#2761 RHOBH S1415 Part Two: Love Papped
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How does the episode begin and what are the key updates?
Wondery Plus subscribers can listen to Watch What Crappens ad-free right now. Join Wondery Plus in the Wondery app or on Apple Podcasts. Hi everyone, welcome back. This is part two of a two-part recap. If you're wondering where part one was, well go check in the feed and be sure to subscribe so that way you always get your episodes. But enough of that, let's get right back into the episode. So then we go to Drake's Hollywood and it's time for a PK and Dorit. So I don't know much, but I can tell you this much. Drake's had a Groupon this week. Yeah. You know, if you're having a conversation where you're trying to reconcile and move forward with your partner who you're possibly going to divorce, of course, I'm going to go to Drake's, like a sceney nightclub. I don't get this at all. So yeah, it had to be the Groupon. So they sit down, they're talking, and she's like, how are you? She's like, a little weird.
She's like, well, life's weird, isn't it? One moment you're staring down into the dark abyss of the Pringles can. The next moment you're on your own little flat, remembering the days when you had a wife who'd get pied in the face, literally, at a Pantone in Britain. It is a weird life. She's like, well, I mean, it's good. Thankfully, you've leaned in and given me a kiss. And he's like, why wouldn't I, babe? She goes, well, I don't know. He goes, would you like a high five instead? Here you go. Oh, purse is gone. Where'd your purse go? PK and I have been separated for three months, and to that I'd like to say... And then she says, what I thought was going to be an amicable separation turned into three months of the worst kind of rollercoaster I could have imagined. Which I would love to imagine the worst rollercoaster that Dorit has imagined. What shape it would take.
So we see a montage of it all going sour and everything over the past few months. I would imagine it would be much scarier actually waking up under the airbag that is PK. You know, it's like you're waking up every morning like you've been in a crash. You know, at least a roller coaster you can feel free. It's just all a matter of perspective.
What is happening with PK and Dorit's relationship?
Yeah. So server comes over and PK wants a mocktail. Do you have a phony Negroni? The server's like, I don't know what that is, but I can make that up. It is a phony Negroni after all. Phony Negroni. So we see flashbacks of all their problems and Dorit being upset and telling Kathy that PK is not, in fact, a good father. And she's like, well, I have no idea what to expect tonight, but I'll tell you what I do expect. Two-for-one calamuris! But I feel like my eyes are wide open for the first time in a very long time. All right, babe. So you went to the ophthalmologist today and got dilated. Congratulations. I've been telling you to do that for a while. I don't want to get cataracts. I don't want to misinterpret what you mean by your eyes are wide open. So can you elaborate? Well, I mean, the last few months, something shifted in you.
Yeah, well, I finally had that bowel movement. You eat so many Pringles that eventually things get clogged up down there. Turns out all I needed was a bit of magnesium, babe, right? Now, look, first things start to go wrong when we spoke about the apartment, when I said I'm taking the apartment. You know, one of the significant issues in our marriage where you control issue, you know, there was with me, you know, we're separated and then you're dictating where I'm going to live. I mean, that's, you know, that's in the backdrop of me knowing you're in our house and I'm taking this really small apartment. Funnily enough, the house isn't being paid for and the apartment is. I mean, how fair is that? How fair is that? And I love PK acting like, oh, wow, poor me. I have to be in this tiny little apartment while you raise our children.
And I don't even fucking call them or pay for the house that you're living in, which you're about to be fucking booted out of in a couple of months due to nonpayment. Have fun with that. Poor PK.
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Chapters
7 chapters
1
How does the episode begin and what are the key updates?
0:00–2:28
2
What is happening with PK and Dorit's relationship?
2:28–8:12
3
What does Kyle think about Mauricio's recent behavior?
8:12–12:29
4
How does the dinner with Keely and Lael unfold?
12:29–16:04
5
What are Kyle's feelings towards the paparazzi photos?
16:04–21:42
6
What are the dynamics as Kyle and Mauricio discuss their situation?
21:42–29:20
7
How are the Housewives preparing for the St. Lucia trip?
29:20–42:08