Episode #311 - They Made a Booktok Theme Park
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Why do the hosts think loincloths could replace underwear?
what's up everybody welcome back to the very really good podcast with kurt and jake and jake welcome back everybody Yeah, we're doing a little remote episode. I am out of town, so no studio today, but I hope she's doing all right. Yeah,
she's all right. I left my rings there, all my jewelry, because I took them off so I'm not clicking and clacking on the microphone. You left all
the,
I left them right. You know, the little corner right beside the TV.
Wait, this is really actually left them there. I left them all there. This isn't
a bit, this is, I'm being honest with you. I'm like, if you could come back, that'd be great. So you can unlock
the studio. I got to get
my rings.
Yeah. That's okay. I didn't get your key yet. So that's, that's an issue.
Yeah, and I've just been skulking around. You've been like, kick the door down. Someone let me in. Someone please let me in. My rings are in there. I lost all my rings. I lost my rings. No, I work here. Sonic
the
Hedgehog be like. True, yeah, I lost all my rings. Thousands and thousands of rings. I lost all my rings, man. Sauron be like. I lost all my ring. I lost all my one ring to rule
them
all. I lost all my the one ring to rule
them
all. Smeagol. I kind of could be Smeagol, I think.
Yeah. And I mean, yeah, you could be. If you like, if you just like, you know, start skulking around to like in a
cave or something. yeah if i was like yeah if i lost my fucking marbles and i just lived in a cave yeah if you kind of
just lost your fucking mind then yeah i guess you kind of could be
yeah you and i are kind of like the uh smiegel and uh frodo of the podcast scene of comedy that's true yeah
i especially when you
claim frodo or no Do I claim him? Yeah, do you feel comfortable with being him? You can be another character.
Isn't that what the one character says anyway about Frodo? What is, I claim him, right? Maybe.
I don't know. I should know because I watch them probably once a week. So I should know.
I'm pretty sure she says that when like the orcs are trying to take Frodo after he got stabbed. And she's like, I claim him or some shit like that. I also could be lying. No, I believe it. It does
sound very Lord
of the Rings. Very Tolkien. But no, I... Yeah, I claim Frodo. Especially when my hair was... I mean, I kind of got Frodo hair coming back a little bit, but...
Yeah, I think so.
Do aliens exist, and what message did a channeler share from them?
Yeah. When it was
like
fucking like real... Yeah, when I had the long sideburns. That was Frodo. Yeah. You got to get that back. Next Halloween, we could do that.
Okay.
I'm down.
That'd be fun. Do a little freaky... I'll wear nothing, I guess. I'll wear nothing at all. Maybe wear a loincloth, I guess.
Yeah, so
he's kind of Tarzan-coated a little bit. A little
bit. Just a loin. Dude, how funny would it be if... Like, we got to bring back loincloths.
Like, instead of underwear. Because they do a great job in movies and cartoons of not having something slip. Yeah. But Lord knows that if there's just a piece of fabric in front of it, it's slipping. Oh, your dick and balls are flailing all over the place. When I manspread on the subway?
Mm-hmm.
When I obviously, when I let it fly on the subway.
Yeah, when I take up four seats with my wide, wide legs. Yes, exactly. Of course you can see my, and I'm wearing just a little. Well, I mean, you could even just wear a loincloth under your regular pants. That could replace underwear.
That's super funny. Yeah, just to, because then what is it really doing? Nothing at all. There's just
more fabric. Nothing at all. It's basically like going commando. So then your pants just stink. Yeah, but they already do anyway. Yeah, that's true. Yeah, you got shit pants. It'd be so funny if you're in the change room for school, for gym class or something, and then your buddy's wearing a loincloth.
A piece of fabric and then an old rope holding
it all
together.
Yo, fucking Tyler was wearing a loincloth today, dude. Shut up, dude. It's laundry
day. When your loincloth is whale-tailing, it's peeking out the back.
Oh my
God, he's got a wedgie with his loin. dude it's shut up his laundry day this is all i had all my good stuff's in the it's in the it's in the dryer um i shit i shit my loincloth which you wouldn't be able to do just go right through yeah because it's well is there any butt is it like a
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
Why do the hosts think loincloths could replace underwear?
0:00–2:54
2
Do aliens exist, and what message did a channeler share from them?
2:54–20:06
3
Is it gayer to be the top or the bottom in a sexual relationship?
20:06–26:18
4
Why are the hosts praising Macklemore and criticizing Ed Sheeran?
26:18–28:47
5
Is Brandon Sanderson’s Mistborn trilogy worth reading?
28:47–30:38
6
How has BookTok changed the popularity of romance and smut books?
30:38–34:58
7
What happens at the BookTok dark romance Halloween theme park?
34:58–46:34
8
Should SeaWorld become a BookTok-themed amusement park instead?
46:34–50:32