We HAVE to talk about the Taylor Swift Lavender Marriage Conspiracy
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What’s the opening banter and who’s in the studio?
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I love a conspiracy theory. You love a conspiracy theory about Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey.
Oh my God, I think Kevin Bridges follows me.
Putting ice on your balls to make super sperm. I heard he was on the jump when I was doing it. I literally remember being like... And then I got on with him like a house on fire from the day that I met him and he was nothing like what I thought he would be like. Still got it. 35, I'll take it. Oh, my back is sore. Oh, my elbow hurts. I feel sick. I wonder where Gigi gets it. Hello and welcome to Vogue and Amber. Le pod. Vogue.
I know, thank you.
I barely have... I'm massive. I barely have a nipple when I'm not pregnant. it's going to take these into some doctor and be like, listen, if I can have these, I'm a look.
You have to get a back brace. Fucking hell. I have never, I am strutting around. I never thought I'd want boobs. And then when you have them, they're a nice thing to have. So booby girls, you're lucky. You're lucky.
I was a mistake. So God didn't know I was coming. So he had already given all the quota away to Amber.
I went to that gorgeous event for Audrey Hamilton on Monday as part of our fashion week. And then I was taking those tipples because obviously I had work on Tuesday and then Leah was back on Tuesday. So I decided because she obviously wanted to have a couple of drinks and I took them. And I'm telling you lads, the only thing yesterday that I struggled with was tiredness because I'd only had six hours sleep. But yeah, a bit of a game changer, I'll be honest with you. It was like those Korean pear drinks as well.
I bought tipple and then I got pregnant. I was raging. So I've never tried them, but I actually bought them and then Amber strutted home with a PR box of tipple. I was like, for fuck's sake.
Thank you, Rob Kenny. I think I actually did a subscription for tipple as well because I was like, I have loads here in my little hoarding spot on the fucking hallway balcony because hallway balcony on the, in the hall upstairs. I'm turning that into a homework area with, um, there's going to be books and everything because there's no way I'll get her to move anything out of the way until I do. I chip away. I chip. Well, folks, there's a baby changing unit there now at the moment. Well, that has to stay there. I have nowhere to put it. That's where it lives now. That's the baby area. That's where the new child is going to live. I'm going to put in some blackout blinds in the hallway there and the baby's going to have to live there.
I tell you what, I had to start opening, you know, the skylight onto the roof. Just for the breeze. It's like a freaking sauna up there. Your room was 38 degrees the other day. I can't go in there in any process. I hit the fucking deck once I make it through the fucking doorway. I was like, 38 degrees. Yeah, and that's where Alza was sleeping there.
We did get our heat pump fixed. Well, not fixed. We had to get it changed. So maybe that is why.
Yeah, I didn't give you the update, actually. I got another bill through. Oh, no. No, it's going to blow your mind. Just tell me what the difference is. Remember from that Christmas where it was our biggest bill? For two months, I think we were using additional electricity. Yeah. Now, Emma, this is gross. This is 2,800 euro. Not 28, 280. Now, for two months, we have the... We have the solar panels and everything's in working order now. But there was an additional electricity usage.
Solar panels are amazing, by the way, just in case anyone didn't know.
They weren't. I don't know what was happening before. But anyway, they're flying it now. And obviously we've got loads of sun. I'll tell you what was happening before. You're living in Ireland and there was no sun. You gobshite. Solar. They only work when there's sun. Yeah, and that's why they're working. I don't know what was wrong with them before. No, it was to do with the stupid heat pumps as well. They were cutting. That's all I heard. And I wasn't using them. I'd just be sitting on the couch. Who was in the house with me?
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Chapters
4 chapters
1
What’s the opening banter and who’s in the studio?
0:02–6:34
2
How are Vogue and Amber preparing for holiday travel and childcare logistics?
6:34–8:35
3
Why are they talking about soaring energy bills and fixing solar panels?
8:35–16:23
4
What pregnancy, airport liquid rules and smoking anecdotes do they share?
16:23–40:52