Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
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Hi, everyone. Welcome back. This is part two of a two-part recap. If you're wondering where part one was, well, go check in the feed and be sure to subscribe. So that way you always get your episodes. But enough of that. Let's get right back into the episode. So now it is time for lunch break on the reunion. And so they all go out and Katie is like, I need water in the worst way.
And Matt arrives in an Escalade. And some of the women get onto golf carts. This was funny because they're outside the sound stages. And so, like, Heather and Gina or someone are, like, on a golf cart ready to be zipped off to their trailers. And Andy's nearby. And Heather's like, Andy, would you like a ride on our golf carts? Do you want, are you going to go get your Postmates? Oh, okay.
I'm like, oh, this is the part of the reunion where Andy's like, okay, now I go back to being a much larger celebrity than any of you people. We'll talk to you now for an hour. Yeah.
Please do not talk to me outside of the studio. Thank you. So Shannon goes to visit Jen in her trailer and she's brought her own chicken because she's Shannon and she's making an effort, guys. And then back with Katie and Matt, she's talking about how they talked about Jen calling her a con artist. And she's like, I don't know if I said I don't know if I did or didn't.
and matt's like oh she's getting married to a guy with a deal with the feds and she's calling you a con artist that's rich which is actually a good defense and i wish katie had used it yeah so jen is talking to shannon and she goes hey remember last night when i texted you and said nicole is with katie ryan just called me and matt and nicole are driving to take this matt person and by the way matt and nicole matt is ryan's co-worker or whatever the bookie guy who went to jail and nicole is his girlfriend or wife or whoever
So when she's talking to Matt in this situation, she's not talking about Matt Chanel, and Jenna's talking about this guy, Matt, who went to jail. And she's like, so Matt and Nicole, I mean, she's taking, you know, Matt to prison or whatever you call it. I'm like, I believe the word is prison.
i don't think that i don't think prison is code for some other like dark dark fortress that he went it's prison it's prison yeah it's prison yeah you got it right she's like and ryan said babe i'm so glad you called me and i said thank you so much he said because you're getting old looking and i think i only have another year left Oh, and I said, that's too bad.
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Chapter 2: What happens during the lunch break on the RHOC reunion?
And Katie didn't get the answer she wanted, so she got upset. And Ryan's like, yeah, Nicole said it was so fucking obvious that she was digging, and then she just kept on, well, hi, welcome to the Real Housewives. Like, yes, but...
probably and jen's like are we gonna forget about the private investigator that shannon and tamra conspired to get about about ryan last season is that are we is that i'm wondering if that falls under the purview of like messy digging that we're not supposed to you know pay attention to yeah exactly good point um so jen is infuriated and she's gonna say something damn it meanwhile katie's in her room like i just want a martini he's like let's do it
That's the kind of husband you need, you know, who's like, middle of the day, let's have a fucking martini right now before you have to go fight these witches on TV.
So back on the set, Shannon is whispering to Emily, you know, I swear to God, I just had my lunch. I just had some chicken and now my stomach just started to go, which is growing. I mean, just, I mean, you can't even have shredded chicken anymore with a side of fries that you ordered in some of the rings. It's just like, it's terrible.
I get bloated from everything. How does chicken bloat me? I get bloated from everything. It's not fair. Hold on, let me take a breath. I think I just gained 10 pounds. What is in the air? What is in the air?
So Gina's in pain. Her dress, it hurts. It hurts me too.
My eyes. Jesus, who picked that out?
I know. What Old West saloon is she going to after this? So Andy is like... She looks like a milk slot.
the new kind the anti-terrorism kind you can only put in the tiny so andy is like when when gretchen returns so did a decade-old drama known as naked wasted and we are not going to mention the fact that it was tamra who actually brought it up but anyway as new rumors and allegations threatened to rekindle a war between tamra gretchen katie and jen's friendship got caught in the crossfire let's take a look
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Chapter 3: How does Katie respond to accusations of being a con artist?
That's your business. Okay. And I'm going to defend my friend because that's the sort of person that I am.
Well, how Katie said this was so funny because she goes, you know, everyone was talking about you. Everyone was talking about your business and Ryan's business. And I said, I don't care what's in her bank account. And I don't care what Ryan said. If she said this didn't happen, then I'm going to believe her.
And I wanted the same from you, which is not a great argument, really, because Katie's like, listen. I knew that you were a crook, and Ryan was a crook, and I still stood up for you even though you were a crook. And I wanted you to stand up for me even though you knew I was lying, which is, that's what it sounds like she's saying. And I was like, is this supposed to be a good argument?
This is not good.
