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What nostalgic shows from our childhood are we discussing?
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Well, welcome back to the podcast, everybody. Welcome back to Very Really Good. This is episode 309. And contrary to what it looks like on screen, Jacob is wearing pants.
I don't want to hear anything in the comments about Jacob looks like he's not wearing pants. He
is wearing shorts. I'm
wearing little shorts. I'm wearing tiny little... I'll stand up. Yeah, reveal, short reveal. Short reveal. Short
reveal. You
can't even... In the frame, it looks like there's just pants. Look out. Look at these little shorts,
huh? Yeah, they're shorts.
Short reveal.
We don't want to see any comments about why is Jacob naked?
Why is Jacob Winnie the Pooh-ing it? That'd be a power move. Winnie the
Pooh-cast. Yeah, there you go. I would listen to a podcast if Pooh and his friends had one.
Oh, bother.
Yeah, I can't do an
impression of any of them. What did you do
this
week, Curtis?
I had honey. Oh,
I love honey.
It's that
for an
hour,
basically.
Oh, I love honey. And Eeyore is just a fucking bummer the whole time. He was always my favorite. Pooh or Piglet. Actually, no, Tigger as well. Tigger was cool. Okay, I wasn't a huge watcher of Winnie the Pooh. Was Tigger like a newer addition to the squad? I think Tigger's OG. He's always been in the
squad. I was a big... Pooh's Grand Adventure is one of like... That was, like, my favorite movie as a kid.
Who's Grand Adventure? That was me this morning.
Okay, very
good. On the
toilet. Yes, absolutely. Okay. And that's what he does. He shits. It's a shitting bear.
That's why he has no pants on, because he's shitting so much. Yeah, exactly. He's going to poo his pants. He's going to take them off and on all the time? No. He
can't just eat honey all the time and not shit like crazy. Yeah, that's not a lot of fiber in his diarrhea. Yeah, that's his name, Winnie the Pooh, right? Yeah. So... We need the shit. We need the shit.
Well, they
had to make it
kid-friendly,
right? But yeah, I loved
it. I always thought Tigger was more of like a green ranger, like he showed up later
on. Oh, okay, yeah, he was the new addition.
Yeah, but I guess I'm
wrong. I think you're thinking of, I think the Heffalump. What the fuck is
that?
It's an elephant, but it's the Heffalump.
He's like one of the main squad?
He joins, I mean, like, I think Roo... And his
mom, they joined later on.
Oh, they're a late addition.
I think they're a late addition. I can't remember. Yeah, they seem like they would be.
Even the... I know there's an owl, but I think that the owl could either... I don't think he's main cast. But then... Yeah, the heffalump, I'm pretty sure. Because there's a movie where they're scared of the heffalump. Oh,
okay.
And then they realize it's just a sweet little elephant.
Just
a sweet elephant,
yeah.
But, you know. That's a nice lesson. Yeah. Never be scared of elephants ever. No. Even
if
they're charging at you full speed and are, like, humongous and...
Which animal‑themed TV shows do we consider our favorites?
They're just cute. They're just cute.
They're
just fucking
cute,
man.
They're just cute. That's like hippos, too. Don't be scared of hippos.
Don't
believe what they tell you. Those big square teeth, they can't do nothing
to you. The only thing I've seen them eat is watermelons, so as long as you're not a watermelon, you're
fine.
You're
telling me moo-dang. That's what we're talking about today is moo-dang. It's the perfect transition. I just found out about moo-dang.
Yeah, moo-dang is hanging out with Harambe. I found out about Harambe last week. Which is tragic. What happened to Harambe? Oh, my God. Don't tell me. Mudang shot. Mudang shot Harambe in a zoo gang war.
And Harambe, funny enough, everyone thought that that... Remember that monkey that was abandoned?
Oh, the Ikea
monkey? No, no, the one that like...
Oh,
Punch. Punch, yeah. Punch. Punch is... Punch punched Harambe. Harambe to death. And now, but that was his parent. Everyone
was like, oh, he got abandoned. Harambe the gorilla had a baby monkey. Mudang
killed Harambe and now Punch is growing
up as a
monkey orphan.
That's fucked up. That's disgusting. It's not funny. It's not funny at all. And I wouldn't
laugh about it. Winnie the Pooh dang.
Winnie the Pooh dang. Dang. Dang. Anyways,
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Chapters
6 chapters
1
What nostalgic shows from our childhood are we discussing?
0:00–3:15
2
Which animal‑themed TV shows do we consider our favorites?
3:15–9:00
3
What is Kurtis' new movie pitch idea?
9:00–14:51
4
What happened with the passenger duct‑taped on a plane?
14:51–38:03
5
What advice are we sharing with listeners?
38:03–1:07:19
6
Is swallowing cum considered vegan?
1:07:19–1:13:16