#2741 Below Deck Down Under S03E04 Part Two: No Excuses, Brah
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How does the crew handle the absence of Anthony?
so harry goes into vian's cab and he's like so i just asked brianna out on a date and she said yes and they like high five which is funny because vian really vian is being very chill about the fact that he really wants to go after brianna and now his underling has has stolen brianna um as is rightfully it's he is as he has as not do he has It's not a not a proprietary thing, but I'm saying that in other other below decks, people would take the stance of like, she was mine and I'm the boss. She belongs to me first. The picking order, bro. And beyond just like Gary, guess I lost. Yeah.
And not only that, but he also got stuck with Harry in his room. And now the other room is just Johnny. So he could move. He should move back to the other room again.
Yeah, he should. Because now Vian has to just sit here and listen to Harry talk about how Harry kissed the girl that Vian liked. But you know what, though? I think this actually, in an episode where we're talking about testosterone-less blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, I think this actually speaks of big dick energy from Vian. Because he's chill about it. He doesn't unravel.
What are the romantic dynamics on the yacht?
He's not insecure about it. His identity is not wrapped up in being able to get the model on the boat. He's like, fine, great. I missed out.
But he's also, like, wanting to bang everybody on the boat, which is what we find out in his next monologue. He's like, well, I thought I had chemistry with Bree, but, you know, Harry ended that experiment for me. However, I'm still looking for love. You know, Serena's awesome. We're having fun. Like, who doesn't like attention? I love that's such a guy thing. Like, well, he's giving me attention. She's giving me attention, so... I like her. And then they make a little Marina, a little heart with Serena and then Marina, Marina and Serena. Wow. Never really noticed that. So he also likes her cause she's very forward and she can really appreciate a scuba diving trip. So that turns him on. And also how can you not like a Brazilian? I mean, Adair, I mean, she's hot, you know, she's spunky.
She's used to being covered in mud. Who doesn't love that? You know? And Laura, sure, her eyebrows are a little askew, but otherwise she's like a Barbie put together with a potato head. You know, who doesn't want to fuck that? So he's like in love with everybody on the boat, so he doesn't care.
He really is. He's, you know, always looking for open port. Oh, what's that? Is there a lady in there? I hear a lady talking. I know it's not, there's not a lady. Is it your phone?
Oh my God, it's my watch. Shut the fuck up. It was playing a commercial from the writer's panel panel podcast. What a creep that creeped me the hell out. And I looked down and it's only Bueller there. And I was like, finally, Bueller's talking to me. This is the end.
Your TaskRabbit arrived. It's like, surprise. Sorry, my hot brother was ill today. So here I am, a lady who you definitely want to fuck, right?
I'm like, sorry, Ben, but there's somebody standing downstairs holding a boombox up and playing something romantic. Got to go. My TaskRabbit's here.
I would love it if that's how Task Rapids arrived. So now everyone goes to bed and now people wake up. It's the next day. And Zarina is in the kitchen and she drops a giant pan on the floor. And I was like, wow, I'm sure the sound department really appreciated all that in their headphones right now.
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Chapters
6 chapters
1
How does the crew handle the absence of Anthony?
1:02–2:08
2
What are the romantic dynamics on the yacht?
2:08–6:02
3
What challenges does Zarina face in the kitchen?
6:02–9:57
4
How does the crew deal with difficult guests?
9:57–12:45
5
What life advice does Eric give to the crew?
12:45–17:29
6
What discussions arise during the tip meeting?
17:29–47:22