Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
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Well, hello, and welcome to Watch What Happens. This is part two of a two-part recap. If you're like, hey, wait a minute, I didn't hear part one. Guys, it's because we put out a lot of recaps. Go back and listen to part one, okay? It's before this one. Bye. Enjoy the show.
So now they all start showing up at Tamara's house, and Emily is there first, and she's like, you know, she's just talking.
No cake! We know. Oh, Emily. Oh, Rob Wendt, I've got my own in my purse. Just in case this one sucked, you gluten-free terrorist. Well, look, I need a drink before I talk about Gretchers. Gretchers.
Okay, yeah, let's do that.
Okay, so I want to talk to you about something, okay? I was personally surprised by the things that Gretchen was saying because they were not on brand for how she likes to portray herself, you know, as this very Christian person. Which is fair. And Emily's like, yeah, because before we went to LA to pick you up, she and Slater, her daughter, had this like prayer moment.
And I was like, should I be invited to this?
Which did actually kind of make me laugh. It was like, okay, we're going to pray for safety, but Emily, we're not going to include you in this. And then we saw that they literally gathered together and prayed.
I mean, the cameras are here. You know what that means. Prayer time.
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Chapter 2: What happens when the Real Housewives arrive at Tamra's house?
Because if you just came in three seasons ago, you do not understand the irony of Tamara saying that. But if you obviously are like a long timer, you're like, oh, these seeds, they come back as beautiful bushes later on in life.
Oh man, that's so sweet. And saying Tamra has a beautiful bush. Emily's like, yeah, I want to talk about LA. Okay, it was Gretchen, Heather and me. And we're going to bed and we played a game. And one of the questions was, who do you trust the least? By the way, I was the one who made up the questions and asked, who do you trust the least? Which of course, I'm like, Emily's so ridiculous.
She makes the whole drama. She asks the question. She gets the answer. And then now she throws herself under the bus to have a fight with Tamara. That's how desperate they are right now. But I don't even care because it's so fucking funny.
But there's also, what's also sort of shitty about it is that like, well, she throws Heather under the bus right now. And then she takes accountability and says, I said it too. But she gets to Tamara first. And this is something I feel like she always does. She gets there first. So that way she gets kind of like the first wave of like anger.
but like she gets the credit for being the one to say it and which somehow makes you like more accountable when it's just more like you had a faster car like you just your schedule was earlier and so now heather looks like more of the because like heather was like not accountable whereas emily was accountable and it's just like that's it's just shitty because like you create a trap
Yeah, you create a trap, and then you go, and then you tell the person first, and then you're off the hook when you're just as culpable. And if anything, you promoted it.
You started it on purpose, and now you're doing the bare minimum to get yourself out of it to start other people to fight. It's just so Emily. She does it all the time, and Tamara falls for it. Just like they all fall for Tamara's stuff every time, Tamara falls for their stuff too. And that's why this show is so fucking funny, because they can just trigger each other so easily.
It's like watching one of those dominoes in sports, you know, when they make those huge intricate designs and you're like, surely this isn't going to fall. And they all fall and it's beautiful every time.
is beautiful but you know the other thing is that by emily doing this it's kind of like that perfunctory thing that they do on the real housewives of beverly hills all the time when you know with the fox force five whenever people say like you guys are just like you guys don't hold each other accountable so they go through the motions of pretending that they are so this is emily's way of saying i don't just do whatever tamra says look didn't you see that scene where i told her that i wouldn't trust her
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Chapter 3: How does Emily's trust issue with Tamra unfold?
That she's in contact with the wife talking about it and the wife is sending her screenshots. This shit's so funny. I love that she's friends with the wife. That's hilarious. So she's like, yeah, Jim Patroni just followed him. Wait a minute. Does she want dirt or does she want tickets? Tickets to what?
think she actually literally wants dirt excuse me i'm trying to grow a garden and i was wondering if you have any dirt that i can borrow i don't want to go to home depot so tamra's like i don't even follow i don't even follow that thing yeah because it's not appropriate yeah but it's a fan and a millennial like that's okay that's okay like everybody follows nelson So now Jen comes.
