Amber secretly taught my kids to swear!
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Why is Amber going to Dingle for a double hen party?
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I thought it was lovely having you over. She was teaching T a few swear
words. T was so fun no, it wasn't swear words 'cause I was like to him. I was like You going to bed tea, are ya? See you later, T. Oh, bye. See ya later. And then he was doing it to me behind folks back.
Theodore, I can see you doing that. I'm telling your teacher I have this on video.
Wow. Look who has decided to come and rejoin us. Emma. The holiday girl. Uh huh. I th I nearly didn't remember your name. Oh well I'm sorry.
Do a Lipa always on her apologies. Ah life's about holidays. It is about holidays. My life It's short of holidays now.
Listen. I'm going on Holybops again tomorrow. Where are you off to?
You never stop.
I'm going to d Pffff. I'm going to Dingle tomorrow for a double hen. Dangleberry. Fifty gays. I'd say about ten people. We've got some straits in there just for balance, you know, sprinkling of ga uh straights amongst the gays, the gaggle of gays. And I am very excited. And
they're not just any gay. They're s they are party gays. They know how to party. Well. I'm so
glad I'm not going because I I made the executive decision to move my accommodation.
I would be sucked in like
A Dyson Hoover. I was saying to I was trying to say to a guy I work with today, he's going on. I was just like, Who do you think's gonna go mad? Come on, let's have a little vote. I just I can send me the list. I think it might be me. I was like, I think so too.
No, but if I was going to that like and they're the most fun gays, like I would there wouldn't be a wink of sleep. I'd be having the time of my That's why I'm
thrilled. I'm on my own the first night and then the second night mission a tape. No, 'cause we'll start early 'cause we're flying and then I'm driving and we're going to Starting early doesn't matter ever. Let's be honest. It doesn't it doesn't. Well anyway, then we're going to the Dingle distillery 'cause they kindly invited us. So we're going for a little tour and then we're gonna dump the bags and go for a boozy lunch. And
that's
it.
That's not it. There's there's a full on itinerary. It's okay. There is.
There's the first night, there's a Kaylee and there's also qu uh bingo. I was gonna say quiz, I was like, oh Jesus. And then the second day you get up and you have oysters and some tinnies and you go on a little boat cruise. So fancy but also humble.
But mixed with tinnies.
And then um So then on the
Saturday
She's over
I was embarrassed of my bins when you came over.
Isaac, what's the story of all the bins out the back?
No, I'm not that's not why I was embarrassed. I was embarrassed because when they made their way to the front to get collected by the big men, it was just all these Mm-hmm. It looks like I wasn't coping.
I wasn't I wasn't drinking those cans on my own. I couldn't believe they were all gone on the Saturday drying cans. Who had all my Sprite and absolute? Sickened I was Didn't get w a sniff of one of bloody them, and they're absolutely delicious. So and then on the Saturday night, um I think Adam Sherry's gonna be doing some cocktails or something for us, and then there's a disco tech. Should be a bit of gents till dawn, I'd say, for some. Not for me.
Okay, I am just I can't bloody wait to hear about her whinging about needing
a nap. I have to have a nap. I won't be having a nap, I'll just go to bed early. You won't though. I've got earplugs and an eye mask. I'm gonna bring some cutesy little pajamas. I'm probably gonna bring long sleeve pajamas because you know, season, we're autumn no. And then uh
Jesus Christ, I'm glad she cleared that up 'cause for a second I thought she was gonna bring her summer pajamas in my own. I haven't
switched my pajamas out yet, but I haven't packed. That's why I'm like, I can't have a drink. I'm excited, so I want to have a drink, but I have to go get my nails done. And actually, I was just saying to the girls, not on my right hand, but on my left hand. I tried to paint my own nails last week and they all came off within about forty eight hours. So on my left nails, all of them have a semicircle.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
Why is Amber going to Dingle for a double hen party?
0:02–8:29
2
Does Remy have jaundice, and what happened at the BMW PGA?
8:29–14:47
3
Why was Amber rollerblading in Battersea Park, and how did her day of piggery end?
14:47–19:42
4
What embarrassing moments and personal habits do Vogue and Amber reveal?
19:42–25:47
5
What does Sandra say about her daughters’ teenage years and bad language?
25:47–29:04
6
Was a Ryanair passenger really sucked out of a plane?
29:04–31:13
7
Should you tell your family about a secret you find in old photos?
31:13–33:30
8
Is it rude to bring iced coffee to a job interview or skip a social commitment?
33:30–40:31