Things only an Irish Mammy would say to her own Daughter
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I don't know how you drink Fanta Limon. A lot of it has been going down this gullet. I'm too afraid sometimes to be in the sea. Dude, like you're going to the airport now and you don't smell nice. I nearly passed away. Someone either opened their legs or they took their shoes off. It wasn't a shoe smell. It wasn't a shoe smell. Sometimes people do have that. So you think that was a lady? Jesus, folks. what's happened? And I was like, what do you mean? And she goes, you've put on a huge amount of weight. And I said, mum, I've just done my ACL. And she goes, well, that was yesterday.
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Hello and welcome to Vogue and Amber, the podcast. I am bollocks. This is kicking the shit out of me.
It's so hard to do anything.
I forgot an outfit for tonight. I have nothing to wear tonight. I've got tracksuit bottoms and a long-sleeve top to wear tomorrow. I'm dreading putting long-sleeves on.
I have so much clothes back in Spain. Vogue's like... Just wear the same outfit you wore last night. And I was like, people are going to see that. You were making a comment about it. Saying it wasn't car fit ready. It was beach ready.
She can have. I told her that she could have my dress. Another dress. No, I said, I was actually going to give up my outfit for tonight, but I said, Amber, it's not going to be for you because it's like see-through-y. And then I was like, but then he can wear my maternity shorts. Fine, done. I'll be cozy as anything. They're very comfortable. I'm going to keep them for Christmas time. Amber, it's hotter than the sun here. We've come to a beat that we're here for two days and it has been a hoot and a half. But it's hotter than the sun, I'm pretty sure. It's so humid. It's so, so humid. It's hard to breathe.
You can't be out of the water for too long. And by the time you get back out of the water, you're dry within seconds. Not minutes, seconds. And the sea here, it's... Gorgeous.
It's actually quite warm. It's not this warm in Spain. It's not this warm where we're in. In mainland Spain. In Ibiza, I think they're all just pissing in the sea or something because it's very warm. I was certainly adding to it. I'm too afraid sometimes to be in the sea. What, in case something goes up your urethra? Exactly. I'm willing to take the risk, especially in the current state that I'm in. It's bad. We picked a spot to go for a swim yesterday.
Two little fucking sewer rats. It was right beside this big sewer train.
I was like, oh.
I wonder if wee and poo poo come out of there.
It was particularly warm actually in that spot yesterday. Now I'm understanding potentially why. I think we should go to the dog beach. There's a dog beach just over there. And we've only spotted a couple of dogs on the beach. So I think the dog beach, that's where we're going to head after we're having a little massage. But Amber is sitting inside in the gorgeous air con room because I couldn't listen to her fucking moaning about being hot anymore. I was like, I'll take the sauna off the balcony. Hotter than the sun. You volunteered. You went to have a cold shower. You're fine out there. We came to Ibiza. I have made friends with a couple of people that are in the know over here. One As a very close associate to Carl Cox.
And she had put my name on the list and Amber's name on the list. And we were going to go to Carl Cox. And we weren't where we would have been had we bought tickets. We weren't. We were going to be somewhere very special. Behind the stage, I was going to actually get to say hello to Carl Cox. Amber had too many drinks, so I was going to shield her. But alas, we went out. I napped before I only got an hour, an hour. And then we went out for dinner and we watched the match and both Amber and I decided that we were too tired to go to Carl Cox.
It was a joint decision, yeah.
This person has told me of a later date of Kyle Koch. And I've realized, you know what? You're probably too pregnant to go to something like that. I have succumbed to being fine. Fine! I'm pregnant and I can't go. But I'm not happy about it.
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Chapters
5 chapters
1
What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
0:02–4:43
2
How hot and humid is Ibiza compared to mainland Spain and how are they coping?
4:43–7:55
3
What suspicious things did they notice about the beach and sea in Ibiza?
7:55–11:08
4
Why did Vogue & Amber decide not to go to Carl Cox despite having guest list access?
11:08–13:13
5
How did the World Cup final and Trump’s appearance spark debate on social media?
13:13–25:31