David's Birthday Gone Haywire
episodePreviously titled “David's Birthday Gone Hawire” — renamed by the publisher on Aug 4, 2026
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How did David describe waking up on his 30th birthday and mood dynamics with friends?
What's up, guys? Welcome back to Views. We are back with another podcast. This time I'm 30. Ew. Shut up. And in a mood. I'm not in a mood. No, I'm not. Natalie thinks I'm in a mood when I'm in a good mood.
There's no shot you're in a good mood right now.
Deadass, I woke up in a great mood. Natalie gave me the side-eye look. She didn't give you a side-eye. She literally said it out loud. She's like, it's going to be a fun one today. Well, I saw the eyes. It's not a side-eye. What's going on? Nothing. I'm literally not in a mood. I woke up in an incredible mood. Oh, good. That's the worst is when you're in a good mood and everyone's saying you're in a bad mood. Me and Natalie do that all the time. It's the same thing.
It's just the thing we do.
No, it's not a thing we do. This isn't just me and you, Natalie. I do this with a lot of people. It's like Ilya. It's like me and Ilya. If he's in a good mood, I can't be in a good mood. Oh, yeah. Do you know what I mean?
What's that?
What? What is that?
You're crazy, bro.
You've never noticed that? How many times does Ilya want to go out and I don't want to go out? It's like we want the other person. I don't know what it is.
He came down the stairs today. This is David in a good mood. He came down the stairs today and threw socks at my head. I was afraid. He didn't say hi.
Is that not actually good mood? If I was in a good mood, I would just come down and sit quietly. I threw socks at her. I used energy to interact with her.
And use her head as a... There's a sock. Yeah, yeah. Use her head as a target.
And then I went to go dap up Taylor. Like, genuinely, how could I not be in a morbid mood?
Nat gets socks thrown at her head. Taylor gets a dap.
I know.
That's... Why don't you do that? Why don't you reverse it?
Well, first of all, the sock missed because it wasn't like... Throw the socks at Brooke. There wasn't enough cloth in it so it couldn't fly fast enough.
Why don't you speak with Brooke and say, from now on, we're going to give Natalie a break this week. I'll be throwing socks at your head.
I mean, Brooke is so much more chill than Natalie. Natalie just misreads me every time. Every time I'm in a good mood, she thinks I'm in a bad mood. And then that puts me in a bad mood. She doesn't put me in a bad mood because she's putting it on me. I get upset that I'm friends with someone so stupid that can't read a person's mood. That's when I get upset.
But don't you think that she's got years of experience on you and she's probably tried every method?
No, she doesn't. She doesn't.
She does have years.
Years of experience, Jay, when it comes to people's mood, doesn't matter. Because still, Natalie has how many years of experience with herself? Almost 30 years? Yeah. But still has to go on walks when she gets the mildest inconvenience in her life. That is a woman with no experience. I see. Do you see that? So it doesn't really matter. It doesn't matter how many years she's been around. She still gets upset and has to go cool off in the woods.
And what are some of the things that you've learned as a way to deal with David? What are your best – like if you had to leave – You never – Let's say you're leaving tomorrow and there was a new person coming in. What would you tell them?
Oh, God.
Good luck, girl.
Send a prayer, yeah. No, I just – like when he's in a mood like this, you just don't engage. You disengage. I see.
What's a mood like this?
where you're just like in a good mood you're gonna describe in a good you just can't where you're like combative like everything is like you're gonna make everything whether you're having fun with it whatever honestly that pisses me off more if you're like exactly you see that but that's not hasn't happened today but i understand that when that does happen it's happening right now i threw a sock well now now it's happening yeah
Okay, if I'm in a bad mood, do I come down and throw a sock at you? I don't even look at you. No. Yeah.
You didn't look at me.
I did.
I aimed and I missed. You haven't thrown socks at me in years. Yeah. Yeah, so you must not like me at all.
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Chapters
6 chapters
1
How did David describe waking up on his 30th birthday and mood dynamics with friends?
0:07–5:44
2
What examples do they give of playful house antics and throwing socks?
5:44–8:08
3
How does David reflect on turning 30 and what movies influenced his thinking?
8:08–17:09
4
What went wrong at David’s 30th birthday party and how did the power/generator fail?
17:09–23:12
5
Which artists showed up and how did Snoop Dogg and Sammy Adams handle the canceled performance?
23:12–36:52
6
What drama unfolded around surprising Natalie with a visitor and how did the DM reveal happen?
36:52–48:13