The End of Deadass
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What’s happening at the start of the episode and why is the mic unplugged?
What's up, guys? We're back to views. I fucking hate it. I'm so mad. Fuck you, Jay. Don't look at me. And you know, I don't want to give you a hard time because I know your fucking age. My
time? She knocked her mic out. What? I fucking was here at fucking one o'clock to do the pod. And we were supposed to do it yesterday. And I fucking sat here all
day. And what did I do? Before I yell at you, let me just tell people what's going on. We recorded the pod. A banger, by the way.
Banger, yeah.
Had everything. Straight banger. Can you hear me? And even no high school talk. So it was all fresh. Yeah, no high school. I didn't even touch it once. And now here we go. Now that I brought up high school, I'm going to have to tell you about my friend. No, no, please. No, please. No, no, no. Save
the audience. All right. Well, anyway. Natalie's mic was unplugged. Make sure your mic. Nat talk.
I'm here.
Oh, my God.
Okay, that's much better. So Natalie's mic was unplugged, which normally you'd probably be a good thing. I was enjoying the edit, actually. To not hear her was probably
like, yeah, it's probably good for the listeners.
Do
you ever hear the Tenacious D song, greatest song in the world? No. It's a song that they wrote, they forgot. And they're like, it wasn't this song, but it was almost as good as
this song. Oh, wow. It's fucking so funny. Well, now we can definitely say that our last podcast was the best podcast we've ever had. Yeah. Jason had the idea of trying to record Natalie's parts all over again. He's like some fucking James Cameron, incredible editor, producer. He was just going to sit here in the movie room with Natalie and be like, okay, now act shocked. And I was like, Jay, we're going to have to redo the pod, bro. You're not just going to fucking put her back into the pod like that. God damn it. It's my fault. It's my fault. It's my fault. Why is
it your
fault? Well, I should have someone here that knows how to operate the equipment. It's not fair to give the equipment to the oldest guy in the room. I get it done every week. I'm not even saying that in a backhanded way. I can't wear the
headphones, man, because my hearing's already going.
Yeah, see, I don't know why you have the headphones turned all the way up. That's my question. Oh, you can
turn it down?
Yeah, why don't you turn the volume of the headphones down so they're not screaming at you? Oh,
that's much better.
There we go.
But I
can't
really hear myself because my
hearing's
kind of dead. Okay, that's fine. Just stop fucking touching the equipment. Please, for the love of God, your big fucking claw. Why
am I
getting the blame? She knocked her
mic out.
I tested everything. I
don't know if my mic was ever in, Jay.
No, Nat, you too, because what you'll do is you'll grab your fucking fat phone to order some food during the fucking podcast, and then we're screwed. Okay, we'll try to hit the topics that we hit before. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's start with the first one, the most important. This is where all shit got fucking crazy, right? The first episode, the last episode, the best episode that you guys missed. Natalie, well, let me start with Ilya. Ilya broke his dead ass this week.
What?
Dun, dun,
dun. Okay, don't pretend like we haven't talked about this, okay? We've already covered this. And fuck you, because right after, Natalie broke dead ass. Right. Now, dead ass hasn't been broken in this friend group in like eight, nine years. So this is a huge fucking deal. Jason doesn't understand why it's a big deal. I don't really get it. You guys are 30.
But like, you know how like in a movie, like in an olden day movie.
First of all, you have no room to defend the word dead ass because you fucking broke it.
I abide by it.
Ilya broke it by not going to London. Yeah. He promised me he'd go to London with me because I did a favor for him. So he's like, I got you dead ass. I'll go to London. He called me a couple of days ago. He's like, I can't go on that trip with you in a week. So now I have to cancel it. And what did you
say? What did you say to him?
You said
dead ass.
I had no energy to like argue with him.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What’s happening at the start of the episode and why is the mic unplugged?
0:08–6:25
2
Why do the hosts argue about the meaning and rules of the word “dead‑ass”?
6:25–12:35
3
How did David get invited to the Tesla Roadster reveal in Waco, Texas?
12:35–19:21
4
What’s the story behind the Armenian wedding and why was it so memorable?
19:21–25:37
5
How do the hosts explain the Chernobyl disaster and its long‑term effects?
25:37–32:21
6
What insights do they share about the 9‑11 documentary and its impact on viewers?
32:21–38:18
7
What is “Nash Quest” and why do the hosts think it could be a hit?
38:18–40:53
8
How do the hosts wrap up the episode and tease the next vlog?
40:53–41:33