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#2722 SOUTHERN CHARM S10E09: Best Bee-havior - Live from Denver
Sat, 08 Feb 2025
Craig tries to sell beekeeping on Paige on Southern Charm, but she seems less than enthused. Afterwards, Patricia hosts a men’s dinner where Whitney breaks a chair, Ryan says something, and Austen tries to be sophisticated. Thanks to everyone who came to our Denver show! Next stop, Cincinnati!To listen to our Traitors bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. Tickets for the Mounting Hysteria Tour are now on sale at watchwhatcrappens.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Chapter 1: What happened at the Denver airport?
Yeah. I was like, why do I feel weird? It's because I'm breathing thin air. Thin air don't care. Ozempic air here. I love it. You know, I'm a huge supporter. I forgot this chair sinks, too. I was like, yes, Denver, in your soft seats. We had the best trip here, and we met a hero of Denver, Glinda, the airport lady.
Oh, my God. We had the most fun time in the Denver airport today, which I know is not something people usually say. But we got onto one of the trams to cross state lines, because I'm pretty sure we landed in a different state. I do, too. And we get in and we're just, you know, we're being total like, you know, tourist types. No, Ben is being a dad, okay?
Ben is being Daddy Ben. He's like, hmm, I think this is one of the largest airports in the country. It might be the largest. And I was like, by the way, this is after flying out of Salt Lake City, we passed this tall thing. And he's like, that's too small to be a smokestack.
Yes. I'm Googling it. And it turns out it was a copper smelter. I looked it up. So we board that shuttle thing to get you from Terminal Z to the baggage claim. And we were just talking about big airports. I was like, I think this is actually one of the largest ones in the country. And Ronnie's like, really? Because Ronnie's humoring me, because Ronnie doesn't give a shit.
Yeah, I don't care. But he was like, I think it's the biggest. And I said, it can't be bigger than Dallas, right? You know, because I'm making conversation. So he's like Googling.
And then all of a sudden, it was like, you know in like a children's TV show or something where an owl comes out of the tree and is like, whoa, y'all.
Except in this one, the owl has a mullet.
Yes. Imagine like Melissa McCarthy with a little badge. This lady, she was just like someone who I think just rides the rails. She had a little bandana tied to a stick. She's an airport. I went to the rails, boys. Yeah, she was literally an airport hobo. And she was like.
She just goes back and forth from baggage claim to terminals A, B, and C. She was like, I think she was waiting all day for this conversation.
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Chapter 2: How is Southern Charm depicted in this live show?
Listen, she lives by a code of ethics. And then we went up, we took the elevator up with her, just the three of us. Like literally, like a thousand people got off that thing, didn't even know there was an elevator. So three of us in a private giant elevator. We rose up and then I got to do my favorite thing was walk out of the elevator.
I was like the first people were coming up the escalator and I was like, huh. Oh, did you take three escalators?
And I was like, oh my God, my cheekbones are popping. My hip bones are popping.
Thin air.
She's like, welcome to Denver, bitch. And just like that, she was gone. No, she just disappeared into thin air. She just disappeared. She just disappeared into a hole in the ground. We never saw her again. Last thought, did you guys know there's a gargoyle at baggage claim?
I thought he was being mean. I was at the other baggage claim getting my baggage, and I was like, you just missed the hottest guy. He was like a living tree. He was so big, and he was wearing short shorts. And then Ben was like, oh, I was staring at the gargoyle at Terminal 14. I was like, Jesus Christ, man. You don't have to be hot to live. He goes, no, there's like a literal gargoyle. Yeah.
It's like, who have you become?
I know. I'm like, where is Deb when you need her? Explain the gargoyle. It's Deb. Actually, that's like Deb's quiet form. She transforms back in. Once a day, she's allowed to escape her gargoyle fort and tell people about the elevator. Then she comes back in.
Glinda's like, don't forget about the elevator.
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Chapter 3: What are the highlights of Craig's relationship with Paige?
