Chapter 1: What are the highlights of the Real Housewives of Miami Season 7 finale?
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Joining me today is the glorious and handsome Ronnie Karam. Hi, Ronnie. Oh, hello, Ben. How are you? How wonderful to see you. Wonderful to see you, too. How are you doing on this fine Friday?
I'm good. I'm excited. My niece is coming in town with my sister, and they're taking me to see Shawn Mendes tonight, so... I'm like fangirling and, you know, wondering how much of a creep I'm going to look like at this concert.
You won't look like a creep at all. Like Katsurami, just like looking at Shawn Mendes and drooling. I mean, he is really hot.
Chapter 2: How do the Housewives address personal insecurities during the reunion?
He is a hot, hot, hot young man.
He's a handsome young man. I don't really know anything about him, but I'm very excited to go. Okay. You know what? I'm going to be with my niece, a screaming little teenager. It's going to be fun. The girls are coming in town. So I'm doing that. So I was vacuuming a lot. There's a giant fly in my office right now that's as big as a flying dog.
And so I'm waiting for it to land near me so I can get it. That's my life. That's what I'm doing. What's up with you?
You need a Brooks Marks tennis racket thing. I am, you know, in the throes of wondering whether or not I poisoned myself, you know, which is a fairly standard state of mind for me. If you do this time. Okay, everyone. I'm bringing this to the podcast only because I couldn't find answers on the internet.
Chapter 3: What controversies arose regarding comments about aging and looks?
So I'm now appealing to the masses. This is a very specific. Did I poison myself? Edge case. But I would love to hear what people have to say about this. One of our listeners, Jennifer, she I was roasting some vegetables last week. And one of our listeners, Jennifer, was like, hey, in Turkey, we have these things called cosmetics that are these, you know, but a cosmetic is.
No, you talked about it.
Yeah, yeah.
I talked about it.
It's like a cage, like a grill stuff in.
Yeah.
Yeah, it's like a grill pan that you put on your burner, on like a gas burner, and it can hold more vegetables and you can roast them. You know, if you're roasting peppers or like an eggplant for baba ganoush, you can blacken the skin very nicely. So I bought one from Milk Street and I was very excited and I decided to use it last night.
And my range has like four burners, but in the center, there's like a center burner. That's crazy. It's a crazy burner. It's like a double ring burner. So there's actually two things to turn on.
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Chapter 4: How does the group handle accusations of manipulation among cast members?
And that's like, I think it's good for like walks. Like I never use it unless I'm putting that walk down and going like crazy high. Or if I'm charring vegetables. So I put my cosmetic on the crazy double ring burner and I put my peppers on there. And let me tell you something, this cosmetic was crazy. And like, they started to blacken like that. I was like, this is a miracle pan.
I've never seen anything like this. This is so much faster already. And it was great. And it's a black, it's like a black steel pan. And it's enamel though. And like, I noticed within like four minutes that some parts of it started to glow red. like glow red and orange. And I was like, oh, oh, that, I was like, is that just part of the cosmetic experience?
And then I started to think, oh, maybe it's about to melt. It's like molten metal. And I have the things I'm about to eat, like directly touching it. So then I got scared and then I lowered the temperature, but I still kept doing it, but I was like committed to it. I was like, I'm not pulling, I'm not pulling the peppers.
Chapter 5: What insights are shared about friendship dynamics in the cast?
Yeah, I got this pan. I got this new pan from Milton.
I got the pan. I'm seeing this all the way through. So then when I eventually removed the peppers, I noticed that in the black charring areas, there were some areas that looked almost like blue, like chemically blue. And I was like, did I just like, did like the enamel melt onto the peppers? Was this a chemical reaction? Is this like normal?
I messaged Jennifer as she is now my queen of cosmetics. And she said, actually, that happens all the time when I just char, like, peppers on a grill. Like, it'd be black, but sometimes you even see, like, this kind of bluish thing. But I'm still, like, very concerned that I did something chemically to my peppers. And I want to know from the masses, will I be okay? Are you dying? Am I dying?
By the end of this episode, if you're like bleeding from my eyes or something, you never know. I mean, it could be a good Halloween episode. We lose Ben during a Miami recap.
I did. I did cool down the cosmetic and it looks kind of weird now.
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Chapter 6: How do the Housewives react to each other's personal struggles?
I think it's clearly like is not meant for that high of a flame, which I feel like what sort of grill pan are you that you can't deal with like any type of flame.
But I think if you don't smell something bad, then you're OK. And I know people are going to bring carbon monoxide, but whatever, you can kind of smell carbon monoxide, make an effort.
Yeah. So the pan looks kind of like weird now. It doesn't have that nice clean, like black sleek enameled look anymore, but I'll post pictures. I would love to get, I'd love to get the advice of maybe a chemist or a smelter. Thank you. Come to our Instagram and tell Ben whether or not he's dying.
Okay, everybody. Well, if you want these recaps on videos, we are on Crappin's On Demand. If you want our bonus episodes, this week was a Southern Charm trailer. Super fun. That's also on Patreon. And Mondays, we do Amazon Lives at 4 p.m. Pacific time. And every other Monday that we're not doing that, we do Crappy Hour. So this coming Monday will be Crappy Hour.
And that's going to be at 5.30 p.m. Pacific time.
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Chapter 7: What humorous moments stood out during the episode?
You can find that for free on YouTube, Instagram, and our Patreon. Free all places. So join us for that. That's where we talk about Bravo headlines. And you guys come talk to us about whatever you want to talk about. Ask your questions and all that good stuff. And today is the end. It's a very sad day because it's the end of Miami Season 7. And it's been a great season.
It's been a hilarious season. It's a season that is absolutely tanking in the ratings, which sucks. They're getting series low in their ratings. But that might just be overnights. That might just be overnights. That's what I read. I read ratingsbravo.com or at ratingsbravo on Twitter.
Overnights mean nothing. Overnights mean nothing. It's all about the live plus sevens. It's also engagement.
Chapter 8: What are the final thoughts on the season and what's next for the Housewives?
They don't care about overnights. Let's praise. Let's be in a space of praise for Miami for a wonderful, wonderful season. Let's remind people that this is the best. I am shocked, though. I am shocked by the number of people who, when I say, are you watching Miami? They'll say, oh, I haven't started that one. I really mean to. Or like, I'm a few episodes behind, which usually means you've
watch one episode of the season. When people say I'm a few episodes behind, that means they haven't watched anything. I know that because that's what I say when people ask me about things like, you know, like any other TV show. The bear. It is. We're the bear. Honestly, it is what I do. I'm like, I'm a few episodes behind. I've watched...
season one season two thank you yeah but like for real i mean it's shocking it's shocking that people sleep on miami like it's crazy yeah it's the it's one of the it's the best it's the best it's the best one to sleep on because it's the bounciest they've got the most failures out of any
all right so here we are seven season seven episode 20 reunion part three we pick up where we left off last week um larza has just uh we've seen a clip of larza making a comment about lisa in milan because she's like oh my god like if your dad's like sick like like why are you even like in my we're even like in milan like why aren't you like by your dad's side like
Well, Gina from Provolone Cheese says, Larsa was harsh by saying you should have been in Milan with your sick father. Remember that?
Well, you know what? Let me tell you something. We get emotional. I get so emotional, baby. Okay. Give me a fucking tissue. Give me a tissue. Okay. Nobody knows what I had going on with my father and my history because I haven't talked about it. And my dad would have wanted me to do that. He said, he would have said, Lisa, fly to Milan and walk in a shitty fashion brand show. Okay.
And that's what he would have done. That's what he would have liked for me.
My dad loved Zara.
Wellie.
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