podcast Network on TikTok.
Jacob Kingston grew up in an isolated polygamous sect. We were God's chosen kingdom on earth. He felt destined for greatness. So when a swaggering Armenian businessman catapults Jacob into an extraordinary world, he doesn't look back.
Ferraris and Lamborghinis, private jets. Meeting the president of Turkey.
I'm Michelle McPhee, and this is one of the most shocking criminal conspiracies I've ever come across.
When Jacob met Levant, this went to a billion dollar fraud.
But with two kings from entirely different worlds, just how long can their empire survive?
the largest tax investigation in American history.
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Chapter 6: What advice does Lala give about being a girl mom?
Who is she?
She's just incredible.
Was she a doctor beforehand and has like.
I don't know her exact backstory.
Okay.
Okay.
But I do know that she's well-versed. I think she worked for a plastic surgeon. So she actually goes into the rooms and like watches the surgeries be done and like says, no, we need to like, and she's absolutely stunning. I think I want to go to her. I'm needing like a refresh.
I don't think you need to.
All right, well, just let me do my thing for a sec.
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Chapter 7: How do Lala and Easton navigate friendships in the reality TV world?
How do you know when it's time to say goodbye to your dog? Oh, fuck. That's rough.
Never. Never.
I know. I mean, when I knew it was time to say goodbye to Lily, the girl could not walk. She could not stand up on her own.
When they're defecating on themselves, that's when it's time, I guess.
She couldn't hold her own bodily fluids. It was really fucking bad. We may have held on a bit too long. We did. My poor mother, because Lily could not go up the stairs. Trigger warning. Lily couldn't go up the stairs. So she would sleep in my mom's room. And at this point in time, her body was shutting down. So it was just diarrhea.
And every morning we had to like clean that shit up, take her outside and bathe her because she couldn't go get in a car. It was awful. We held on way too long.
Yeah. Well, we held on until they were... using the restroom on themselves. So you guys can decide, I guess, when your time is right.
Along the lines of death, what is each of your favorite memories with your dad?
Having a glass of wine on the stoop with the old bastard. It's the best.
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Chapter 8: What boundaries do Lala and Easton wish they had set sooner?
From viral moments to historic games, from buzzer beaters to controversial calls, we break it down, give you context, and ask the questions everybody wants answered. Sports Slice brings you closer to the action with stories told by the people who live them. Listen to Sports Slice on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
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Why did we cancel the Lisi and Titi bonus episode? They were fucking fabulous. So, they were fucking fabulous. They were amazing.
Both episodes got complaints, I guess.
Yes, and people... Whomever the people are, the people are just didn't want the fucking headache. So they were like, you please just stop. And I'm like, we just never, I never had that issue on Vanderpump. Cause you know, all of these people that do the, like they're in the comment section, right? They're loud and see all the shit that I'd never see before.
And I just thought it would be fun to like have you guys recap it. I wanted no part of it. You guys were steering that ship.
It was fun. We enjoyed it. And now I don't have to watch it. And guess what?
Other people did too.
Yeah. Well, thank you guys for tuning in, the ones who did.
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