Chapter 1: What happens when Kizzy breaks up with Tommy?
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Well, hello and welcome to What What Crappens. I'm Ronnie and that's Benjamina over there. Hello, Ben. How you doing?
I'm doing great. Thank you, Ronnie. How are you doing? And hello.
Chapter 2: How does the new stew impact Kizzy's plans?
Good. You look very handsome.
I enjoy your preppy shirt.
Thank you. It's my little Uniqlo shirt.
Oh, it's very handsome. Well, welcome to the show, everybody. Today is Below Deck Day. Very exciting times here in the Krappens universe. It's also BravoCon week, so we're going to go. That should be fun, getting our fits together. Yeah. And we are having a meetup in Las Vegas for crappins listeners. It is free. So come to it. If you're going to be in Vegas, we'd love to meet you. Okay.
Cause that's what a meetup is. We all meet, we talk about our dreams and ambitions.
Can I say something?
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Chapter 3: What unique dating show format is introduced on the yacht?
I think we can officially upgrade it to party. It's not a meetup anymore. It's now a party. Oh, it's a party.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's a crappin's party. Jenny's. Did I say Amy's? I'm so sorry. It's because I'm from Austin and that's always Jenny and Amy. I feel like our two just, you know, girls fighting on the, on the playground. Like he's going to eat my ice cream. He's going to eat mine. Love you both. And so excited to be, because you know, that's Ben's dream.
And it's become my dream as time has gone on because it's, Ben introduced me to Jenny's and then Jenny's introduced me to Jenny's. And now I love Jenny's.
Chapter 4: How do the crew members react to the new dating dynamics?
Jenny's the only relationship where I'll swallow. Love their ice cream.
Is that approved messaging?
You will be getting free ice cream over there. So come. There will also be booze. That's not free. You have to pay for that. But it's free to come. So come. It's going to be at a place called Beer Park. It's in the Paris Hotel and Casino. So it's right there on the strip by BravoCon and the hotels and all that good stuff. So we hope you come. It's at 10 p.m. on Saturday night.
We're going to be partying. So bring your party shoes. Also, Amazon Live was a disaster yesterday because the app broke. So we didn't ditch you on purpose.
Chapter 5: What are the implications of Kizzy's jealousy towards Kathy?
We will be finding a way to make up for that.
soon we don't know when but very soon we'll be doing that and what else do we have to say if you want videos of these recaps they're all on video now go over to crappins on demand on patreon and that's also where you get bonus episodes this week we are doing real housewives of beverly hills trailer and that's it for the announcements let's get do you have anything to add my little sugar plum
I just want to say I'm really excited for Jenny's. There's not a single Jenny's ice cream shop in all of Las Vegas. So if you want Jenny's ice cream on Saturday night.
We're going to be the first Jenny's shop. We are introducing Jenny's to Las Vegas, baby. It's kind of weird. It's like a 10 o'clock party where we're going to be like, yeah, let's make some, let's make custom drinks and get ice cream.
Cause that's how we, I mean, you know, that's exactly how I roll. That's what I'm doing at any 10 o'clock. I'm like, I want one of those two things, if not both together, but no, just to clarify, Jenny's is providing some ice cream for everyone and it's gonna be a super fun time. But yeah, I'm going to be getting lit. So any who. Yeah.
Yeah.
All right. Let's get to it. We are here with Below Dick Mediterranean, which is fun. You know, what a fun show.
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Chapter 6: What is revealed about Joe's relationships and dating history?
What a great show, guys. This one is season 10, episode 7. It's called Le Vie en Brosse. Le Vie en Brosse. Um, which I think means Max is jealous because his parents got divorced. I don't know. I don't really understand his thing or his parents didn't like him. So he's sad because bros are broing without him. Yeah. I didn't really understand, but it was fun to watch Max cry.
it makes more sense when you realize that nathan is his dad and you're like oh that's why it hurts so much it's getting all over again a lot of french men with daddy issues on below deck these days this is like the second season in a row it's like we had anthony last season being like oh my daddy this is for your daddy and now we have max being like oh i did not speak to my daddy so i was hoping to get daddy love from nathan
Well, yeah, but Max, the other dad was passed away, right? True. It's still an issue. It's his dad died.
A lot of discussion about fathers. Now, let's not bury the lead, though. This episode, yes, Max was feeling like it's an A and B conversation, so he needs to see his way out of it. But the real story with this episode is that Bravo decided to experiment with
with blending a dating show with Below Deck by having this guy on there and bring on like six or seven ladies to see who would be his forever love.
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Chapter 7: How do the guests respond to the chaotic dating environment?
And by forever, I mean for the next weekend or something like that. So it became like a dating show. And I have to say, they promoted this. It was in the trailer. They really pushed this. And I was like, oh my God, this is ridiculous. I actually loved it. You loved it. You know what? Because it was like very small. It was like on the side.
And like so much of it was about the crew making comments about what they were seeing. And I just, I kind of loved like having a focus on an audience reacting to a dating show, essentially.
Yeah. Is it human trafficking? I mean, what would you call this? This was straight up human trafficking, right? I mean, yeah. I'm not really sure, but when she said the ladies are all from her service, I was like, that's fishy.
That's not a great way to put it.
Chapter 8: What are the final thoughts on the episode's dating drama?
She should say they're all clients of mine looking for love, but not be like they're from my service.
Yeah. And then the guy, The Bachelor, I mean, look, I'm used to The Bachelor. I used to recap The Bachelor, but...
you know that guy is generally hot and has something going for him like he's either an ex football player or an oil magnate or i don't know they've been getting worse because then there was like peter the pilot and i was like i think you're maybe a spirit airlines pilot part-time like i didn't really believe it you know they get lower they're like oh it's an accountant who's this guy what's he do
He's got a baseball glove for a face. The man is severely sun damaged and bald and not very nice. So I'm not really sure why anybody would be fighting for him. I'm saying hoes. I'm saying this was a boat of hoes. That's the only way I can get it right in my head because no normal person is going to do this.
um i those aren't normal i just mean no no person who's not getting paid is going to be trying to date that baseball glove on purpose i know he was kind of like a low rent temu version of chip from chip and joanna and chip is already kind of a version of himself he does have chip vibes
yeah he just here and like chip is all there there's no like high-end version of chip chip is already entering the comparison at the temu level so then when you add this like temu version of a temu thing Yeah, I don't understand why people are clamoring for this guy.
I mean, in some ways, that awful girl, you know, I kind of bonded with her in a sense when she was like, I'm just in it for the yacht. But then she was actually so terrible that I had to- She's vile. I was like, make her the new Stu.
Make her the new Stu. Why isn't Anna the new Stu?
That's who we need. She's also a pathological liar, right? Like, you definitely got the sense that she was high on something and she just lies all day long. Because every story was like- Well, forgive me for living.
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