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Untraditionally Lala

I Don't Like Going Back There

17 Jun 2026

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Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?

0.031 - 3.555 Akilah Hughes

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4.517 - 30.672 Hoda Kotb

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30.692 - 34.419 Hoda Kotb

Joy 101 with Hoda Kotb is presented by CVS.

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37.624 - 44.837 Akilah Hughes

There was no anything inside those eyes. They turned black. It scared the hell out of me.

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47.5 - 59.896 Brit Prawat

Evil, wake up. I'm the one that saw the murder take place by Krivak and DePippo. Anthony DePippo showed no signs of remorse, appearing unfazed after being sentenced to the maximum.

60.096 - 61.998 Kat Van Buren

I said I'm not guilty. I'll take it to the grave.

64.181 - 72.732 Mick Hunt

Listen to The Devil's Quarry and the Bone Valley Feed on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

78.938 - 88.849 Teddi Mellencamp

All right, listen up. The Jonas Brothers here. Our podcast is called Hey Jonas. We figure since everyone has a podcast, we want it to as well. And we've had some incredible guests so far. And now our good friend Niall Horan is joining the show.

89.07 - 99.361 Lala Kent

How's it going, boys? Hey, Niall. It's the same thing with Slow Hands. Slow Hands is not about anything else really, is it? You know, our taste so good can't be about food. You do the same, Nick, with some of the stuff that you've done.

Chapter 2: What memories does Lala associate with her trip to Utah?

490.139 - 499.592 Lala Kent

You have regular glass, you have regular grass, and then it's just dead everywhere. Or you get the turf and you're like, what the fuck is that smell?

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499.953 - 515.137 Lala Kent

And by the way, I've had people come, spray it, suck it out. But when you have two ginormous pit bulls who are... It's just... And I've tried to teach them. I'm like, go in this corner. Go in this corner. But these dogs are freaking old. They're like nine and ten.

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515.178 - 515.618 Teddi Mellencamp

Can I be honest?

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Chapter 3: How does Lala feel about returning to Utah?

515.638 - 539.528 Lala Kent

They look at me like, bitch, go wherever the hell I want. Yeah, but I also think... It's the draining system. Well, at some point, I'm going to have... I don't think they properly did it. At some point, I'm going to have someone come because I ripped out half the turf and concreted it. So now it's just turf in the back. At some point...

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539.913 - 562.627 Lala Kent

I'm going to have someone come rip it all up and just start from scratch. It'll be expensive, but it'll be worth it. I think the what's crazy to me, and this is where I really do believe that it is in the front half that the draining is fucked up because if you go into the backyard where the basketball court is, it doesn't smell. Okay. And they use that all the time.

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562.647 - 583.38 Lala Kent

So it's like, I don't know if that's draining. Let me tell you what it is. And I'm not trying to be a dick. You don't, you don't clean it enough. Well, I would have to, I mean, yeah, I, yeah, I know. But like how often is somebody going out and literally vacuuming? And like, guys, when I tell you, you should probably do it once a week. I know. And it's like a six hour ordeal. It's not six hours.

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583.58 - 590.291 Lala Kent

I would get that thing out to properly do it with like the thing, that little vacuum that like spins it.

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590.391 - 590.611 Teddi Mellencamp

Yeah.

590.691 - 594.878 Lala Kent

If I were to do, because there is like the remedy that I would have to do is

594.858 - 619.212 Lala Kent

is like three put downs of vinegar after i put the vinegar down baking soda after the baking soda sits i have to vacuum that baking soda in to every piece of the lawn then after that i have to spray it with the law like the cleaner the odor detergent and then after that i have to re-water it down that's like the whole thing so it's like at one point at some point i do think like

619.377 - 634.395 Lala Kent

I will probably call and have somebody do it professionally. I've had someone come out and do it. Because they have the bigger machines or I just got to go to Home Depot and rent one for a day because like it's only this big and I've got a lot of yards. So it's like I need something bigger, but it is.

634.535 - 644.287 Lala Kent

And then the only thing that really sucks, and I'll be completely honest to you, is to do all of that work. And then when you're done to get a whiff of pee and feel so fucking defeated.

Chapter 4: What unexpected events occurred during Lala's Vegas weekend?

2046.244 - 2055.038 Lala Kent

He's like, it shows that they have a room. And I was like, perfect. I need to book it. And then he goes... Actually, I'm looking now. They're all sold out too.

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Chapter 5: What was Lala's experience at Lisa Vanderpump's hotel opening?

