Chapter 1: What are Lala and Ambyr's plans for the BottleRock music festival?
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Chapter 2: How do Lala and Ambyr feel about traveling and packing for the festival?
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Hi, Amber. Hi, Lola. Welcome to an unlikely affair.
Hello everybody, welcome back to another episode of Unlikely Affair. I'm here with my sister. You actually have, your eyebrows look good.
Well, you know I went to Dr. Diamond and he lowered... Oh my gosh. So now they're like more even.
It finally settled in. I love it.
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Chapter 3: What are the highlights and vibes of the Bay Area for Lala and Ambyr?
Yeah. And I also really love my chin. I think I'm going to get that like minimal, minimally invasive facelift. Yeah. I think I'm going to do it. I just don't know when. It's only five days downtime. That's nothing. But the chin was a game changer. I look way less turtley. Still turtley, but like a turtle with a... Chin job.
You are the most beautiful turtle I've ever seen.
I fucking love you. Where are we at?
We're in San Francisco, right? Or is this? Yeah.
I'm not quite sure. I flew into Oakland. Then I drove to Lafayette.
I know.
I'm a little unsure where I am. Bottle Rocks in Napa.
I don't know the Bay Area, but I freaking love it here.
So it's a vibe. It is a vibe. And we've been here the last time we were here in this exact same studio was for the Super Bowl. I like the Bay Area, especially because I love Mac Dre, which we talked about. Whoever lives or grew up in the Bay knows Mac Dre.
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Chapter 4: How do Lala and Ambyr feel about kids attending music festivals?
My high school boyfriend was obsessed with him. So anytime I fly into Oakland, I'm just vibing with a fizzle face on.
Yeah, there's something so like 90s hip hop when I think of the Bay Area.
Yeah. And then my Uber driver, I was like, it's so pretty here. And he goes, oh, it's disgusting. I was like, I live in L.A. And he goes, oh, yeah, it's really nice here.
Oh, my gosh.
You and I were starting to talk about I texted you this morning and then called you. I was like, I'm on my way to the airport and I'm freaking out. I don't know what it is about packing and traveling that gives me the most anxiety. You guys are going to judge me. When someone like a friend is like, we're going for three weeks to Europe. We're going here.
Like most people would be like, oh my God, that sounds fantastic. Oh, you're going to have the best time. I immediately go into that sounds awful. I would never want to do that. Oh my God. How many flights do you have to get on? You have to pack so much. And then people who are like, I'm backpacking through Europe. Oh, take me out. I'm like sheer panic just at the thought of it. How sexy are you?
Yeah.
I just got hot. I keep having hot flashes today. I don't know what's going on.
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Chapter 5: What artists are Lala and Ambyr excited to see at BottleRock?
I like wrote my doctor today. I'm like, hey, do we get my hormones back?
You look fabulous. Really? Oh my God.
Oh my God. That's what happens when you've been hanging out in Livingston and Bozeman, Montana.
Yeah, like your boobs look great. You've got like this... Wow. Okay. Well, you know what?
You actually look like you belong in Montana. I'm getting a little hot now, too. With your cowgirl boots and your little fringe on your jacket. Yeah, it's a vibe.
You're the lipstick lesbian today.
I will always be a lipstick lesbian. Even when I want to be Bush, I'm like, no.
You're just hot. Anyway, the reason I was talking about anxiety is because I told you that with my anxiety, I feel like I could throw up. And you go, really? Mine comes out the other end. I was like, oh, that's interesting. How different... our anxiety manifests and where it decides to come out of. Yeah, 100%.
Well, throwing up for me is like death. I don't know. I don't know.
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Chapter 6: What funny stories do Lala and Ambyr share about their festival experiences?
But for me, it's just my stomach hurts and all. It's like, oh shit, I need to go to the bathroom. I'm anxious.
Once I land and I get situated, all anxiety is gone. It's just the thought of getting somewhere. I know.
It's a mind fuck. I literally, for 48 hours- I am a nutcase. I'm like frantically cleaning my house. Like I have people coming over when I'm the one that's actually being removed and going away.
Like I didn't make my bed when I landed this morning and I'm in full panic because I'm like, I cannot come home to an unmade bed. It's going to make me feel like my life is unmanageable. Is that normal?
I think it's just when you get older, you want things to, you want to come home to a nice place.
house you want a clean house you want i think it's a little deeper than that amber i think because i feel all right all right i think because i feel like i have such a little control in so many areas of my life yes of course i hyper fixate on the tiniest things that i can control
You know, it's so funny you say that because prior to getting sober, my house was always a wreck, like so disorganized. There was stuff everywhere. As soon as I got sober, I'll never forget my best friend was like, sobriety was the best thing that ever happened to you. You're fucking, I could eat off your floors. Yeah.
I literally became so hyper fixated on my house being clean and things being labeled like a psychopath, like queen sheets.
pencils for the kids you know like not like not normal but it's yeah but that's the stuff that gets me off yeah it I feel regulated as a human like I'm like oh gosh I could breathe now everything is like as a place I know where it's at yeah I by the way though that all sounds amazing and it most likely is sobriety but I just think the Virgo in me has always been
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Chapter 7: How do Lala and Ambyr navigate their friendship during the festival?
You know what I do? I pick up Riley from school and she knows on Tuesdays. Well, every other Tuesday she goes, I know. The housekeeper just came. Don't make the house a mess. I was like, yes, you're right. How was school today? Because she knows I've become that a little unhinged about my house being clean. Yeah. Which makes me think I lost a nail. Okay. Cause they were really long. Yeah.
And I forgot to pick it up before I left. So I actually just had a vision of exactly where that nails are done right now. Cause I got them done. Oh, it broke and I didn't have time to vacuum my house. That's disgusting.
And now I'm looping. You have a fucking rogue fingernail at your house. We need to get on a plane right now. Someone locate the fucking nail. Jesus Christ. Okay. Let's talk about bottle rock for a second. Who are we excited to see? Okay. I'm so excited to see... Do we call him Alex? AJ?
AJ.
Chapter 8: What are Lala and Ambyr's final thoughts on their BottleRock experience?
Alexander.
Alexander. from the Backstreet Boys. And let me tell you the funniest story. I was on Watch What Happens Live with Nick Lachey and it was, we had to guess the boy band. Okay? And it was just one part of each of these members of a boy band. And you had to say like, is it Nick Lachey or is it not? Okay? So they show the top of this hat of one of the guys in the boy band. Is it Nick or not?
And I go, that hat is giving like AJ McLean vibes. They cut to the picture. It's fucking AJ. No. And Andy goes, are you sleeping with him? And I was like, are you stalking him? But how wild because his episode aired literally like the next day on the podcast. I'm like, what are the chances that I would guess that that hat belonged to AJ?
Wow.
I know. I know my boy.
You do. He wears a lot of hats.
I love a hat.
Yeah.
So that's who I'm most excited for. Tonight, I think the main, what is, do they do like main stage here? Headliners. The headliner. Friday, we missed it. Lorde, Teddy Swims, and Lil Wayne were last night. Today is Foo Fighters, LCD Sound System, and Zedd. Busta Rhymes is today though. He'll be good. I want to see Busta. DJ Pauly fucking D. Oh my God. We're going to have the best day of our lives.
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