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Upstairs Neighbors

Two Hockey Fans Talk About Hockey & 1D in Japan

21 Jan 2026

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Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?

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All the things you said, all the things you said.

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20.937 - 30.498 Maya Umemoto Gorman

Running through my head, running through my head. Guys, we're back, okay? We never left for y'all, but, like, we sure did leave for us. Can we say it?

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We left for us. We were actually on a three-week hiatus, which is why when everyone started yeet y'all. Literally blowing us up, bro. Literally blowing us up, being like, yeet y'all, have you seen Heated Rivalry? We'll have you.

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Chapter 2: How did the hosts become interested in sports again?

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We'll have you.

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43.497 - 50.968 Maya Umemoto Gorman

Have you. Because, yes, we were late. Because, mind you, by the time we watched it, like, literally the finale came out, like, two weeks after. I was like, oh. And it's no shade.

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No, we watched it the week. We watched it live, actually. Oh, did you? We did, because the finale only came out a day later.

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I watched it when it was all done. Because I don't play that next week shit. Oh, well, as soon as people started talking about a cottage, I was like... Well, mind you, I had no idea what the hell everyone was talking about until I posted that I was watching Heated Rivalry and then everybody was like, see you at the cottage.

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Also, can I say something to Gen Z, which is like, guys, we need to get our like vocabulary together because the way y'all were talking about this damn show in my DMs and Gen Z slang, I thought somebody was going to die. Like everybody was in my DMs like episode five, you're going to fucking kill yourself, bro. Like you're literally. And then it was just like peace and love.

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And it was literally the sweetest thing I've ever seen.

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Spoiler alert, kind of.

Chapter 3: What are the highlights of the show 'Heated Rivalry'?

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Oh, honestly.

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Spoilers. But like if you haven't seen it, I don't fucking know.

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I don't know why you fucking dragging your feet type shit.

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I don't know.

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And we also have Hunter Scott with us.

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Right. And like, can you guess who's who? Can you guess who's who?

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No. Can you guess what character each person relates to the most?

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Well, I'm sorry. Like, I'm an Ilya ass bitch.

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No.

Chapter 4: What is the significance of Ilya's character in the show?

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Ilya's nonchalant.

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Okay, well then let's switch outfits. No, Shane was literally... Oh, y'all know what had me fucked up? I'm fucked up? No, I'm fucking real. You want to know how me so fucked up, like literally sleep fucked up, vibe fucked up. See, and this is what I'm talking about, that Gen Z bullshit, because then you're going to be like, and they hugged.

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It's like, God, we be talking about shit like it's a catastrophe. Yes. Well, what? Well, because mind you, eight year long situationship, catastrophe.

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And the way that I did it, because, okay, also, and also... Let me, before we even go forward, let me clarify what I meant by nonchalant, okay? Can I be honest? Can I say something? More what I mean is I feel like Ilya has a sparkle. Like he's the cunty one. No.

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Yeah. Well, okay.

Chapter 5: How do the hosts relate to the characters in 'Heated Rivalry'?

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Sure. Maybe he has that little like, you know, I don't like that Rizzler shit. I don't like that fucking. I do fuck with a Rizzler. I don't like when someone comes up to me and they're like.

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I do fuck with that. I do fuck with that. Within the context of like, I do. Like if we're talking about like the shy versus not shy, like I'm a go with the not shy.

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I'm a go with shy every time.

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Well, and then that's why we're in these colors. You see.

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That's why I'm roughing my teens.

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Because I'm sorry, Ilya was doing the goddamn tang.

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No, because Shane was literally just there, mute in the corner. I was like, thank God.

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I don't like that. Can I say it?

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I love that shit.

Chapter 6: What are the cultural references made during the episode?

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No, I'm loving both of them horribly. It's the yin and the yang. It's the yin and the yang. And they go together, like, real bad. But I'm just saying, if I was at the, well, and here it is right here. But I'm like, if I was at the club, like, I would be, like, I'd be falling for that hot cha-cha-cha shit.

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you know and that's why you be like hey mute no i'm like why i'm like what is what's so what's so what's there to be quiet about in that beautiful mind in that beautiful mind i'm like what's there to be mute about like well there's a lot to be mute about but sorry what you were gonna say what i was gonna say the shit that literally had my vibe fucked up sleep fucked up like rem like if i had an aura ring shit would have been on one

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like it would have been like sleep not good um was when they were in the midst of their bullshit like like which time right well it was really in the in the thick of it and they had a quick ass link like literally which one i don't know they fought because they were all they were all quick i think but this link specifically shane went into the elevator and was like we didn't even kiss

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And I don't remember that, and now I have to watch it back. It's for science.

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When I tell you that part, like, oh, we fucked, didn't even kiss.

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No, it don't be like that. Well, it'd be like that, I'm sure.

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Well, in the secrets of it all. But when I tell you that part actually had me like,

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go ahead and get the fucking straight jacket out in the padded room like real bad because i was actually yeah and it's like my thing though is like not to literally be like tati westbrook like he was fucking sucking dick and cock at my birthday party but like genuinely oh uh-oh oh great oh great

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but like no shade when i was the whole series but like specifically like me feeling my bang sweat i'm like oh like my bang about to be my bang about to be wavy it's okay no i was watching that shit feeling like tati westbrook because here's the real tea like here's my tea and like not to sound like moderate as fuck but that shit like that's cone you know what i'm saying like when i watched it i was literally like

Chapter 7: How do the hosts discuss their experiences in Japan?

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Girl, that's come, that's come. No. Like, stop, enough, enough.

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The way if I was in high school or like middle school watch.

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Baby.

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High school, let's focus on high school.

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Baby, baby, they knew. Like literally hashtag God's plan. God's plan.

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They knew goddamn ball because the goddamn way. If I was watching that in high school, A, I would have been two inches away from the screen. No.

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part two i would have literally had the remote in my hand the whole time i could flip it back to disney channel oh i would have literally just died like i'm not even lying i would have just fucking died because i'm like mind you and i already said this on tiktok but like

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We laid this brick like dead ass 20 years ago because I'm like this show, like if it was in genuinely like the 2016 trend, I'm like you bitches don't even know ball. Because if this show came out in 2016 when bitches literally had the master list out, bitch, we were waiting for bitches finals to be done. They literally were like, hey, English ain't my first language. This is my bus down.

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And they literally used to write shit that actually had your toes curling type shit.

Chapter 8: What are the hosts' thoughts on Harry Styles and pop culture?

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Sorry. English isn't my first language. Sorry. And yes, I'm about to go on spring break. Sorry. And those motherfuckers used to be writing with a quill.

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With a quill, mama. And by candlelight. Like you bitches don't even know.

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You bitches don't even know. And so I'm like, no.

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You bitches like, thank you.

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469.125 - 481.637 Maya Umemoto Gorman

No. And if you're your bitches, like, thank you guys so much because I wonder where y'all are at. Like y'all were literally like writing like linguistics type shit. But I'm just like literally watching that had me like. There's not enough just like Wattpad bullshit.

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And also I will say my favorite thing about the series is the fact that like no one dies. No one gets AIDS. No one gets fucking hate crime. No one like no like bad shit happens. And I'm like, let's keep it like that.

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Well, because nobody wants just like romance, Nomo.

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Right.

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That's the real tea. And I've been done saying this. Like y'all can literally like rewind the tape. I've said this like five times. Why aren't we just doing romance? Yeah. Why aren't we just like two bitches fall in love? Fuck it. Fuck it. Y'all remember? Fuck it. Like all these other like bitches.

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