Chapter 1: What distractions does Jess face during the episode?
Hello and welcome to Watch What Crappens, a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to talk about. I'm Ben Mandelker and joining me today is the one and only the wonderful and beautiful and fantastic and special Ronnie Karam. Oh, hello, Banoons. How you doing today? I am doing just great.
We have so much to get into over the course of the next few days on this podcast because today we're doing Below Deck. We've got some McBee Dynasty coming up. We are going to be on our Patreon, patreon.com slash watch for crap ends. Big bonus episode action is going to be happening because we will be doing our recap take on...
the love island reunion which was quite quite exciting and uh we got hold on it was quite long and crackers if i have to hear stand on business one more time and guess what none of them did stand on business My God, you bunch of wussy ass. I can't wait to talk about that today. Here's what 95% of that reunion was. It was Huda saying, Oh my God. I mean, like, I fucking love, I fucking love her.
Chapter 2: How does Rainbeau react to the crew's behavior?
I fucking love her. And I'm so proud of what you're doing. And like, I fucking love you. And like, I thought about it a lot and I was fucking angry, but like, I fucking love you now, man. I fucking love you, bro. And I'm just like, so proud of you, bro. I'm just so proud of you. I fucking love you, bro.
who does i have to say what a sicko that woman is like really because there were there were so many moments of the season where you cheer for her you know because like she's getting better or then now she's being you know they're being mean to her and stuff so i went through so many emotions with huda through the whole season but this one oh my god they're like she's they're like huda you know we deserve an apology she's like okay i forgive you
Like, what? And she's like, but you're the one who is liking posts with my face on George Floyd's body. Like, what are you doing? And she's like, I forgive you. It's okay. I love you.
Chapter 3: What are the consequences of Jess's actions on the boat?
I love you. I was like, this woman's psycho. This woman is a psychopath. I would comment more on Huda, but unfortunately legal tells me I'm not allowed to in the Netflix thing. Sorry, Ronnie. Netflix is like, can't comment on that. You better do your below deck recap. You're both getting sued. Yeah.
So we are, we haven't recorded that yet, but that's going to be an undertaking and we're excited for it. Also some fun stuff, Ronnie and I, you know, I don't know if anyone in the audience has ever seen beavers, but we are two beavers.
busy beavers if you will because we've been making some rounds ronnie was on two judgy girls last week i was then on uh episodes that they released yesterday and today i was also today i believe airing today rachel lindsey's podcast the morally morally corrupt with rachel lindsey we love rachel lindsey we're definitely gonna have to have her on to crappy hour I was able to guess on that.
And then later this week, I will also be on Keep It. So go support women who support other women, okay?
Chapter 4: How does the crew prepare for the Kentucky Derby theme?
Go listen to those podcasts and give them a listen. Give them a subscribe and join their fan bases, etc. So thanks to everyone who's been having both of us on to their shows. Yes, good times. I mean, those judgy girls are classy. Like, they're classy girls. Like, they sent a thank you thing, which we never do when people guest with us.
But they sent me a thank you thing with my two judgy girls hat. Okay, so I have this now. Two judgy girls. I'm going to wear it everywhere I go to find other judgies out in the wild. The judges. The judges. Tamara judges. They have their own candy.
Chapter 5: What emotional challenges does Emily face as a cancer survivor?
Like they took a sour patch and they made their own wrapper that says two judgy girls. Like it's full on. Obviously, I didn't really realize that I ripped into it. I was so excited to get sour patch kids and they just put the sour patch kids in their own packaging. I mean, that's some classy shit. You know what you get when you guest on our show? Maybe a thank you text.
we're like thank you we have to up our game now wow okay yeah i want my own m&ms yeah we had a lot of fun on all those shows so go check those out but today is below deck day and it was a very exciting episode because it was another episode where uh where good old uh jess had to deal with the consequences of her actions
I am having to deal with the consequences of my actions. I'll bring up family cancer because there's a cancer person on boat to get out of there. Wait a minute, that's the consequences of my actions.
Buck and Jess and Fraser. I will not stand for this one more second. I will tell Selene every dirty thing I've ever thought of. Celine, darling, could you please clean more?
Chapter 6: How do the crew members interact during the guests' arrival?
