The Swifties are coming for Me
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Why are Vogue and Amber still not speaking after their Friday argument?
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I didn't have the kebab in the pool. There's other people in the pool, unfortunately. So this is what our arguments look like, just in case you were ever wondering. Because Amber and I haven't spoken since Friday. I used to have a dictaphone and I would sing, Alicia Keys, Falling. Remember you said the Taylor Swift, the Swifties are going to come after you? They've been coming after me. I've had to hide some comments. I've had to hide some comments. Yeah. Oh my God, I love Vogue so much. The whole family on a Christmas day out in town. There's my bloody fella with an accordion. The leg chicken up in town. Hello and welcome to Vogue and Amber, the podcast. There's been an update. Am I going to open it now? There's been an update on Bob Marley.
Sideshow Bob. The plant at home. Oh. Oh my God. It looks like, oh no, that looks like a painful death. No, go to the next one. I am reviving him, currently reviving him. It looks like loads of worms. He's coming back to life, slowly but surely. I've turned him around, so I'm thinking after a bit more rain tonight, he will be back to his old self. And I'm telling Naomi she has a time limit as to when she can collect it. Would you not consider keeping him now that he's had that kind of a turnaround? Like, that is unbelievable. I can't tell you the joy it brought me to bring him outside. What? And laid him to rest. And now he's coming back to life. That is unbelievable. Thank you. Yeah. Whoa. Green fingers. Well, there is a lot of rain in Ireland.
We have no rain. We have a hosepipe van flying into London and it is just like scorcherama. Spenny's like, like we're over at our house today and Spenny's asking the builder to, um, to water the trees. And I'm like, you're not allowed to water the trees. Trees will survive. Spencer does not understand trees at all. So we were at the house. I'm like, there's two, They're similar, but like, they're like sisters or eyebrows. They're not exactly the same. They're similar trees. And they're just, they sit in two different spots. And Sven, he's like, can we straighten that tree? And I looked at him and I was like, what do you mean straighten the tree? And he's like, well, can we not just like straighten it up a bit?
Like, and I was like, no, Sven, it's a fully grown tree. He's like, just move it over a bit. And I was like, it has roots. Like, that's not how it works with gardening. God, that's not how nature works. Yeah. Well, Amber, how's your week been? You had a bank holiday Monday. Lovely. Well, came home on Friday and had the day in by the pool. Chef came down and met me and I finally got my kebabs. So I got to have a lamb kebab and a chicken kebab by the pool. Thrilled. Did anyone see you doing that? Did anyone see this?
How did the “Swifties” start targeting Amber and what did she do about it?
Shefky had them with me as well. And then it was so warm, I had to keep getting in and out of the pool. I didn't have the kebab in the pool. There was other people in the pool, unfortunately. I'd be so embarrassed to have a kebab in front of people at the pool. No, these were very good kebabs. And I left Shefky with a lamb one and a chicken one, a half a one each, to go back to Jamie, who she said would be absolutely thrilled with himself. The only thing worse than eating a kebab is eating someone's kebab leftovers. Oh, that's a bad day. I've seen people do that in the morning. Your friend Erling Harland, basically because he's a footballer, he has to eat really healthy and clean.
He's like the only thing that I like eating. Like I love, I just want to sit and have a big kebab.
And I thought, oh, they are the same. That was me that did that interview. Yeah. But basically, I couldn't change my flight. So I tried to see if I could change the car rental. And they said, no, you can't. There's a high demand. And if you do keep it, you'll be subjected to this fine and this extra cost. And I said, you know what? I'm going to live life on the edge. And I did it. And? It was less than what I thought it was going to be, less than 50% than what I thought it was going to be. And then also, but then I think they're kind of a bit all over the place because they sent me a note as well saying there was damage to the left, the left, whatever that, what's that thing on the side?
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
Why are Vogue and Amber still not speaking after their Friday argument?
0:02–3:14
2
How did the “Swifties” start targeting Amber and what did she do about it?
3:14–6:35
3
What’s the story behind reviving the plant “Sideshow Bob” and why does it matter?
6:35–10:03
4
Why did Amber’s teenage boyfriend get caught busking with an accordion on Grafton Street?
10:03–13:20
5
How did Vogue prepare for the Skepta radio appearance – heels, lip‑gloss and leg oil?
13:20–16:19
6
What makes the film *Cape Fear* a strong recommendation for listeners?
16:19–19:27
7
Why is the bridesmaid AITA about a 15‑year friendship versus a 2‑year work colleague so controversial?
19:27–23:10
8
What are the final thoughts on the episode’s ongoing feud and upcoming plans?
23:10–27:09