BONUS: Brits Gossip & Cocaine Prawns
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This is a Global Player original podcast. Like, really? Really? Is that happening? What? Seriously? Fucking ASMR gone wrong. It took four seconds. I just, I just texted him and I said, well, you record and I'm going to do something to it. I'm going to see how long it takes you to say something. I hadn't even done the second sip. But it's like, like I'm on the phone with Leah and she's clapping. I was like, no, no, no. And it's like, I'm in her shopping bag. And then she starts singing. I was like, can you hear your voice when you sing? Like, do you know how bad you are at singing? Yeah. Did you ever see Ant and Dec? Did you ever see Ant and Dec when they did it? And Ant was stirring the tea for ages and whacking the mug.
And Dec just sat there, but he sat there for absolutely ages and he didn't say anything. You, you little bitch, said something after one second. I'm highly sensitive. For someone that's hard of hearing, I am highly sensitive to it. Hello and welcome to the bonus episode of Vogue and Amber the podcast. We have to, and I know you're not going to like this Amber because you like saving stuff. We've got to talk about the Brits. No! No, by the time it goes out, the next ep, it will be over and the Brits are done. We're not talking about it. The Brits are happening. I don't have anything else to talk about then. Let's talk about the Brits, baby. Let's talk about you and me. Let's talk about me and you at the Brits.
Oh my God, maybe I will win a Brit award one year. Well, Amber nearly won an award that night. Oh, here we go. She won an award for the drunkest girl at the table. Ah, listen. At our table. Come on, you were the drunkest at our table. I don't know if I was. I think there was another strong contender at the table. Did your bum touch ground... Oh, the sloth dropping happened. Oh, sorry. What do we call it? We can't call it sloth dropping. What can we call it? Amber, you have to call it falling. You fell. You didn't sloth drop. You fell. I tripped over that skirt. It was very long. And it's actually, it was very clean. Straight on our hole. Oh God, we actually, first of all, Manchester, 10 out of 10. What a place. Manchester's sick.
I wish we'd been there for longer. I shouldn't, we shouldn't have gone home so early. There is a kebab shop right opposite the hotel entrance. Devastated. And it was a lovely hotel, the Voko Hotel. And then, Imo, we were literally, I mean, less, I'd say a minute and a half from Canal Street. Wow. where queers folk remember these you shoot all the queers yeah on GAY but obviously the homophobe on the pod wouldn't go near We had simply... She was looking for her hetero fucking march. It's an amazing show to go to though. It's like Jack Whitehall is such a... Like he just nails it. He's really funny. Sorry, his mother is hilarious. Oh, Hilary Whitehall. She is. But you know what I was saying about her?
What happened at The Brits and who did the girls spot?
I was texting someone. I was texting my manager about her and I was saying she's a 10 out of 10 person. She has time for everybody. Even that pleb Amber. She's talking to her braces. LAUGHTER that like Harry Styles opened the show I mean Ray was there Olivia Dean oh my god Rosalia who I listen I will I listen to a lot of grime and a lot of rap that's what I listen to and when I'm feeling anxious Enya I hadn't heard of Rosalia before and oh has she been out of my I know you speak fluent Spanish has she been out of my ears today not once she is so cool and then she went on stage and um And I was like, God, this sounds very Bjork-y, doesn't it? It's very Bjork. And then I'm like looking at the stage and I was like, oh my God, is that Bjork?
And it was Bjork on stage. You actually pronounce it Bjork. Bjork, yeah. Do you like a jalapeno? Jalapenino. No, it was great crack. Very, very well organized. Audi brought us, well Audi, they call it Audi over here. We call it Audi. And like I spends away, he got us his sub three marathon. He did it in the end. He was in Japan. And so I'd been with the kids like very full on kind of week and I I knew I was driving up to Manchester and when I got into that car, Jesus, sweet Jesus, I was just like, it's a four hour drive and I wish I could have like done a round trip and just gone back and forth because I was just sitting there.
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