Hi, everybody. Hi. Oh, my God. Are these cakes? This is so beautiful. Wow.
Chapter 4: What surprising things does Gretchen reveal about herself?
Everything's so beautiful. Thank you so much for having me. Cake, thank you so much for being made out of edible things. I love edible things. Thank you so much for being here.
So Jen is saying, you know, I've been burned. I've been apologized to and I just get sucked right back in. But enough about Ryan. This cake decorating seems like it'll be a safe place for me and Tamara. So they are like ready to decorate and everything. And now Heather arrives. And this lady is basically giving like a cake seminar. But first, the ladies are checking out the charcuterie.
And she's like, oh, well, there's a turkey here, which is... Oh, look, protein and a radish. Okay, well... I don't know if I have to have any cake today because I already had some indulgence with this radish. Okay, sorry, ladies. No cake for me.
Have you seen Gretchen? I saw Gretchen. She actually feels... Bien? Does she feel bien? Yeah, I was going to wait for you to say it. You just say it so much better. Thank you. I feel bien. That's not what I said. Oh, Tamara's like, well...
And they told me that she actually believes her lies. Maybe you told me that.
Maybe you told me that. That's not what I said. I said Gretchen doesn't lie, but when she speaks, she believes what she's saying.
Oh, yeah, like a sociopath. I did not call her a sociopath. I just called her a poor Megyn Kelly. That's it.
But that's what a sociopath is. She's saying she's a sociopath because she said she didn't think that a sociopath did. I'm saying to her. It is her truth. I never said that.
I am saying she just believes the things that come out of her mouth. Like when Wendy Malick said, I think I'm going to have a long and prosperous career. I said, she believes it. It's a lie to me, but to her, it's true.
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Chapter 5: How do the housewives react to cake decorating?
Oh, the typical Bravo and Mark thing. I'm not perfect. I'm so sorry. I'm not perfect, everybody. I know I'm a good person. I'm not a liar. I'm not a cheater. So for them to say that they don't trust me, that feels like an attack on my character. And it makes me just want to shut down. Oh, you might as well call me the U.S. government.
Yeah, just do it already. Stop threatening us. So Heather rejoins the group and says, They're all like, let's just go because Tamara's up there having another fit. She's climbed up the stairs for the third time in the episode and quit for the third time. They're just like, oh, God. And Shannon's like, wait, we're taking the cake, right?
Oh, I mean, I I didn't want to. I just wanted to. Take a look at it. I was like, how was I gonna eat it? So now Heather and Emily are talking and Tamara comes back in and Heather's like, do you need some help cleaning up? And by help, I mean, do you need to hire some help? Because I'm not gonna help.
And Tamara's like, yeah, I'm good.
Alfredo, could you come watch her clean up? He can't work for you. I'm so sorry, but he can watch. Just kind of look at her shadily. What are you doing over there on your phone? Is that Reba again? Give me your phone. She hung up again. I'm starting to feel like this is on purpose.
Do you need us to epoxy these items together? Oh, they're not broken. That's just how they look normally. Oh, okay.
You guys are so mean. You guys are so mean. Everybody's so mean to me. Just get out. Yeah, I'll tell you. Everybody hates me. Just get out. Just have a great season, everybody. Because I'm not going to be filming on it. Just have a great time. Except for next week when I film with Katie. And then every other episode after this. Bye, bitches. You'll never see me again, bitches.
Well, um, in the backyard, meanwhile, like Shannon, they're like eating cookies and Shannon's like, well, this is, this is a lovely cookie. I mean, it's, it's a little dry. It's, it's maybe it was tasted great at first and then a little disappointing as it. These need milk. No, these need milk. It sort of reminds me of John Jansen.
So charming and appealing at first, but in the end, somehow you owe this cookie money.
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