2055.058 - 2082.721 Lala Kent

This is when I went, I don't want Utah and Utah don't want me. This is, they're telling me, we don't want you. Get the fuck out. So I call La Meridian. Which is better than the Grand in my opinion. I just wanted a place that I would feel comfortable in. No one's picking up the phone. So I just roll over there in my electric blue Kia. I pull up, Lisa gets out. She's like, they have a room.

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2082.741 - 2109.713 Lala Kent

I was like, great, book it. We get out. I pay for the room. The Amex does the exact same thing. Comes through pending on my end, says approved on the little thing, but isn't showing on their end. So I put down the other card and it comes through. We go up to the room. I apologize to mom. I'm like, I'm really, really sorry that I freaked out, but I just need to understand-

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2110.604 - 2132.435 Lala Kent

how you thought I would have booked the room. And she's like, Lauren, I don't know. My mind is just, I don't know. I thought I was booking the car and booking the flights. And I thought you were booking the room. When I said, we're staying at Little America, you said, great. And I was like, yes. Because I thought you had booked the room. Why would you top out? You're a two for three.

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2132.535 - 2133.337 Teddi Mellencamp

Let's go three for three.

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2133.397 - 2160.945 Lala Kent

It's fine. It's fine. The beds were great. Lisa slept amazing. We wake up the next morning. We go to Candice's baby shower, which was Parisian themed. My most favorite theme on the planet because you serve me a croissant, meats and cheeses. Cheeses and meats. Are you kidding me? Come on. With an arugula salad. I'm on cloud nine. Ocean had the best time with Sailor. They're the cutest of friends.

2161.165 - 2177.668 Lala Kent

I was so excited because literally today we're going to go to Newport and they're all going to be there as well. But it was just fantastic celebrating the fact that my best friend since kindergarten, I walk into Eastwood Elementary, Mrs. Condie's class, first day of school. Mrs. Condie. I see this...

2178.222 - 2206.094 Lala Kent

cute girl with a blonde bob big old bow in her hair and I remember going home and being like mom there's a girl in school that I really want to have a play date with so my mom calls Kristen Kristen's pregnant with Alec at the time and the families have been best friends ever since I know and it's a shocker that Alec isn't in prison I agree. Alec was wild. Alec Russin, you wild man.

2206.134 - 2208.119 Teddi Mellencamp

He thrives. He's doing everything right.

2208.139 - 2224.27 Lala Kent

He's literally the example I use when people are like, my boy, I just think I'm going to have problems. Let me tell you about this kid, Alec Russin. Let me tell you about Alec Russin. I would have nightmares about this kid, but we're all right now. And that's Kristen's baby. I remember he would be throwing shit at us, chasing us around with weapons.

Chapter 6: How did Lala's chaotic travel plans unfold?

3183.423 - 3213.425 Lala Kent

I saw a reel. that said the Spurs have youthful arrogance because in interviews, Wemby specifically would not give credit to the Knicks. I do not find that to be youthful arrogance. We came to a conclusion about this. Because here's the thing. My point was great. Your point was great. Your point was there's still... This was before the Knicks took it all.

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3214.026 - 3218.639 Lala Kent

Eason was like, you're actively in competition with these people. You have to play them again tomorrow night.

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3218.699 - 3221.507 Teddi Mellencamp

Why am I going to go there? You're not going to give them props. You'll give it when it's over.

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3221.527 - 3241.857 Lala Kent

Yeah, like... No, I'm going to just say no. We had the game. We lost it ourselves. That is where I'm at though. And then at the very end, you go, you know what? We had a lot of chances to put games away. I have to give it to New York that they, you know, kept the foot on the pedal and they came back and it's a deserved win for them. Yes, we could have done it, but you have to give credit to them.

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3242.478 - 3245.803 Lala Kent

They're a younger team. I haven't seen after they lost.

3245.823 - 3246.644 Teddi Mellencamp

I haven't either. I haven't even looked.

3246.664 - 3268.337 Lala Kent

That was only after the 30-point loss. It's not youthful arrogance. And yes, I don't think credit was being given in that moment because they were still actively playing the Knicks. But I also think that the Spurs literally put the game on a silver platter and handed it to the Knicks because they shit the bed in every single second half. Like I will give it to the Knicks.

3268.417 - 3283.032 Lala Kent

You can't give credit where it isn't due. You're welcome for us not being able to keep momentum in the second half ever. This is where you give it to the Knicks. And this is where you can say, I give it to the Knicks for being down as much as they were.

3283.012 - 3302.708 Lala Kent

And yes, the Spurs slowing down, but the fact that the Knicks still came back and had some sort of drive and hope to come back and did, that's still drive by the other team. And I admire that. And they deserve some credit where credit is due. But if San Antonio kept the game up the way they did in the first half, we wouldn't be talking about it. No, we wouldn't. Because let me tell you something.

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