#2722 SOUTHERN CHARM S10E09: Best Bee-havior - Live from Denver
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What happened at the Denver airport?
Yeah. I was like, why do I feel weird? It's because I'm breathing thin air. Thin air don't care. Ozempic air here. I love it. You know, I'm a huge supporter. I forgot this chair sinks, too. I was like, yes, Denver, in your soft seats. We had the best trip here, and we met a hero of Denver, Glinda, the airport lady.
Oh, my God. We had the most fun time in the Denver airport today, which I know is not something people usually say. But we got onto one of the trams to cross state lines, because I'm pretty sure we landed in a different state. I do, too. And we get in and we're just, you know, we're being total like, you know, tourist types. No, Ben is being a dad, okay?
Ben is being Daddy Ben. He's like, hmm, I think this is one of the largest airports in the country. It might be the largest. And I was like, by the way, this is after flying out of Salt Lake City, we passed this tall thing. And he's like, that's too small to be a smokestack.
Yes. I'm Googling it. And it turns out it was a copper smelter. I looked it up. So we board that shuttle thing to get you from Terminal Z to the baggage claim. And we were just talking about big airports. I was like, I think this is actually one of the largest ones in the country. And Ronnie's like, really? Because Ronnie's humoring me, because Ronnie doesn't give a shit.
Yeah, I don't care. But he was like, I think it's the biggest. And I said, it can't be bigger than Dallas, right? You know, because I'm making conversation. So he's like Googling.
And then all of a sudden, it was like, you know in like a children's TV show or something where an owl comes out of the tree and is like, whoa, y'all.
Except in this one, the owl has a mullet.
Yes. Imagine like Melissa McCarthy with a little badge. This lady, she was just like someone who I think just rides the rails. She had a little bandana tied to a stick. She's an airport. I went to the rails, boys. Yeah, she was literally an airport hobo. And she was like. She just goes back and forth from baggage claim to terminals A, B, and C. She was like, I think she was waiting all day for this conversation.
She was waiting for us, yeah.
Because she goes, it's number one.
We're number one. We are.
Yeah. I was like, really? And she's like, uh-huh. I was like, even Atlanta? She goes, Atlanta's the busiest, but we're the biggest.
And then I think I made a face or something. I mean, it's just my face. You know what I mean? And so I think I made a face and she was like, okay, well, not internationally. Not sure about internationally, but nationally. So then we got off and she's like, do not forget to go to the Puppy Bowl. It's a huge thing here.
She pulls out her phone and she goes, Puppy Bowl.
It's upstairs, you gotta go. And we're like, okay. And so we got off with her and she's like, Puppy Bowl, Puppy Bowl, Puppy Bowl, Denver, Puppy Bowl.
And so we got off and she goes, let me show you a secret. It's the elevator.
There's a hidden elevator. It's not hidden.
It's literally an elevator right outside the door.
It was literally like being in Labyrinth when that worm told Jennifer Connelly that there was an entrance in the brick wall.
It wasn't. It was an elevator. And she goes, let me show you a secret. Ding. And Ben was like, oh, my God. No. No. This is a secret. We would have gone all the way up the escalator.
You guys all know about those escalators after the tram. You know, you get off the tram, and then you're with 5,000 people trying to go up an escalator, and it's a nightmare, and you have to go up, like, five different stories. And then this lady, Deb, she just, like, is like, guess what? There's an elevator hidden in plain sight. And I was like...
And she goes, it's a secret, and I guess I made a face. And she goes, well, I don't take it when there's handicapped people.
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Chapters
5 chapters
1
What happened at the Denver airport?
0:57–5:07
2
How is Southern Charm depicted in this live show?
5:07–16:02
3
What are the highlights of Craig's relationship with Paige?
16:02–26:20
4
What humorous anecdotes are shared about beekeeping?
26:20–28:45
5
How does the live audience interact with the hosts?
28:45–1:12:58