Ranking YOUR Baby Name Suggestions
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What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
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We were very well behaved.
Well, you know you weren't, folk.
Excuse me? And the woman turns around and goes, I can understand what you're saying. Is she a lesbian or not a lesbian? Jazz? I think that's mid. mid because you just, you have to be worried about the jizz. You can't do a birthday month in your 40s. Like, come on. She was performing in Malta, crowd surfed as normal. But when it was time for her to go back to stage, they refused and left her on top of the crowd. I have to say, looking forward to going back to work. Hello and welcome to Amber and Vogue, the podcast featuring Emma China. Willkommen, willkommen. And we nearly weren't here on time. Emma has kindly jumped on straight from the shower. I'm surprised she's wearing any clothes. She's actually in the shower.
There she is.
Shh.
I was planning on putting a full face of makeup on, everything like that. And no, I just threw whatever was nearest.
You look good without makeup. I look like dog shite without makeup.
You look like you have no makeup on now though. You look very fresh and nice.
I only have a little un-poco little bit of makeup on, just a tiny bit.
I have my summer holiday skin on, which I'm going to actually bring back. But... The pigmentation is back. It's pretty bad. Spenny has finally noticed. And I know when he notices, it's bad. It's like one part of my face is just completely different to the other. But this is what happens. Are you talking about how you look like what you were saying when we were in Ibiza, that you have a beard? Yeah. But I think that's just because your sun hat only covers the top of your head. It's like golfers and stuff like that. Now, it's pigmentation from pregnancy. It used to just be a tash, which I actually prefer the beard because it extends more and just looks like your face. When it was a tash, it was hard to cover.
What personal updates do Vogue and Amber share at the start of the episode?
But now that it's a beard. But anyway, soon enough, I'll be in there lasering my entire face off. Laser, laser, Botox, Botox. Oh, the hair. Well, you wouldn't get both. I'm like, no, no. If my doctor could come on the day of giving birth, I would fly Katrina, Katrina Ryan over if she would. I might actually get on to her. I'm like, any chance, any chance you're in London? Well, it's our penultimate day here now in Spain. And I was looking at something earlier on about the scale of drought across England. It's no bueno. You've got rivers drying up. You've got so many different pieces of land completely scorched. I just was looking at a cricket pitch there. A cricket. I have a thing about cricket. My kids have the potential to start cricket this year in school.
And I'm like, No, I'm not even going to tell them what it is. Why? Because I don't want to go and stand and watch cricket. I know that sounds terrible. But like, unless they somehow find an interest in cricket on their own, I'm not pushing that. I'm not pushing that. And I'm not pushing like swimming trials and stuff. I am going to start pushing. proper swimming lessons on them because my kids are good swimmers in pools and they can swim the sea if they want but um but yes sat and i went swimming and it was quite wavy and we got knocked over by a wave which is like i mean me and amber used to go in into the sea in portugal when we were younger to like go into a washing machine we would go body surf on the wave emma
You know, and it's like, you're not in trouble. It's not that bad. But you come out with half the beach in your knickers of your bikini. In your gusset. I looked like I had balls walking out of the sea. But T was freaked because I was holding his hand when we went in and he was like, you said you don't hold my hand.
And I lost his hand. I grabbed him straight away when we got up. We were fine. And I'm pregnant getting knocked over and it was totally fine. It wasn't that big a knock. But it just made me think I just want to get him like ultra confident.
If anyone listening actually knows of any really good swimming lessons in London, do let me know about them because I will go there. Do you know what happened as well?
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Chapters
5 chapters
1
What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
0:02–2:08
2
What personal updates do Vogue and Amber share at the start of the episode?
2:08–12:38
3
How do the hosts discuss parenting strategies like swimming lessons and 'yes days'?
12:38–12:52
4
How did Vogue lose her Celine sunglasses and what did she do next?
12:52–16:52
5
Why is Amber looking forward to returning to work and how does she praise single parents?
16:52–43:51