Thank you. You tell her. You tell her, Fraser. He really laid down the law. He really laid down the law. He laid down the Jude law. It was just like, hello, can I have a talk?
um yeah so below don't do that yeah 12 episode 13 talk derby to me you know this they dress like horses and run around like they're in a derby and i thought could you not do that last week when you guys were stuck on the boat with those cheapos oh by the way i found out what restaurants that guy when he's like sorry we didn't tip you but we're in hospitality um qdoba
You don't get to brag about being in hospitality when you own some Qdobas, sir. Because I've seen the hospitality at Qdoba, and I don't even think they let me have free refills on my Diet Coke over there with the self-serve machine, if I recall correctly. Do they even allow their servers to get tipped? I haven't been to a Qdoba, but like...
and I haven't been to Dave's hot chicken in a while, but like, do they have it? If you buy it from Dave's hot chicken, that there's like a thing where you can say, enter in a tip. Like, so here he is talking about like hospitality and like, do they actually provide the avenues for people to give gratuity to their employees?
Chapter 7: What conflicts arise between Selene and Rainbow?
Yeah. It's like, I know how yacht service could be. Cause I have a Qdoba. So, okay.
Um,
I have a restaurant that she went to once in West Covina. So I understand hospitality. Yeah. But also, yeah, you can probably tip because they want tips now for like literally every single thing. Like I bought, what did I buy? I went to the tailor, okay, the tailor to get my pants clipped or whatever, to get my pants circumcised. And they have a tip thing in that.
I'm like, but I'm paying you to do the thing. You want a tip? You're the one doing the thing.
Chapter 8: How does the episode conclude with the crew's dynamics?
It's already 30 bucks a pair. So tip him. And then what's the other thing I went to the other day that they were like? I mean, I went to the doctor. I went to the mountains. The mountains. I climbed a mountain and the mountain was like, are you going to tip this mountain? Or even when you order DoorDash now, you tip. Obviously, you tip the DoorDash person. That's normal.
But now they have a thing that says, would you like to give $5 to the restaurant? No. They're already upcharging me 30% to order from the restaurant in the first place. And now the restaurant wants a tip on top of the waiter tip. Go fuck yourself. Okay. This is getting out of control. And I'm a waiter. I believe in tips. But not for the car. You know, not for everything.
Like, I just did your oil. I did your oil change. You want a tip? No, I paid you to do the oil. Yeah. Especially when the tipping doesn't seem to have any sort of impact in quality of service, I'd like to add. In what kind of service? The quality.
I think the idea is that it's to motivate people to provide better service, to be better employees, better public-facing employees, so that way you get a tip. But people don't act like that necessarily, and then you still have to tip them. And I would. I still do tip them, you know? I feel like they're tricking me into sounding like a boomer, like, oh, tipping, tipping.
Because, of course, I believe in tipping culture. I've made my living off tipping culture, but not for every little thing, you guys. Come on, stop it now. I tip the things that are classically things that you tip. I feel like if you go to a restaurant and get takeout, that's not supposed to be a tip, right? Because you're taking... Well, I tip them.
I still tip them, just not like, you know, maybe not 30% or whatever I would normally tip. I mean, I tip like usually anytime it shows up because I just feel guilty. But I feel like I get mad that I think there's things that are not. Yeah, I tip whenever it comes up too. I complain about it to you.
But if there's someone, it's like the street sweeper passes by and he's like, are you going to give me a tip? I'm like, sure, here you go. I know. I'm never going to say no because I feel like that's terrible karma. And like, if that's what we do now, that's what we do. It's just like some things, you know, it's like a person. It just feels like. It's like the 7-Eleven.
Do you have to tip the 7-Eleven next? Come on. Leave me alone. Just leave me alone. Let me keep my damn money, you guys. Everything's so expensive anyway. By the way, join our Patreon. I was about to say, we're talking about like tip jars. Nice hypocritical opening to the show. So anyway, talk Derby to me.
So for those of you who forgot, Kyle stuck his wiener into a lady from Mob Wives and then went around bragging about it and getting shit-faced to the point where he's like shaky and meth-looking and still has a red nose two days later. So that's where we're at with Kyle. And it's sad.
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