Episode #311 - They Made a Booktok Theme Park

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Why do the hosts think loincloths could replace underwear?

Kurtis Conner 0:00
what's up everybody welcome back to the very really good podcast with kurt and jake and jake welcome back everybody Yeah, we're doing a little remote episode. I am out of town, so no studio today, but I hope she's doing all right. Yeah,
Jacob Sharpe 0:30
she's all right. I left my rings there, all my jewelry, because I took them off so I'm not clicking and clacking on the microphone. You left all
Kurtis Conner 0:40
the,
Jacob Sharpe 0:41
I left them right. You know, the little corner right beside the TV.
Kurtis Conner 0:45
Wait, this is really actually left them there. I left them all there. This isn't
Jacob Sharpe 0:48
a bit, this is, I'm being honest with you. I'm like, if you could come back, that'd be great. So you can unlock
Kurtis Conner 0:52
the studio. I got to get
Jacob Sharpe 0:53
my rings.
Kurtis Conner 0:54
Yeah. That's okay. I didn't get your key yet. So that's, that's an issue.
Jacob Sharpe 0:59
Yeah, and I've just been skulking around. You've been like, kick the door down. Someone let me in. Someone please let me in. My rings are in there. I lost all my rings. I lost my rings. No, I work here. Sonic
Kurtis Conner 1:13
the
Jacob Sharpe 1:14
Hedgehog be like. True, yeah, I lost all my rings. Thousands and thousands of rings. I lost all my rings, man. Sauron be like. I lost all my ring. I lost all my one ring to rule
Kurtis Conner 1:29
them
Jacob Sharpe 1:29
all. I lost all my the one ring to rule
Kurtis Conner 1:32
them
Jacob Sharpe 1:32
all. Smeagol. I kind of could be Smeagol, I think.
Kurtis Conner 1:38
Yeah. And I mean, yeah, you could be. If you like, if you just like, you know, start skulking around to like in a
Jacob Sharpe 1:47
cave or something. yeah if i was like yeah if i lost my fucking marbles and i just lived in a cave yeah if you kind of
Kurtis Conner 1:55
just lost your fucking mind then yeah i guess you kind of could be
Jacob Sharpe 1:59
yeah you and i are kind of like the uh smiegel and uh frodo of the podcast scene of comedy that's true yeah
Kurtis Conner 2:10
i especially when you
Jacob Sharpe 2:11
claim frodo or no Do I claim him? Yeah, do you feel comfortable with being him? You can be another character.
Kurtis Conner 2:18
Isn't that what the one character says anyway about Frodo? What is, I claim him, right? Maybe.
Jacob Sharpe 2:27
I don't know. I should know because I watch them probably once a week. So I should know.
Kurtis Conner 2:31
I'm pretty sure she says that when like the orcs are trying to take Frodo after he got stabbed. And she's like, I claim him or some shit like that. I also could be lying. No, I believe it. It does
Jacob Sharpe 2:41
sound very Lord
Kurtis Conner 2:43
of the Rings. Very Tolkien. But no, I... Yeah, I claim Frodo. Especially when my hair was... I mean, I kind of got Frodo hair coming back a little bit, but...
Jacob Sharpe 2:53
Yeah, I think so.

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Kurtis Conner 2:54
Yeah. When it was
Jacob Sharpe 2:55
like
Kurtis Conner 2:55
fucking like real... Yeah, when I had the long sideburns. That was Frodo. Yeah. You got to get that back. Next Halloween, we could do that.
Jacob Sharpe 3:05
Okay.
Kurtis Conner 3:06
I'm down.
Jacob Sharpe 3:06
That'd be fun. Do a little freaky... I'll wear nothing, I guess. I'll wear nothing at all. Maybe wear a loincloth, I guess.
Kurtis Conner 3:16
Yeah, so
Jacob Sharpe 3:18
he's kind of Tarzan-coated a little bit. A little
Kurtis Conner 3:21
bit. Just a loin. Dude, how funny would it be if... Like, we got to bring back loincloths.
Jacob Sharpe 3:30
Like, instead of underwear. Because they do a great job in movies and cartoons of not having something slip. Yeah. But Lord knows that if there's just a piece of fabric in front of it, it's slipping. Oh, your dick and balls are flailing all over the place. When I manspread on the subway?
Bruno Satin 3:52
Mm-hmm.
Jacob Sharpe 3:53
When I obviously, when I let it fly on the subway.
Kurtis Conner 3:57
Yeah, when I take up four seats with my wide, wide legs. Yes, exactly. Of course you can see my, and I'm wearing just a little. Well, I mean, you could even just wear a loincloth under your regular pants. That could replace underwear.
Jacob Sharpe 4:13
That's super funny. Yeah, just to, because then what is it really doing? Nothing at all. There's just
Kurtis Conner 4:19
more fabric. Nothing at all. It's basically like going commando. So then your pants just stink. Yeah, but they already do anyway. Yeah, that's true. Yeah, you got shit pants. It'd be so funny if you're in the change room for school, for gym class or something, and then your buddy's wearing a loincloth.
Jacob Sharpe 4:42
A piece of fabric and then an old rope holding
Kurtis Conner 4:47
it all
Jacob Sharpe 4:47
together.
Kurtis Conner 4:49
Yo, fucking Tyler was wearing a loincloth today, dude. Shut up, dude. It's laundry
Jacob Sharpe 4:54
day. When your loincloth is whale-tailing, it's peeking out the back.
Kurtis Conner 4:59
Oh my
Jacob Sharpe 4:59
God, he's got a wedgie with his loin. dude it's shut up his laundry day this is all i had all my good stuff's in the it's in the it's in the dryer um i shit i shit my loincloth which you wouldn't be able to do just go right through yeah because it's well is there any butt is it like a

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