Confronting My Best Friend

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What triggered the biggest betrayal between David and Ilya?

David Dobrik 0:08
What's up, guys? Welcome back to Views. We are here with Nat, Jason, and Ilya. What up? I don't know. Well, you haven't listened to our last podcast. It just went out. But we talk about you a lot in it.
Unknown 0:20
Wow.
David Dobrik 0:20
About what you did. Do you remember what you did?
Unknown 0:23
No. What did I
David Dobrik 0:23
do? You broke that ass. I don't know. Did I? Ilya, I want to hear exactly your plan to make it up for me. And
Unknown 0:33
to
David Dobrik 0:33
salvage this friendship. Genuinely. Genuinely. Because if I did something like
Unknown 0:36
that to
David Dobrik 0:36
you.
Unknown 0:37
I would understand. I told you.
David Dobrik 0:38
Just to catch up the listeners. Ilya broke a dead ass. He said he was going to come with me to London. And then he said, dude, my business is doing so well right now. I don't care about my friends or the word
Unknown 0:46
that
David Dobrik 0:46
we've had for the last
Jason Nash 0:47
15 years. Did not
David Dobrik 0:47
say that. That's what he said. And then not only that, but then four days later, Natalie dead ass me to go to a party. And then she broke that dead ass because you broke a dead ass. So Natalie was like, well, because if Ilya can do it, why can't I? And then I was like, because you can. And then she's like, because I'm a woman. And I'm like, that has nothing to do with it, but yes. No, but seriously.
Jason Nash 1:08
And then because of that, I took the Ferrari out because I figured fucking nothing matters anymore.
David Dobrik 1:16
And ran over two
Jason Nash 1:17
people. I hit two people, and now I'm on the run from the cops. So you see what you started, the chain reaction?
David Dobrik 1:23
Wait, but genuinely, you don't feel disgusted? In yourself? No.
Unknown 1:29
Like literally not even for like a second. Yes! Old Elliot would be mad. Right, and I'm growing up. We don't use those words around me. No, I mean, listen. We don't use growing up here. What I did was wrong, and I admitted that, and I'm down to make it up. So I don't know how you want me to make it up.
David Dobrik 1:49
I couldn't even imagine a way that you would make it up.
Unknown 1:53
I mean, it's not really that deep. Dude, you're an asshole. I'm serious. It's not. I'll make it up in a
David Dobrik 1:59
way
Unknown 2:00
that's
David Dobrik 2:00
equivalent
Unknown 2:01
or better than going to London. You're
David Dobrik 2:02
losing everything that's whimsical about you. Whimsical? Yeah, genuinely.
Unknown 2:06
If we were in the
David Dobrik 2:07
movie Willy Wonka and I was Willy Wonka, you would not get the Chocolate Factory
Unknown 2:11
because I would
David Dobrik 2:12
feel that I've lost all excitement
Unknown 2:14
in you. Look, you don't understand it. You know what you are? You're like one
David Dobrik 2:17
of those suits in those movies that just comes and tears down beautiful parks and forests
Jason Nash 2:23
just to
David Dobrik 2:23
build a highway. The
Jason Nash 2:24
corporation, man. And you're the little guy. You're the little guy fighting for everybody out there. He's the big bad corporation. We need a
David Dobrik 2:32
highway so we can get to my office quicker.
Jason Nash 2:35
Have
David Dobrik 2:35
you seen Hoppers?
Natalie 2:36
No.
David Dobrik 2:37
Yeah. Of course. The movie? Yeah.
Natalie 2:39
Yeah, with the animals.
David Dobrik 2:40
They're trying to build a highway near the dam or over the dam.
Natalie 2:42
Yeah.
David Dobrik 2:43
Wait, you've seen Hoppers? Yeah. Actually, that's the one movie I agreed with the guy in the suit. Mabel, I just watched it yesterday. That's why it's really fresh.
Bruno Satin 2:51
But
David Dobrik 2:51
Mabel, the girl in it, is trying to stop this highway from being built. And she just has no consequences for all her actions and basically lights the whole city on fire. And then the guy forgives her. I think it's crazy. It's the one time I've had the suits guy. I don't know. I'm getting a little sidetracked.
Jason Nash 3:11
So you're on my side. So yeah. You also hate nature. I think we should all grow up and stop using the word that ass. What if you go on a trip with David? No, stop it. Would that make it up? I'm trying to make it up here.
David Dobrik 3:20
It's not just... A trip is what was promised.
Jason Nash 3:23
Why doesn't he go then? I
David Dobrik 3:24
told you. I said finger in my ass. You
Jason Nash 3:27
want
Unknown 3:27
me
David Dobrik 3:27
to point my finger
Unknown 3:28
in your ass?
David Dobrik 3:28
Well, I said...
Jason Nash 3:29
I actually checked with HR on that. And? And that's not going to fly.
David Dobrik 3:33
Really?
Jason Nash 3:33
Yeah. I
David Dobrik 3:34
said it has to be something like culty for you to make it up. Like a finger... You and Natalie have to come into a dark moment with candles lit and put fingers in my ass. You have to say, I'm so sorry for what I did.
Jason Nash 3:47
I
David Dobrik 3:47
can do that right now.
Jason Nash 3:48
You have to speak in Latin. I
David Dobrik 3:49
don't think you're down for it. Then I'm like not
Jason Nash 3:52
speaking Latin. You want
David Dobrik 4:00
me
Unknown 4:01
to
David Dobrik 4:01
be
Unknown 4:01
against it
David Dobrik 4:01
and then you'll be good. All jokes aside, how do you... How
Unknown 4:06
do
David Dobrik 4:06
you think we should move on? Do you genuinely think I should just forget this and just

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