Two Hockey Fans Talk About Hockey & 1D in Japan

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What is the main topic discussed in this episode?

Unknown 0:18
All the things you said, all the things you said.
Maya Umemoto Gorman 0:20
Running through my head, running through my head. Guys, we're back, okay? We never left for y'all, but, like, we sure did leave for us. Can we say it?
Unknown 0:30
We left for us. We were actually on a three-week hiatus, which is why when everyone started yeet y'all. Literally blowing us up, bro. Literally blowing us up, being like, yeet y'all, have you seen Heated Rivalry? We'll have you.

How did the hosts become interested in sports again?

Unknown 0:42
We'll have you.
Maya Umemoto Gorman 0:43
Have you. Because, yes, we were late. Because, mind you, by the time we watched it, like, literally the finale came out, like, two weeks after. I was like, oh. And it's no shade.
Right.
Unknown 0:51
No, we watched it the week. We watched it live, actually. Oh, did you? We did, because the finale only came out a day later.
Maya Umemoto Gorman 1:00
I watched it when it was all done. Because I don't play that next week shit. Oh, well, as soon as people started talking about a cottage, I was like... Well, mind you, I had no idea what the hell everyone was talking about until I posted that I was watching Heated Rivalry and then everybody was like, see you at the cottage. Also, can I say something to Gen Z, which is like, guys, we need to get our like vocabulary together because the way y'all were talking about this damn show in my DMs and Gen Z slang, I thought somebody was going to die. Like everybody was in my DMs like episode five, you're going to fucking kill yourself, bro. Like you're literally. And then it was just like peace and love.
Unknown 1:37
And it was literally the sweetest thing I've ever seen.
Maya Umemoto Gorman 1:39
Spoiler alert, kind of.

What are the highlights of the show 'Heated Rivalry'?

Unknown 1:40
Oh, honestly.
Maya Umemoto Gorman 1:41
Spoilers. But like if you haven't seen it, I don't fucking know.
Unknown 1:45
I don't know why you fucking dragging your feet type shit.
Maya Umemoto Gorman 1:47
I don't know.
Unknown 1:47
And we also have Hunter Scott with us.
Maya Umemoto Gorman 1:54
Right. And like, can you guess who's who? Can you guess who's who?
Unknown 1:58
No. Can you guess what character each person relates to the most?
Maya Umemoto Gorman 2:04
Well, I'm sorry. Like, I'm an Ilya ass bitch.
Unknown 2:07
No.
Maya Umemoto Gorman 2:07
In the sense that, like, I'm sorry. I can't do that nonchalant shit. It's out.
Unknown 2:12
Shane's not nonchalant.
Maya Umemoto Gorman 2:13
He's kind of like nonchalant.
Unknown 2:15
Ilya's nonchalant.

What is the significance of Ilya's character in the show?

Maya Umemoto Gorman 2:16
Ilya's nonchalant.
Unknown 2:17
Okay, well then let's switch outfits. No, Shane was literally... Oh, y'all know what had me fucked up? I'm fucked up? No, I'm fucking real. You want to know how me so fucked up, like literally sleep fucked up, vibe fucked up. See, and this is what I'm talking about, that Gen Z bullshit, because then you're going to be like, and they hugged. It's like, God, we be talking about shit like it's a catastrophe. Yes. Well, what? Well, because mind you, eight year long situationship, catastrophe.
Maya Umemoto Gorman 2:46
And the way that I did it, because, okay, also, and also... Let me, before we even go forward, let me clarify what I meant by nonchalant, okay? Can I be honest? Can I say something? More what I mean is I feel like Ilya has a sparkle. Like he's the cunty one. No.
Unknown 3:01
Yeah. Well, okay.

How do the hosts relate to the characters in 'Heated Rivalry'?

Unknown 3:03
Sure. Maybe he has that little like, you know, I don't like that Rizzler shit. I don't like that fucking. I do fuck with a Rizzler. I don't like when someone comes up to me and they're like.
Maya Umemoto Gorman 3:13
I do fuck with that. I do fuck with that. Within the context of like, I do. Like if we're talking about like the shy versus not shy, like I'm a go with the not shy.
Unknown 3:22
I'm a go with shy every time.
Maya Umemoto Gorman 3:23
Well, and then that's why we're in these colors. You see.
Unknown 3:27
That's why I'm roughing my teens.
Maya Umemoto Gorman 3:27
Because I'm sorry, Ilya was doing the goddamn tang.
Unknown 3:29
No, because Shane was literally just there, mute in the corner. I was like, thank God.
Maya Umemoto Gorman 3:32
I don't like that. Can I say it?
Unknown 3:37
I love that shit.
Maya Umemoto Gorman 3:38
I mean, loving both, like, hey.

What are the cultural references made during the episode?

Maya Umemoto Gorman 3:39
No, I'm loving both of them horribly. It's the yin and the yang. It's the yin and the yang. And they go together, like, real bad. But I'm just saying, if I was at the, well, and here it is right here. But I'm like, if I was at the club, like, I would be, like, I'd be falling for that hot cha-cha-cha shit.
Unknown 3:52
you know and that's why you be like hey mute no i'm like why i'm like what is what's so what's so what's there to be quiet about in that beautiful mind in that beautiful mind i'm like what's there to be mute about like well there's a lot to be mute about but sorry what you were gonna say what i was gonna say the shit that literally had my vibe fucked up sleep fucked up like rem like if i had an aura ring shit would have been on one

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