The twist, I guess it's like you defend your friend no matter what. You just blindly take their side. So Laurel from Canyon says, Gretchen and Jen, you posted a video that was deemed culturally insensitive towards Asians. Wow. It's amazing how much ground you really can cover, Gretchen, in one season. So you immediately took it down. Was it aimed at Katie? And Jen's like, no, of course not.
And Tamara's like, but she's Asian. And Katie's like, thank you for the reminder, Tamara. I am... Gina's like, oh my God, thank God I'm off the hook.
Yeah. So this video, and they kind of let them slide on this video, but of course it's this show. So of course they do. But yeah, this video is pretty gross. And Katie's like, they, you know, I'm not saying it was about me. I'm just saying it was extremely insensitive. And then Jen ended up getting mad at me about it. You know, I said something about it and Jen got mad at me.
And she said like, how dare you? And Jen's like, yes, yes, I did. I did say, how dare you? Because you have known me for how long, how long? And then you would say that to me when you know that I would mean nothing by that.
how dare you exactly it's like okay your indignancy is kind of hilarious when you're defending a racist video like this is not the time to be indignant you know what i mean yeah it was problematic just say i'm sorry i mean jesus yeah this is not and the best part is that i love when kitty's like yeah you were all mad you were like how dare you say that she goes how dare you say that i'm like well
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Chapter 4: How does Gretchen handle the Naked Wasted drama?
So why would I even do this?
But Jen's the one who said she wasn't even on the show at the time.
I know, but Jen didn't... Jen is... I think Jen's lost in her logic at the moment, personally.
Yeah, I don't understand. Or maybe she's saying, like, she wasn't on the show at the time, so why are we taking something she said back then and using it against her? Like, you can't take something she said... then and use it against her because she wasn't on the show.
So we can only use... Why are you trashing her behind her back or whatever? Why are you being gossipy? She's not even on the show. And she's like, but that's the point. Like, if I was trying to do this to, like, drag people through the mud, like, I'm not going to take someone who's not on the show who I'm friends with.
It's time for a commercial. It's time for a Crappin's commercial.
So, basically, Andy's like, okay, I just want to reset. And here I thought, this is where I thought Tamra was going to get it. He's like, I just want to reset on how all this naked, wasted drama came back to life on the show. It's a little confusing. Gretchen and Slade, Kate and Matt, Jen and Ryan went to dinner at Mastro's, and that was years before filming ever started.
That was before Gretchen was on. And Katie alleges that Gretchen said that night that she was drugged and went to the hospital. And Gretchen and Jen claim that Gretchen said she felt like she could have gone to the hospital. I'm like, and when are you going to say the part where it only made it onto the show because Tamara brought it up? What? Like, that's such a big deal. It's a big deal because-
Cause if you're saying that Katie is trying to start shit, you know, whatever, but like Tamara is the one who actually was, she's the one who, who tried to get ahead of the story and then burned everything down.
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Chapter 5: What controversial video leads to tension between Jen and Katie?
And Ben, this is kind of long, so I'm going to send you this link over text so that you can jump on here and help me out because it's good. It's worth it. It's long, but it's worth it.
Speaking of AI filters, this picture of Slay that they attached to it.
Which, by the way, doesn't even show his whole face. It cuts off at his nose if you look at the article. um so and he's like holding his he's wearing a turtleneck and holding his hands in prayer mode and holding his sweater to hide his waddle like this it's like in black and white entrepreneur and real housewives of orange county icon
icon slade smiley builds brand momentum as a newly appointed liberace foundation board member a talented stage performer since childhood influential actor and entrepreneur slade smiley has filled many roles from professional athlete and recognized television icon to sought after model working with global brands such as adidas gillette volkswagen and gatorade his recent work
I was about to say, influential actor. I mean, is this the year he finally gets his Cecil B. DeMille award? I am wondering. And model Slade Smiley. Oh, yes. That model. Who?
i mean i mean with a bio like this i would never expect this person to say anything but the truth given how truthful this bio already is yeah his recent work includes contributing as a returning cast member on bravo's real housewives of orange county alongside his wife gretchen christine rossi who he's not even married to um making television history that entertained an audience of over 450 million people
Well, everyone, congratulations. Mash, you had a good run. But the number one show of all time is now Real Housewives of Orange County.
Slate Smiley has performed for as many people as hamburgers that McDonald has served. Okay. Today, Smiley works to shape a public legacy of successful entrepreneurship, developing a growing collection of luxury lifestyle and fashion brands in partnership with Rossi, in addition to establishing a private legacy as a father to his three children, Gavin, Grayson, and baby Skylar Gray.
Two of the previous that he hasn't paid child support for and still owes $152,000 to, to this day.
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