Rudy Royale Chicken and Cocktails. So say, hey, hey, welcome home, welcome home. I got us some oyster shooters this time. All right, well, I've never had this before.
I appreciate Ronnie's care not to spit on my laptop.
Madison!
Madison! Madison! Madison! You look like you're in a goddamn Hilary Duff music video right now, Madison.
Literal streams of oyster gum.
I know. It was like oysters were coming back. It was like the Matrix. People in that restaurant were doing bullet time as oysters were flying at them.
Disgusting. My God. The oysters deserve more respect.
Also, have we noticed that Austin has been wearing the same shirt for like four episodes now? The polka dot short sleeve shirt. And I say this as someone who wears like the same shirt all week long. But you're on TV, sir.
Yeah, he was still on that Old Navy dot shirt, right?
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Chapter 4: What humorous anecdotes are shared about beekeeping?
Just an abusive parent. By the way, why do I have this weird feeling that, like, next week, Ronnie, you're gonna be like, well, I was thinking about that bee thing, and I was like, you know, bees are so cute, and it is so nice that they give up their lives just to make us honey, so I bought a bee farm I put in my backyard. I know you're totally gonna get a bee farm, Ronnie.
No, but don't put chickens past me, because that did stick with me. I'm like, I'll bet dogs can hug chickens. Because I like those videos where animals from different species hug each other. Like, they're like, the pig, look, it's a pig hugging a parrot. And I'm like, oh my god, what? The dodo, you know, I love them.
You know what I love? Who else loves it when a bird rides on the back of some animal? I do, too. That's just a smart bird. Like, that bird, you know, the bird that lands on the rhinoceros is like, that one got, like, a hummer. Like, that's the equivalent of being like, check out my new Escalade. It's like, that bird is on a rhino. And there's some bird that's on the back of a dog. You're like, oh.
It's got those little stick figure things on the back window of the rhinoceros. It's like, oh, my God, I've got four little tiny birds. They're all in cheer. Don't drive carelessly behind me. Proud of my rhino-riding family.
Wow, we really made that bird suck.
Oh. So Paige is like, that's stupid Craig. The queen bee already has her court. She doesn't need to move. And he's like, is that like her cabinet? Like her team? She's like... Yeah, Craig. Paige is just so beaten down by this point. I was like, how much is she looking at Craig in this episode? Look what she's looking at, out the window.
She's like... She's like... Well, I mean, first of all... It's like suddenly Paige knows sign language.
She's like... H-E...
Craig, I mean, we knew this relationship was over the moment that Craig made her put on an unflattering bee suit on TV. She's like, can I cinch this at all? Can we accessorize this? Now I just have to wear this floppy outfit on TV. Great. It's totally against my brand. I love this. I'm so happy right now. She hated every minute of this.
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Chapter 5: How does the live audience interact with the hosts?
She literally stood there like she'd been slimed. She was like. I'm less afraid of bees than I am bad fashion. You're killing me, one sting at a time. So Rebecca is like, I'm gonna show you everything. Look, it's a secret. Ding, it's an elevator. So Craig's asking Craig questions. He's like, why are the suits white?
And she's like, because dark colors remind bees of predators, like bears, so they're less intimidated by. Now, what bee did you ask?
She doesn't know. She just sees she has an idiot, so she's just going to say anything.
Paige is like, well, maybe someone should tell them that it's after Labor Day, because this is horrifying. I'm rooting for the predators.
Chicken, do you wanna come touch the bee? No, Craig, I wanna go home right now.
So they're looking at the bees, and Paige is like, where's the queen? And she goes, she's in there somewhere. And she's like, see, she's not spending time with any of the men either, and you don't hear her complaining.
So basically, we watch all this beekeeping. Paige is horrifying. And then they sort of settle down. And then Craig is like, this could be like our little sanctuary. Yes, surrounded by a thousand things that will sting you and maybe kill Macaulay Culkin. I know. I know. Think about it. That wasn't me.
I just like it on the record. That was not me.
Guys, it's like the traitors. He didn't actually die.
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